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mike
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Designer from the middle of Canada.
Video games, comics, nonsense. he/him
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Make MissingNo canon, you cowards.
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A Christmas elf’s candy cane stripes represent their achievements in battle. Red indicates an elf has drawn blood, while green is reserved for those with confirmed kills. More exotic colors designate elves who take a particular pleasure in dismemberment
December 14, 2025 at 7:53 PM
This might sound obvious, but whenever a company makes a change or pushes an update that seems user-hostile or counterintuitive, it's because of money. It’s *always* because of money.
December 14, 2025 at 6:19 PM
This was our night, gamers.
December 12, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Is this the furthest we’ve gotten into a Game Awards without at least a mention of Kojima?
December 12, 2025 at 3:36 AM
You can tell by how quickly Geoff rips through these categories that the awards are what’s most important here.
December 12, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Never forget.
December 11, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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Everyone hates this shit so much. It’s a bipartisan issue. AI sucks. It’s intrusive. It isn’t magical nor is it changing the world other than in the amount of money being wasted on it. Consumers are increasingly offended by its presence
"The most terrible time of the year"

McDonald’s pulls AI-generated Christmas advert in the Netherlands. The advert, titled "the most terrible time of the year," depicts Christmas chaos, with Santa caught in a traffic jam and a present-laden cyclist slipping in the snow
u.afp.com/S7sF
December 11, 2025 at 7:26 AM
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December 10, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Can we just call Skyrim on the Switch 2 what it is? Yet another opportunity to wring $80 fucking dollars out of people for a game that's nearly 15 years old.
December 9, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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pals you gotta quit spotify
December 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
WB getting tossed around like a kid at a custody hearing.
December 8, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I’m not sure if the absurd number of crypto ads on Tumblr reflects the poor state of the platform or just crypto in general. Maybe both?
December 7, 2025 at 10:40 PM
What's wrong babe? You've barely touched any of your claimed Amazon Luna games.
December 7, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Little-known fact: the number of fist bumps performed in Pokémon Legends ZA is 54257.
December 7, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Everything’s computer.
December 6, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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Love Discord being like "bro you didnt complete any quests this year" yeah man I dont know what those are and I'm working really hard not to have to learn
December 5, 2025 at 4:17 PM
This holiday season, why not treat your friends, family, and enemies to some MissingNo horror fan fiction?
December 5, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Someone convince me I don’t need Nightreign.
December 5, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Perpetually logging on.
December 4, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
December 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
There's an entire category of YouTubers that pretend to be characters from children's TV shows or movies and do swears while they react to things or play Roblox. It's equal parts bizarre and awful.
December 2, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Great endorsement for Bluesky tbh.
December 2, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Routine reviews are out and it's good!
December 2, 2025 at 2:14 PM