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Martin Dunlop
@martindunlop.bsky.social
He/Him, Don't worry about the blood, it's mine, I was gonna put it somewhere.
It's a good day guys.
November 24, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Who are we to straighten what God has made crooked?
November 23, 2025 at 11:45 PM
This sounds heartwarming but he chases the reporter off with a shotgun and they have a rickety chase along dirt roads
November 22, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Probably not for long, but at least the pins are out for now
November 22, 2025 at 6:08 AM
just a little note about how we don't think he's gonna kill anyone (probably)
November 21, 2025 at 12:18 AM
v funny how small this is on the guardian page
November 21, 2025 at 12:17 AM
November 20, 2025 at 11:52 PM
these miserable pricks could probably learn a lesson from the recent passing of John Laws about how keeping out of the papers for a few years is one of the ways to ensure your grave will not be absolutely inundated in piss
November 20, 2025 at 10:05 PM
November 16, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I understand the complications here, but I will say I've found it pretty satisfying cutting the work of Eli Roth out of the horror canon. Always obnoxious, racist coded, dumb as fuck, it's a relief to turn off anything with his name on it.
November 15, 2025 at 12:52 AM
uhhhh... look if Half Life 3 is exclusively on Steam I might get one, actually, let's not fuck around here. I haven't heard ANYTHING to indicate it's coming, and I'm obviously not betting anything on a 3rd Half Life getting released.
November 14, 2025 at 2:57 AM
The article is mostly saying he's pretty happy and peaceful, but a cartoon version of this headline and photo would've made a killer sight gag in season 4 Simpsons
November 13, 2025 at 11:17 PM
my ideal dracula would look kinda like this
November 10, 2025 at 9:23 PM
*coarse language* it's mid November
November 10, 2025 at 8:21 AM
November 8, 2025 at 11:52 PM
"Gameplay Trailer" yeah they've really taken clicking on options to a whole new level

(EU is awesome but the idea of gameplay footage being a big deal is pretty funny)
November 4, 2025 at 11:59 PM
realising one of the reasons i like The House With Laughing Windows so much is cos its a spooky mystery set in an entirely flat landscape (like where i live). its nice to see flat places containing mystery and scandal, the beach and the mountains get too much credit
October 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
One of my favourites @phoenixfeet.bsky.social
October 22, 2025 at 9:14 PM
October 19, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Brb, going to that great new horror movie "Castle Accident" starring the Beegees
October 16, 2025 at 5:35 AM
it's very funny, what the fuck is up with that name? it sounds like a graphics card with a robot samurai on the box
October 16, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Casting Jared Leto as the big name in my 180 million dollar movie like building a giant apartment complex but half the rooms have Jared Leto in them and he won't leave
October 13, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Tell my kids I love them, raise them right
October 10, 2025 at 6:47 AM
I will not let the word count silence my truth
October 10, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Watching fulci's Woman In A Lizard's Skin in a cinema instead of a cruddy rip on VLC on my laptop, very exciting

I got Campari and soda cos the cinema doesn't have J&B, still feels right
October 6, 2025 at 9:53 AM