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MartianFace
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Indie band cosplaying as a Lil Uzi Vert fan account. Find us on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/0W4pUuPmvf2pVCYnSvohcF?si=OpT6mglwQjSWz2J8Sa3rnQ
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If you want to keep guns out of schools, keep Republicans out of office.
November 23, 2024 at 12:08 AM
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A Meteor shower
November 21, 2024 at 2:03 PM
Anyone else remember that weird point in the early 2000's where the term "metrosexual" was invented and the definition was just a straight guy with a skin care routine? What a bizarre time it was to be alive.
November 22, 2024 at 12:54 AM
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Did you know that by substituting your morning coffee with green tea, you can eliminate up to 93% of what little joy you have left?
November 21, 2024 at 9:17 AM
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jigsaw voice saying "would you like to play a game" except it's figuring out logistics for thanksgiving and the holidays
November 20, 2024 at 1:39 AM
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This is so unbelievably disappointing, yet somehow predictable.
Breaking News: The House Ethics Committee deadlocked on Wednesday on whether to release a report about sexual misconduct and illicit drug use allegations against former Representative Matt Gaetz, who is President-elect Trump’s choice for attorney general.
Trump Transition Live Updates: News on Matt Gaetz and House Ethics Committee
www.nytimes.com
November 20, 2024 at 9:24 PM
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It’s awesome how we can open this app without a sense of dread.
November 20, 2024 at 8:46 PM
If abortion is murder, does that mean BJs are cannibalism?
November 18, 2024 at 1:42 AM
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The Twin Jet Nebula from Hubble
November 17, 2024 at 3:30 AM
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Qualifications don’t matter in MAGA World. That’s how Trump first got elected.
Trump appointed five of his personal lawyers to prominent positions in his administration. In any other era, it would’ve been a major news story, but with Trump, it feels like a nothing burger compared to his other outrageous picks
November 17, 2024 at 4:47 AM
When the Red Hot Chili Peppers sang "Doo-doo dingle zing a dong bone, Ba-di ba-da ba-zumba crunga cong"...I really felt that 😔
November 17, 2024 at 8:54 PM
One thing that sucks about putting your extra money into marketing music, is that there's no extra money for drugs.
November 17, 2024 at 12:35 AM
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Facts
November 15, 2024 at 11:42 PM
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if you didn't watch that fight you missed the most recent fight of all time
November 16, 2024 at 5:42 AM
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The Heart Nebula
November 15, 2024 at 1:19 PM
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Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is not a “skeptic” of vaccines. He has said there are no safe or effective vaccines. He is a foe of vaccines.
November 15, 2024 at 2:19 PM
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November 16, 2024 at 4:43 PM
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November 15, 2024 at 2:48 PM