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Stevie Yardy
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I'm a 25 year old comedian, and I'm sick of writing a new bio everytime a CEO ruins an app and we all have to jump ship. Just pretend I thought of something witty 🍉
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A medium by the name of Crystal Peaks (@marvelousmrsyardy.bsky.social) lets Riley in on the secrets of the afterlife, but a supernatural disaster brings an unexpected visitor. Plus, Tom calls in a favour.

Listen now at radiogo.show or on your podcast player!
September 26, 2025 at 8:47 AM
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The Clown Paradox: the more negative the online review of a clown is, the funnier the clown sounds
February 26, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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From the Twitter archives.
January 23, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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People who call themselves Christians are angry and outraged that a Christian church leader asked the most powerful man on the planet to treat vulnerable people with decency and humanity.
Republicans are talking about boycotting the National Cathedral over a bishop speaking up to Trump in defense of LGBT people and immigrants
January 23, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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nuh-uh.
January 16, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Is it just my autism, or does anyone else legitimately prefer a good tabular layout over the aesthetically pleasing layout. I like just being able to read info like the contents page of a book
"Your UI doesn't need to map one-to-one with your data's fields and values". Great thinking on simplicity from Steve Schoger
January 17, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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"OptumRx, the group’s pharmacy benefit manager, along with its two main peers, Express Scripts and CVS Caremark Rx, have pocketed an extra $7.3 billion over cost thanks to price gouging, according to the findings of a report by the Federal Trade Commission."

Lina Khan really is That Girl.
UnitedHealth, employer of slain exec Brian Thompson, found to have overcharged cancer patients for drugs by over 1,000%
The report is the latest indictment of America’s broken healthcare system.
fortune.com
January 15, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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Here is my strongest personal belief: the worst animal is better than the best human.
January 16, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I'm a lil high and I may have worked out that my portable charger has 32 calories of energy in its battery. My phone has 15 calories. I just find it wild that a freddo has six times more energy stored in it than my phone. That maths masters degree feels worth all the crippling debt now 😅
January 16, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I get that it's a cool discovery, but my brain can only read this title like an @theonion.com article
January 15, 2025 at 6:09 PM
The village people are giving that one guy who is clearly gay, but is so in denial about it that they are best friends with the most homophobic person you know (and probably shame fucking on the side)
choose your fighter
January 15, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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American transportation planners be like:
lol, a clip of a Tesla's vision system trying to understand a train

labyrinth.zone/notice/Aq5V7...
January 15, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Before I saw the pic 'Tasha and Andrew' sounded more like a CBBC puppet presenter duo. I think I might've given a shit if that were the case too...
January 15, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Winning tickets to see the Minecraft movie is like winning that U2 Album that nobody wanted. Every packet of Oreos is gonna be like russian roulette now
January 14, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Keep your friends close, and your enemies toaster. That way they won't get to enjoy toasted bread products anymore, and you get to experience the pure rush of adrenaline that you can only get from stealing a kitchen appliance (MWAHAHAHA)
January 12, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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Liquid Death, I knew I liked you for a reason
January 11, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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"You are probably going to be a very successful computer person. But you're going to go through life thinking that girls don't like you because you're a nerd. And I want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that that won't be true. It'll be because you're an asshole."
a man with a beard wearing a blue shirt and a silver chain around his neck
Alt: Mark Zuckerberg
media.tenor.com
January 10, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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Truth be told, for my money if you're going to couch it in terms of free speech, it's unprincipled to allow calling people mentally ill on the basis of sexual orientation/gender identity but forbid it on the basis of, say, religion

Sounds like viewpoint discrimination to me 💁‍♀️
January 11, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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Anita Bryant, gone too late
January 9, 2025 at 11:12 PM