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I can't remember if I already put a dryer sheet in the dryer or not. Cavity Survivor. I am @duncanstein's emergency contact. Kendrick Lamar fan since 1/11/17
Busta rhymes selling out to wal mart was shocking till seeing modest mouse selling out to American Express
December 21, 2024 at 6:28 PM
Busta rhymes selling out to wal mart was shocking till seeing modest mouse selling out to American Express
Yankee fans acting like Soto was some kind of life long yankee is like someone thinking an air bnb they stayed at once is their vacation home
December 11, 2024 at 3:10 PM
Yankee fans acting like Soto was some kind of life long yankee is like someone thinking an air bnb they stayed at once is their vacation home
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The 2018 Nationals had six players whose next long-term contracts would combine for $2.015 billion: Soto ($765M), Harper ($330M), Turner ($300M), Rendon ($245M), Strasburg ($245M) and Scherzer ($130M).
December 9, 2024 at 4:13 AM
The 2018 Nationals had six players whose next long-term contracts would combine for $2.015 billion: Soto ($765M), Harper ($330M), Turner ($300M), Rendon ($245M), Strasburg ($245M) and Scherzer ($130M).
I hate the deal for Soto. Cause it’s not easily divisible. I can’t do that payment per year in my head.
Fuck that deal.
Fuck that deal.
December 9, 2024 at 4:16 AM
I hate the deal for Soto. Cause it’s not easily divisible. I can’t do that payment per year in my head.
Fuck that deal.
Fuck that deal.
Don’t understand why the chiefs aren’t running it more
December 9, 2024 at 2:37 AM
Don’t understand why the chiefs aren’t running it more
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Bashar al-Assad’s biggest mistake? Not going on Joe Rogan.
December 7, 2024 at 8:13 PM
Bashar al-Assad’s biggest mistake? Not going on Joe Rogan.
Expired paint is a scam.
100% all of us have seen multiple things painted with expired paint and none of us have ever noticed.
100% all of us have seen multiple things painted with expired paint and none of us have ever noticed.
December 5, 2024 at 8:40 PM
Expired paint is a scam.
100% all of us have seen multiple things painted with expired paint and none of us have ever noticed.
100% all of us have seen multiple things painted with expired paint and none of us have ever noticed.
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Committing a crime and writing “Vinny,” “E,” “Drama,” and “Turtle” on the shell casings to throw off investigators.
December 5, 2024 at 1:48 PM
Committing a crime and writing “Vinny,” “E,” “Drama,” and “Turtle” on the shell casings to throw off investigators.
Every year I spend more time and money on shit to just end up realizing a rake is the best thing to pick up leafs with
December 4, 2024 at 11:04 PM
Every year I spend more time and money on shit to just end up realizing a rake is the best thing to pick up leafs with
Me: “hey I’m going to go fix the sprinkler in the front yard.”
45 minutes later:
45 minutes later:
December 4, 2024 at 5:56 PM
Me: “hey I’m going to go fix the sprinkler in the front yard.”
45 minutes later:
45 minutes later:
The majority of the people I know and follow on social media are into sports-mildly to heavy.
Not once have I had any of them mention Stephen A. Who is he popular with to be making this much money??
Not once have I had any of them mention Stephen A. Who is he popular with to be making this much money??
NEWS: Stephen A and ESPN are moving toward a $20M a year deal, The Athletic has learned.
It is expected to be for five or six years.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/596...
It is expected to be for five or six years.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/596...
ESPN, Stephen A. Smith negotiating historic 6 year, $120 million deal
www.nytimes.com
December 4, 2024 at 1:09 PM
The majority of the people I know and follow on social media are into sports-mildly to heavy.
Not once have I had any of them mention Stephen A. Who is he popular with to be making this much money??
Not once have I had any of them mention Stephen A. Who is he popular with to be making this much money??
@jazayerli.bsky.social when the royals traded Chapman to the rangers- they obviously got Cole. But they also got a super young guy you called the lottery ticket. Who was he and how has he done?
December 3, 2024 at 4:31 PM
@jazayerli.bsky.social when the royals traded Chapman to the rangers- they obviously got Cole. But they also got a super young guy you called the lottery ticket. Who was he and how has he done?
New rule I’d institute when I’m commissioner:
If the play results in a touchdown of more than 50 yards then all penalties are waved off
If the play results in a touchdown of more than 50 yards then all penalties are waved off
December 3, 2024 at 4:02 AM
New rule I’d institute when I’m commissioner:
If the play results in a touchdown of more than 50 yards then all penalties are waved off
If the play results in a touchdown of more than 50 yards then all penalties are waved off
Observation from 20+ years of sharing a shower with a woman.
Conditioner is just an elaborate scam to try an get hair-havers to commit to using/buying 2 or more bottles of their shampoo and prevent them from buying a different brand.
No one uses 1:1 ratio shampoo to conditioner.
Conditioner is just an elaborate scam to try an get hair-havers to commit to using/buying 2 or more bottles of their shampoo and prevent them from buying a different brand.
No one uses 1:1 ratio shampoo to conditioner.
November 28, 2024 at 5:10 PM
Observation from 20+ years of sharing a shower with a woman.
Conditioner is just an elaborate scam to try an get hair-havers to commit to using/buying 2 or more bottles of their shampoo and prevent them from buying a different brand.
No one uses 1:1 ratio shampoo to conditioner.
Conditioner is just an elaborate scam to try an get hair-havers to commit to using/buying 2 or more bottles of their shampoo and prevent them from buying a different brand.
No one uses 1:1 ratio shampoo to conditioner.
Going to come out to my family tomorrow as a none dish rinser.
Love is love is love.
Love is love is love.
November 28, 2024 at 3:11 AM
Going to come out to my family tomorrow as a none dish rinser.
Love is love is love.
Love is love is love.
This really doesn’t need to be said
November 26, 2024 at 10:15 PM
This really doesn’t need to be said
It’s cool how we’re all collectively just watching Ariana Grande enter Michael Jackson realms of weird.
November 26, 2024 at 10:12 PM
It’s cool how we’re all collectively just watching Ariana Grande enter Michael Jackson realms of weird.
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Denver gave people experiencing homelessness $1k/month. A year later, nearly half had housing.
They also had fewer ER visits, nights spent in a hospital, and jail stays.
The report estimates that this reduction in public service use SAVED the city $589k.
www.businessinsider.com/denver-basic...
They also had fewer ER visits, nights spent in a hospital, and jail stays.
The report estimates that this reduction in public service use SAVED the city $589k.
www.businessinsider.com/denver-basic...
Denver gave people experiencing homelessness $1,000 a month. A year later, nearly half of participants said they had housing.
Participants in Denver's basic-income program reported having more-secure housing, though results were similar in the trial and control groups.
www.businessinsider.com
November 26, 2024 at 12:47 AM
Denver gave people experiencing homelessness $1k/month. A year later, nearly half had housing.
They also had fewer ER visits, nights spent in a hospital, and jail stays.
The report estimates that this reduction in public service use SAVED the city $589k.
www.businessinsider.com/denver-basic...
They also had fewer ER visits, nights spent in a hospital, and jail stays.
The report estimates that this reduction in public service use SAVED the city $589k.
www.businessinsider.com/denver-basic...
Gentrified Snoop dogg has a shelf life
November 26, 2024 at 4:20 AM
Gentrified Snoop dogg has a shelf life
I’ve been watching Bob’s Burgers from season 1 episode 1. I’m up to season 10.
I’m prepared and confident to say that through ten season’s Bob’s Burgers has had a better career than… The Simpsons.
I’m prepared and confident to say that through ten season’s Bob’s Burgers has had a better career than… The Simpsons.
November 23, 2024 at 11:52 PM
I’ve been watching Bob’s Burgers from season 1 episode 1. I’m up to season 10.
I’m prepared and confident to say that through ten season’s Bob’s Burgers has had a better career than… The Simpsons.
I’m prepared and confident to say that through ten season’s Bob’s Burgers has had a better career than… The Simpsons.
So wicked isn’t just the musical for wizard of oz?
November 23, 2024 at 3:57 AM
So wicked isn’t just the musical for wizard of oz?
Officially have moved over to the “don’t rinse before putting in the dishwasher” side of the spectrum.
Life’s unpredictable.
Life’s unpredictable.
November 21, 2024 at 4:00 AM
Officially have moved over to the “don’t rinse before putting in the dishwasher” side of the spectrum.
Life’s unpredictable.
Life’s unpredictable.
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found this months ago and have been dwelling on its implications ever since
November 21, 2024 at 3:14 AM
found this months ago and have been dwelling on its implications ever since
