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Matthew Durrett
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High school history teacher by day. Father, husband, skeptic, gamer, runner, sportsball fan by other parts of the day.
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Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
NEW YORK—Insisting your fate was sealed the moment you clicked the link, a report released Tuesday found that you will be fired for reading this headline about Charlie Kirk. “Shortly after you navigat...
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September 16, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Coward mad about not getting to vote on important issues… votes to censure only rep courageous enough to stand up for current issues.
Congress has 9 days to avert a government shutdown, and what are we voting on today?

Disapproval resolutions about rubber tires and (surprise surprise) APPLIANCES!
Congress has only 10 days until a government shutdown, and Speaker Johnson still hasn’t brought a single one of the 12 spending bills he promised.

We can’t just pass a clean CR, which might fund waste and continue the status quo. So where are the bills?
March 6, 2025 at 4:29 PM
And the history teacher wept again
Perhaps if he had not spent so much time playing video games so that he could be the #1 video game player he would know that the answer to this question is "All of them."
February 5, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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welp
20 years ago.
February 5, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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NY Times, Feb. 11, 1933.
February 1, 2025 at 7:23 PM
January 30, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I was just listening to a podcast on the way in today about how the Germans were unhappy with the low number of Poles they were killing early in the war.
January 28, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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Why not release the Epstein files?
January 26, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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CDC's Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report (MMWR) has provided real-time data and analysis about disease outbreaks and emerging health threats without a break every week since 1960.

Until today.
January 23, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Hmm, yeah, that checks out
January 21, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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Sergeant Gonell @sergeantaqgo.bsky.social sent me this picture. This is his call log. Each call is an automated Dept of "Justice" notification saying "The defendant you testified against is being released from the dept of corrections."
Each defendant assaulted him.
January 21, 2025 at 3:15 PM
The world is SHOCKED a nazi gave a nazi salute.
January 20, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I was entertained this gif on reddit and now you get to be too
From the gifsthatkeepongiving community on Reddit: When The Neighborhood Watch Turns Into The Neighborhood Swat
Explore this post and more from the gifsthatkeepongiving community
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January 19, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Whenever I think Democrats cannot be more disappointing.
It’s clear that more time is needed to find an American buyer for TikTok.

We will continue working to keep TikTok alive, protect content creators’ livelihoods, protect against CCP surveillance, and protect national security.

I will work with the Trump Admin to find a solution.
January 16, 2025 at 8:55 PM
My 2025 goals include:

1) run 1,000 miles

2) avoid associating with ppl who ever voted for the rapist traitor as much as possible

Priority not in that order. Happy New Year!
January 1, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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Me, a public health person, just sitting over here reflecting on the fact that the US has experienced a 7% increase in infant mortality post-Dobbs.

Like, do you realize what that says about this society from an ethical perspective? That we made policy choices that caused this?

#PHEthx
Infant Mortality Increases Across US Following Dobbs Decision
The Dobbs decision was associated with a 7% absolute increase in overall infant mortality—equivalent to 247 excess deaths—and a 10% increase among infants with congenital anomalies, corresponding to 2...
www.ajmc.com
December 17, 2024 at 6:29 PM
Obligatory
‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens theonion.com/no-way-to-pr...
December 17, 2024 at 12:30 AM
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This you?
December 11, 2024 at 3:47 PM
Counterpoint: the American people just elected a rapist traitor and are not smart enough to be insulted.
Luigi Mangione on his way to his extradition hearing shouts: "This is completely out of touch and an insult to the intelligence of the American people"
December 10, 2024 at 8:22 PM
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When you spent billions and destroyed your brand to recreate 1930's Germany and got 1780's France instead.
December 5, 2024 at 1:12 PM
I opened Threads last night and was immediately immersed in the breaking news from 15 hours to 2 days prior.
December 5, 2024 at 2:38 PM
I haven’t really watched cable news since the OJ trial. I see so many people cursing it today when it seems like getting bombarded with hot takes 24/7 was probably a bad idea from the jump.
December 3, 2024 at 3:51 AM
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Hey all, I wanna dedicate this thread to free documentaries! If you know of any good documentaries that are online, please feel free to drop them in this thread.
November 21, 2024 at 1:15 AM
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In this Ohio diner, it was a tradition: hash browns and eggs, big cup of Folgers, then log onto your adopted son’s PayPal account to send money to hookers. But now the woke mob is taking all of that away.
November 19, 2024 at 8:06 AM
Mike Johnson will be playing the role of Screech in the final season of America.
“Make America Healthy Again” by eating McDonalds.
November 18, 2024 at 12:17 AM