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Designer from the middle of Canada.
Video games, comics, nonsense. he/him
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Never forget.
December 11, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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No, I want the same trash food I order literally every day. Do you even know me at all?
Screenshot from DD says "Hello, Mike. Hungry for something new?"
November 27, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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I want to draw more vending machines. #pixelart
A pixel art vending machine with a broken window and a brick laying on the ground
November 22, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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Previously unheard-of levels of insecurity and desperation on display here.

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November 20, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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Alright, this is pretty cool.
November 14, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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“OpenAI can’t remove the copyrighted content from Sora 2’s training data because it couldn’t exist without it.”
November 12, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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Nailed it.
November 7, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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This is kindergarten shit.
Image of Microsoft's new AI companion Mico.
October 24, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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October 24, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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Smells like karma.
Two news stories about Apple. The first one claims they’re on a short list of donors to Trump’s White House renos. The second says they owe the UK $1.5 billion because of App Store fees.
October 23, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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This feels like a threat tbh.
Screenshot from an email: “Just launched: explore Jira's newest features”
October 15, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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Good sports day.
Sports scores show 2-1 Dodgers over the Brewers, 5-2 Jets over the Islanders, and 10-3 Mariners over the Jays.
October 14, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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Just what I need.
October 12, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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Anyone else have this issue? System data is eating up 115GB of storage on my iMac for no reason.
September 9, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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Honestly, good for them.
“While scientists are still trying to figure out why exactly the orcas have it out for boats at sea, some have suggested that it's simply a sign that they're having fun.”
September 8, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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Post your lock screen!

Art by @merrigo.bsky.social!
September 7, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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How can one sentence have so many red flags? This has to be a record.
Screenshot from an email sent by The Browser Company that says: "You can read more of my thoughts here on Substack, Twitter and hear from Atlassian CEO Mike here."
September 4, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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lmao
Screenshot from an email sent by The Browser Company that says: "The Browser Company of New York has entered into an agreement to be acquired by Atlassian."
September 4, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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Hell yeah.
Screenshot from GitHub showing “666 Commits”.
September 2, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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*Me realizing that I’m just an idiot*
August 17, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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Puppy update: he's chillin.
Photo of a corgi puppy sitting on a couch. His collar has a tag that says "Dodger" on it.
July 24, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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lol lmao
Screenshot from Nitter of the OP saying "Hmmm. Not so proud of that" with an emoji sad face at the end.
July 21, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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Dreaming about dirt.
A corgi puppy asleep on a couch with his head on a pillow.
July 21, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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Well now what do I do?
Screenshot from BookWyrm: "2025 Reading Goal. Success! You've read 100 of 100 books."
June 12, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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Insane that Google ever put AI summaries in front of actual users. I had a family member explain that driving laws were changing in Canada on July 1st, which is completely untrue, but you’d never know that based on what the summary says.
A Google ai summary that says “In 2025, Canada's driving laws are being updated with stricter penalties, mandatory safety features, and national standards, starting July 1st. These changes include a nationwide ban on handheld device use while driving, zero tolerance for drug-impaired driving, safer school zones, and new requirements for Advanced Driver-Assistance Systems (ADAS) in new vehicles.”
June 11, 2025 at 1:47 AM