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Martin Dunlop
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He/Him, Don't worry about the blood, it's mine, I was gonna put it somewhere.
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bro there's a whole paragraph about his brain worm lmfao
I did not like to think about it just as later I would not like to think about the worm in his brain that other people found so funny. I loved his brain. I hated the idea of an intruder therein. Others thought he was a madman; he was not quite mad the way they thought, but I loved the private ways that he was mad. I loved that he was insatiable in all ways, as if he would swallow up the whole world just to know it better if he could. He made me laugh, but I winced when he joked about the worm. “Baby, don’t worry,” he said. “It’s not a worm.” A doctor he trusted had reviewed the scans of his brain obtained by The New York Times, he said, and concluded that the shadowy figure was likely not a parasite at all. He sighed. It was too late to interfere with what had already vaulted from the sphere of meme to the sphere of screwy legend, but at least I did not have to worry about the worm that was not a worm in his brain.
November 17, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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Why does he keep restarting double 0? Cos of HR requirements. Why doesn't he age? He does! Under that surgery he is SOUP, he's seen everyone he ever loved DIE.
November 15, 2025 at 7:56 AM
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It's cool that if someone did a spiritual successor it'd still be pretty unique, there's not much out there like it. One on one horror combat that's genuinely stressful.
November 15, 2025 at 7:44 AM
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The nicest thing I can say about anything he did is that at least Hostel II was stolen from better directors than 1. It doesn't make me a good person to think this, but it feels good to fuck his career out a window.
November 15, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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there's not even any proper opposition, i don't know why she's doing it?
November 14, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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(i also do not own a machine that could run a theoretical Half Life 3, unless it comes to PS5... or Switch 2, for example)
November 14, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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i will also accept "perfidious" but be warned, i will take great violent umbrage at "brazen"
November 14, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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Newsom will be the dem nominee, he'll do some bullshit "at long last sir, have you no decency" speech at a billionaire fundraiser and get eaten alive at the polls
November 13, 2025 at 11:22 PM