kortney🫧
@maroonmassway.bsky.social
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You need to calm down
ToN2🫶🏼✨
This is why we can’t have nice things
You need to calm down
ToN2🫶🏼✨
This is why we can’t have nice things
My Advil night time isn’t working, someone call the police
September 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
My Advil night time isn’t working, someone call the police
Needed a good cry, opened my birth chart. Its time to lock in
September 1, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Needed a good cry, opened my birth chart. Its time to lock in
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Truly forgot how much fun the bar can be with the right peopleeeeeee
July 20, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Truly forgot how much fun the bar can be with the right peopleeeeeee
Rewatching surprise song TikTok’s of n2 in Toronto & balling my eyes out, we’ll never have anything else like the eras tour
February 21, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Rewatching surprise song TikTok’s of n2 in Toronto & balling my eyes out, we’ll never have anything else like the eras tour
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If you wanted to decrease the cost of homes, one thing you wouldn’t do is put a flat tariff on your main source of timber.
February 1, 2025 at 2:52 PM
If you wanted to decrease the cost of homes, one thing you wouldn’t do is put a flat tariff on your main source of timber.
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*deep drag off cigarette
Lemme tell you a little bit about love, kid.
*proceeds to eat lit cigarette
Lemme tell you a little bit about love, kid.
*proceeds to eat lit cigarette
January 17, 2025 at 3:31 PM
*deep drag off cigarette
Lemme tell you a little bit about love, kid.
*proceeds to eat lit cigarette
Lemme tell you a little bit about love, kid.
*proceeds to eat lit cigarette
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Time zones are fascinating. Australia is already in 2025, Europe is still 2024, and the USA is currently in 1939.
January 1, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Time zones are fascinating. Australia is already in 2025, Europe is still 2024, and the USA is currently in 1939.
Finally watching wicked, and by watching I mean streaming illegally online
December 29, 2024 at 1:53 AM
Finally watching wicked, and by watching I mean streaming illegally online
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I love the smell of literacy and coffee in the morning. ☕️ 📚
December 11, 2024 at 12:56 PM
I love the smell of literacy and coffee in the morning. ☕️ 📚
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morning affirmation,
i deserve it all
-kendrick lamar
i deserve it all
-kendrick lamar
December 10, 2024 at 12:29 PM
morning affirmation,
i deserve it all
-kendrick lamar
i deserve it all
-kendrick lamar
I opened twitter for a few seconds are got really scared, that really is the bad place
December 11, 2024 at 8:05 AM
I opened twitter for a few seconds are got really scared, that really is the bad place
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A Christmas tree is really just a tower of breakable heirlooms.
December 6, 2024 at 2:58 PM
A Christmas tree is really just a tower of breakable heirlooms.
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“CSI: Mississippi” flopped because there’s no dental records and everyone has the same DNA.
December 6, 2024 at 12:15 AM
“CSI: Mississippi” flopped because there’s no dental records and everyone has the same DNA.
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We wanted to understand what’s going on in South Korea. So we talked to three Joe Rogan listeners at an Arby’s in Harrisburg
December 6, 2024 at 2:45 AM
We wanted to understand what’s going on in South Korea. So we talked to three Joe Rogan listeners at an Arby’s in Harrisburg
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Two stages of writing:
1) This shouldn't take too long
2) Oh no
1) This shouldn't take too long
2) Oh no
December 4, 2024 at 7:36 PM
Two stages of writing:
1) This shouldn't take too long
2) Oh no
1) This shouldn't take too long
2) Oh no
Nothing to see here, just a void doing his best 🐈⬛
December 3, 2024 at 1:50 AM
Nothing to see here, just a void doing his best 🐈⬛
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anyway good night
December 2, 2024 at 5:42 AM
anyway good night
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Off to write again. Until I return, here is a mlem from Sugar.
December 2, 2024 at 6:46 PM
Off to write again. Until I return, here is a mlem from Sugar.
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The same people who don't believe the sea is rising have no problem believing Moses parted it and Jesus could walk on it.
November 28, 2024 at 7:08 AM
The same people who don't believe the sea is rising have no problem believing Moses parted it and Jesus could walk on it.
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Kendrick gave us WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP, WHAT IS THE BRAIDS, and MUSTARDDDD all in one year. A legend.
November 25, 2024 at 2:09 AM
Kendrick gave us WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP, WHAT IS THE BRAIDS, and MUSTARDDDD all in one year. A legend.
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Taylor really said “how can I play the most highly anticipated mashup and still gag them?” And then did
November 23, 2024 at 3:54 AM
Taylor really said “how can I play the most highly anticipated mashup and still gag them?” And then did