Maroon Mudskipper
@maroonmudskipper.bsky.social
Biological dogmom. Pain in the ass. Fiber artist. Medium fat. Not a lesbian despite all signs to the contrary. Weird horse girl. DMs $5 for the first message, $1 there after, no weirdos
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The chickadee outside my window this morning: “ITS SPRING!”
ok, I agree, that’s great, but it will also be spring two hours from now when it’s not FIVE THIRTY AM.
ok, I agree, that’s great, but it will also be spring two hours from now when it’s not FIVE THIRTY AM.
April 27, 2025 at 1:33 PM
The chickadee outside my window this morning: “ITS SPRING!”
ok, I agree, that’s great, but it will also be spring two hours from now when it’s not FIVE THIRTY AM.
ok, I agree, that’s great, but it will also be spring two hours from now when it’s not FIVE THIRTY AM.
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April 25, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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There's a preorder sale at B&N when you enter the code PREORDER25 and I have two upcoming books:
Queen Demon
www.barnesandnoble.com/w/queen-demo... and
The Emilie Adventures: www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-emilie...
Queen Demon
www.barnesandnoble.com/w/queen-demo... and
The Emilie Adventures: www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-emilie...
Queen Demon|Hardcover
From the breakout SFF superstar author of Murderbot comes the remarkable sequel to the USA Today and Sunday Times bestselling novel, Witch King. A fantasy of epic scope, Queen Demon is a story of powe...
www.barnesandnoble.com
April 24, 2025 at 1:58 PM
There's a preorder sale at B&N when you enter the code PREORDER25 and I have two upcoming books:
Queen Demon
www.barnesandnoble.com/w/queen-demo... and
The Emilie Adventures: www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-emilie...
Queen Demon
www.barnesandnoble.com/w/queen-demo... and
The Emilie Adventures: www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-emilie...
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Political rivals?
Just kill them.
Ideological opponents?
Just kill them.
Merchants gaming the system?
Just kill them.
天生萬物以養人
人無一善以報天
殺殺殺殺殺殺殺
Just kill them.
Ideological opponents?
Just kill them.
Merchants gaming the system?
Just kill them.
天生萬物以養人
人無一善以報天
殺殺殺殺殺殺殺
April 24, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Political rivals?
Just kill them.
Ideological opponents?
Just kill them.
Merchants gaming the system?
Just kill them.
天生萬物以養人
人無一善以報天
殺殺殺殺殺殺殺
Just kill them.
Ideological opponents?
Just kill them.
Merchants gaming the system?
Just kill them.
天生萬物以養人
人無一善以報天
殺殺殺殺殺殺殺
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“If I do not hear from you, I will assume you do not plan to comply with the President’s Executive Order,” wrote Musk representative Nate Cavanaugh. This is a blatant overreach of their authority. Please do not cooperate.
April 16, 2025 at 5:47 AM
“If I do not hear from you, I will assume you do not plan to comply with the President’s Executive Order,” wrote Musk representative Nate Cavanaugh. This is a blatant overreach of their authority. Please do not cooperate.
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Sorry for the late-night update. Musk’s staffers are reaching out to leaders of nonprofit organizations, demanding to assign DOGE team members to any institute or agency receiving federal funds.
April 16, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Sorry for the late-night update. Musk’s staffers are reaching out to leaders of nonprofit organizations, demanding to assign DOGE team members to any institute or agency receiving federal funds.
I think that I, personally, should get get discounted museum/aquarium/zoo entry because WILL make it up as I exit through the gift shop
April 9, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I think that I, personally, should get get discounted museum/aquarium/zoo entry because WILL make it up as I exit through the gift shop
My country is descending into fascism AND my dog is probably dying I CANNOT do both of these things at the same time
March 31, 2025 at 4:04 PM
My country is descending into fascism AND my dog is probably dying I CANNOT do both of these things at the same time
Check out this random chocolate shrimp in my blue shrimp colony!
March 25, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Check out this random chocolate shrimp in my blue shrimp colony!
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(Yeah, I assumed it was about me, but humans assume everything is about them, too. It’s not an uncommon problem, okay?)
March 14, 2025 at 3:40 AM
(Yeah, I assumed it was about me, but humans assume everything is about them, too. It’s not an uncommon problem, okay?)
Ok I need the alcohol-free sober fake liquors and the weed-instead-of-alcohol fake liquors to come to some kind of arrangement because I can’t tell which “alcohol-free buzz” is being coyly marketed to me…“herbal tincture” vs “botanical beverage” SO IS GIN
March 14, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Ok I need the alcohol-free sober fake liquors and the weed-instead-of-alcohol fake liquors to come to some kind of arrangement because I can’t tell which “alcohol-free buzz” is being coyly marketed to me…“herbal tincture” vs “botanical beverage” SO IS GIN
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repost this if anti-trans people are not welcome and unsafe with you
March 4, 2025 at 6:21 PM
repost this if anti-trans people are not welcome and unsafe with you
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Hey fellow Floridians.
Take a look at SB 1692 (HB 1539). It's trying to make book bans easier by creating a state-level THING that's going to cost you $3M a YEAR. This would make it nearly impossible for anyone to object when a book is deemed "harmful to minors"🧵
Take a look at SB 1692 (HB 1539). It's trying to make book bans easier by creating a state-level THING that's going to cost you $3M a YEAR. This would make it nearly impossible for anyone to object when a book is deemed "harmful to minors"🧵
House Bill 1539 (2025) - The Florida Senate
www.flsenate.gov
March 6, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Hey fellow Floridians.
Take a look at SB 1692 (HB 1539). It's trying to make book bans easier by creating a state-level THING that's going to cost you $3M a YEAR. This would make it nearly impossible for anyone to object when a book is deemed "harmful to minors"🧵
Take a look at SB 1692 (HB 1539). It's trying to make book bans easier by creating a state-level THING that's going to cost you $3M a YEAR. This would make it nearly impossible for anyone to object when a book is deemed "harmful to minors"🧵
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So in the awesome future the authoritarian takeover is planning, coming soon near you, you're just chilling when all of a sudden the air seems a little funny. Dark & weird & spooky then the wind picks up. Then the floodwaters come & you're in a catastrophic hurricane. But you never got the forecast.
March 4, 2025 at 2:19 AM
So in the awesome future the authoritarian takeover is planning, coming soon near you, you're just chilling when all of a sudden the air seems a little funny. Dark & weird & spooky then the wind picks up. Then the floodwaters come & you're in a catastrophic hurricane. But you never got the forecast.
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NEW: Last month, the Trump administration placed a $1 spending limit on most government-issued credit cards that federal employees use to cover travel and work expenses. It's paralyzing federal agencies.
Elon Musk’s $1 Spending Limit Is Paralyzing Federal Agencies
The DOGE-mandated credit card freeze is delaying shipments of critical supplies, stalling travel, and stopping employees from doing their jobs.
www.wired.com
March 3, 2025 at 10:28 PM
NEW: Last month, the Trump administration placed a $1 spending limit on most government-issued credit cards that federal employees use to cover travel and work expenses. It's paralyzing federal agencies.
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PLEASE: Watch what happened in Coeur d'Alene Idaho today. This is fascism. Unmarked cops. 1A violations. RESIST.
February 24, 2025 at 3:26 AM
PLEASE: Watch what happened in Coeur d'Alene Idaho today. This is fascism. Unmarked cops. 1A violations. RESIST.
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may all sentient beings be at peace om mani padme hum om mani padme hum om mani padme hum om mani padme hum 🐀 唵嘛呢叭咪吽🐂 唵嘛呢叭咪吽🐅 唵嘛呢叭咪吽🐇 唵嘛呢叭咪吽🐉 唵嘛呢叭咪吽🐍 唵嘛呢叭咪吽🐎 唵嘛呢叭咪吽🐑 唵嘛呢叭咪吽 🐒 🐈 唵嘛呢叭咪吽👻唵嘛呢叭咪吽 😈唵嘛呢叭咪吽 🌍 唵嘛呢叭咪吽🌎 唵嘛呢叭咪吽🌏 唵嘛呢叭咪吽 唵嘛呢叭咪吽ཨོཾ་མ་ཎི་པདྨེ་ཧཱུྃ་| ཨོཾ་མ་ཎི་པདྨེ་ཧཱུྃ་| ཨོཾ་མ་ཎི་པདྨེ་ཧཱུྃ་| ཨོཾ་མ་ཎི་པདྨེ་ཧཱུྃ་| ཨོཾ་མ་ཎི་པདྨེ་ཧཱུྃ་|
February 23, 2025 at 4:17 PM
may all sentient beings be at peace om mani padme hum om mani padme hum om mani padme hum om mani padme hum 🐀 唵嘛呢叭咪吽🐂 唵嘛呢叭咪吽🐅 唵嘛呢叭咪吽🐇 唵嘛呢叭咪吽🐉 唵嘛呢叭咪吽🐍 唵嘛呢叭咪吽🐎 唵嘛呢叭咪吽🐑 唵嘛呢叭咪吽 🐒 🐈 唵嘛呢叭咪吽👻唵嘛呢叭咪吽 😈唵嘛呢叭咪吽 🌍 唵嘛呢叭咪吽🌎 唵嘛呢叭咪吽🌏 唵嘛呢叭咪吽 唵嘛呢叭咪吽ཨོཾ་མ་ཎི་པདྨེ་ཧཱུྃ་| ཨོཾ་མ་ཎི་པདྨེ་ཧཱུྃ་| ཨོཾ་མ་ཎི་པདྨེ་ཧཱུྃ་| ཨོཾ་མ་ཎི་པདྨེ་ཧཱུྃ་| ཨོཾ་མ་ཎི་པདྨེ་ཧཱུྃ་|
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Spending isn't a “conspiracy” just because Musk doesn’t know how to read usaspending.gov.
A program isn't waste just because it doesn’t help the richest man in the world.
It isn't fraud just because he doesn’t like it.
A law is not illegal just because he disagrees with it.
A program isn't waste just because it doesn’t help the richest man in the world.
It isn't fraud just because he doesn’t like it.
A law is not illegal just because he disagrees with it.
February 23, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Spending isn't a “conspiracy” just because Musk doesn’t know how to read usaspending.gov.
A program isn't waste just because it doesn’t help the richest man in the world.
It isn't fraud just because he doesn’t like it.
A law is not illegal just because he disagrees with it.
A program isn't waste just because it doesn’t help the richest man in the world.
It isn't fraud just because he doesn’t like it.
A law is not illegal just because he disagrees with it.
I just want to go back to my cubicle and watch Sanctuary Moon
February 22, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I just want to go back to my cubicle and watch Sanctuary Moon
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Well, that's a ruling. Get out there and do it.
February 21, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Well, that's a ruling. Get out there and do it.
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Medicaid is not for sale.
NASA is not for sale.
The Post Office is not for sale.
America is not for sale.
We have an obligation to resist kings. We outnumber them. And they can be overwhelmed.
NASA is not for sale.
The Post Office is not for sale.
America is not for sale.
We have an obligation to resist kings. We outnumber them. And they can be overwhelmed.
February 21, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Medicaid is not for sale.
NASA is not for sale.
The Post Office is not for sale.
America is not for sale.
We have an obligation to resist kings. We outnumber them. And they can be overwhelmed.
NASA is not for sale.
The Post Office is not for sale.
America is not for sale.
We have an obligation to resist kings. We outnumber them. And they can be overwhelmed.
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February 19, 2025 at 12:20 AM