there's a weird feedback loop where the media's reaction to kirk's death pushes you to speak more ill of the dead than you otherwise would because it's the only reasonable response to the simpering praise they're heaping on him

Every Mother’s Day there are posts that are like “Remember: all people are moms. This days for everyone. It’s not just for moms of human children. Fathers are moms. Moms of plants count, too. Aunts of golden retrievers are also moms. If you’ve ever owned a Beanie Baby you are a mom. Moms are anyone”

So I can stop paying taxes then?

men who dressed like this from 2008 - 2012 had preppy menswear blogs

Love is Blind is *so* funny because based on its name and premise you’d think they’d cast folks of all shapes and sizes when in reality it’s just the twenty or so meanest people you went to high school with

Every year Lush hold a Boxing Day sale and every year their app crashes and is unable to handle the traffic

Am I the only one who cannot hear about this book without immediately chanting LET THE BODIES KEEP THE SCORE, LET THE BODIES KEEP THE SCORE in my head
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I’ve been sober over a year now and i’ve discovered that eating a fucked up meal at 4 AM is just a genuine interest of mine

Very confusing situation here. To some, Luigi. To others, Waluigi.

Wife and I preparing to watch The Ultimatum on Netflix.

I don't care what you thought about the Barbie movie that soundtrack fucks hard

a lot of you post as though you’re very confident that the FBI will never read what you’re writing

making an indiana jones game first person is insane, because a big part of the appeal of indiana jones is looking at harrison ford shirtless with a whip

imagine being a beautiful cow and dying to become a short sleeved leather jacket

There's now an officially released version of the "Cheater Bitch" song from last week's Shrinking. I just hope they release a second one featuring Harrison Ford speak-singing a verse:

“I’ll take a skeet over a slunt any day” @korosuzo84.bsky.social

This is an Ina Garten fan acct

Ducks

Shared this with a marine biologist friend and apparently this is a legitimate mystery?

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