Masterbase
masterbase.bsky.social
Masterbase
@masterbase.bsky.social
I can't remember if I already put a dryer sheet in the dryer or not. Cavity Survivor. I am @duncanstein's emergency contact. Kendrick Lamar fan since 1/11/17
Me: “hey I’m going to go fix the sprinkler in the front yard.”

45 minutes later:
December 4, 2024 at 5:56 PM
This really doesn’t need to be said
November 26, 2024 at 10:15 PM
November 22, 2024 at 2:40 PM
Gonna go with this. And it’s going to turn out great.
November 22, 2024 at 2:07 AM
November 20, 2024 at 9:46 PM
When I get a >.1% player on my first guess on immaculate grid
August 1, 2023 at 2:17 PM
Looks like I’m not allowed to post on twitter anymore. Or something.
July 29, 2023 at 3:04 PM
Either I’m the only one playing immaculate grid or im on the cusp of a 10,000 monkey situation
July 28, 2023 at 1:07 PM