Maroon Mudskipper
maroonmudskipper.bsky.social
Maroon Mudskipper
@maroonmudskipper.bsky.social
Biological dogmom. Pain in the ass. Fiber artist. Medium fat. Not a lesbian despite all signs to the contrary. Weird horse girl. DMs $5 for the first message, $1 there after, no weirdos
As a yarn shop shopper and yarn shop worker, I have both felt this and had customers say “it’s so nice when it’s just you and nobody is hounding me”

And also a third thing where I wish everyone would just shop online instead of bothering me in person
May 5, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Parmesan rind
April 26, 2025 at 12:02 AM
If you figure it out, let me know
April 19, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Reposted by Maroon Mudskipper
“If I do not hear from you, I will assume you do not plan to comply with the President’s Executive Order,” wrote Musk representative Nate Cavanaugh. This is a blatant overreach of their authority. Please do not cooperate.
April 16, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Same here lol, which is why I don’t knit socks
March 4, 2025 at 3:12 AM
If I knit socks, socks. Maybe the crown decreases on a fingering weight hat?
March 4, 2025 at 12:00 AM
My tiny 401k lost money like two years in a row so I just pulled it out because even if it grew 10x between now and when I’m 70 it still wouldn’t be enough to afford an apartment at 2025 prices so why bother?
March 3, 2025 at 10:22 PM