Marla Kauffman
@marlabanana.bsky.social
reader of many books. dog mom. strange but not a stranger. ✨ she/her.
I simply cannot get over the fact Nathan Fielder got his pilot’s license to fly a 737 to prove a point. Incredible.
May 28, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I simply cannot get over the fact Nathan Fielder got his pilot’s license to fly a 737 to prove a point. Incredible.
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Bro literally got holy ghosted
April 20, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Bro literally got holy ghosted
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if we're being honest, i wouldn't mind being ratatouilled, just a bit. just two hours a day. let an ambitious little rat take the wheel
April 1, 2025 at 10:46 PM
if we're being honest, i wouldn't mind being ratatouilled, just a bit. just two hours a day. let an ambitious little rat take the wheel
Just filed my taxes. Really looking forward to that money going towards killing small children overseas rather than helping any of my neighbors in this country. 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃
March 21, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Just filed my taxes. Really looking forward to that money going towards killing small children overseas rather than helping any of my neighbors in this country. 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃
I love Mike White so much but how in the world did he end up on the Goliath tribe on Survivor?
March 20, 2025 at 4:06 AM
I love Mike White so much but how in the world did he end up on the Goliath tribe on Survivor?
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It’s amazing to find out at this late date how much the rule of law depended on people simply deciding, on a voluntary, daily basis, not to break the law.
March 10, 2025 at 10:26 PM
It’s amazing to find out at this late date how much the rule of law depended on people simply deciding, on a voluntary, daily basis, not to break the law.
Last night the Wendy's on Baum ruined my life by giving me a "burger" with no beef patty on it, just bun, cheese, and condiments.
March 9, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Last night the Wendy's on Baum ruined my life by giving me a "burger" with no beef patty on it, just bun, cheese, and condiments.
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"They'll never cut Social Security" is the new "they'll never overturn Roe v Wade."
March 5, 2025 at 4:20 PM
"They'll never cut Social Security" is the new "they'll never overturn Roe v Wade."
At the rate we’re going with these tariffs, ozempic will be cheaper than food, so I guess we can all just go on that and not have to eat?!
March 4, 2025 at 2:55 PM
At the rate we’re going with these tariffs, ozempic will be cheaper than food, so I guess we can all just go on that and not have to eat?!
I love Sean Baker. Anora was great. If you haven’t watched Tangerine, it was shot entirely on an iPhone and is one of the best films I have ever seen.
March 3, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I love Sean Baker. Anora was great. If you haven’t watched Tangerine, it was shot entirely on an iPhone and is one of the best films I have ever seen.
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HEY EVERYONE REMEMBER WHEN TRUMP WAS IMPEACHED FOR DENYING AID TO UKRAINE BECAUSE HE WANTED ZELENSKY TO LIE AND SAY BAD THINGS ABOUT BIDEN AND ZELENKSY WOULDN’T DO IT?
Maybe literally one fucking American newspapers could mention this in their, “think pieces,” about what happened yesterday.
Maybe literally one fucking American newspapers could mention this in their, “think pieces,” about what happened yesterday.
March 1, 2025 at 6:33 PM
HEY EVERYONE REMEMBER WHEN TRUMP WAS IMPEACHED FOR DENYING AID TO UKRAINE BECAUSE HE WANTED ZELENSKY TO LIE AND SAY BAD THINGS ABOUT BIDEN AND ZELENKSY WOULDN’T DO IT?
Maybe literally one fucking American newspapers could mention this in their, “think pieces,” about what happened yesterday.
Maybe literally one fucking American newspapers could mention this in their, “think pieces,” about what happened yesterday.
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We are underreacting.
March 1, 2025 at 4:57 AM
We are underreacting.
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I DON'T NEED TO SEE THE TOE SUCKING VIDEO ANY MORE THANK YOU
February 24, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I DON'T NEED TO SEE THE TOE SUCKING VIDEO ANY MORE THANK YOU
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It’s time for the Milk Hotel to choose a side
February 20, 2025 at 9:16 PM
It’s time for the Milk Hotel to choose a side
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Democratic leaders:
I think it's abundantly clear at this point that simply going along to get along ain't gonna work. Trying to negotiate ain't gonna work. Being collegial ain't gonna work. What you're doing right now isn't working.
Take your gloves off and punch back. Hard.
I think it's abundantly clear at this point that simply going along to get along ain't gonna work. Trying to negotiate ain't gonna work. Being collegial ain't gonna work. What you're doing right now isn't working.
Take your gloves off and punch back. Hard.
February 19, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Democratic leaders:
I think it's abundantly clear at this point that simply going along to get along ain't gonna work. Trying to negotiate ain't gonna work. Being collegial ain't gonna work. What you're doing right now isn't working.
Take your gloves off and punch back. Hard.
I think it's abundantly clear at this point that simply going along to get along ain't gonna work. Trying to negotiate ain't gonna work. Being collegial ain't gonna work. What you're doing right now isn't working.
Take your gloves off and punch back. Hard.
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One thing Democratic leadership could do right now is to name an alternate HHS secretary--someone to provide ongoing public updates and health information. And do it for other departments too. Start showing voters what a Democratic government would look like--press conferences, speeches, all of it.
February 13, 2025 at 5:33 PM
One thing Democratic leadership could do right now is to name an alternate HHS secretary--someone to provide ongoing public updates and health information. And do it for other departments too. Start showing voters what a Democratic government would look like--press conferences, speeches, all of it.
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DISEASES ERADICATED OR DECIMATED BY SCIENCE:
1. Chickenpox
2. Diphtheria
3. Measles
4. Pertussis
5. Pneumococcal Infection
6. Polio
7. Tetanus
8. Typhoid
9. Yellow Fever
10. Smallpox
DISEASES ERADICATED OR DECIMATED BY RFK JR. OR PRAYER:
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1. Chickenpox
2. Diphtheria
3. Measles
4. Pertussis
5. Pneumococcal Infection
6. Polio
7. Tetanus
8. Typhoid
9. Yellow Fever
10. Smallpox
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February 13, 2025 at 5:05 PM
DISEASES ERADICATED OR DECIMATED BY SCIENCE:
1. Chickenpox
2. Diphtheria
3. Measles
4. Pertussis
5. Pneumococcal Infection
6. Polio
7. Tetanus
8. Typhoid
9. Yellow Fever
10. Smallpox
DISEASES ERADICATED OR DECIMATED BY RFK JR. OR PRAYER:
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1. Chickenpox
2. Diphtheria
3. Measles
4. Pertussis
5. Pneumococcal Infection
6. Polio
7. Tetanus
8. Typhoid
9. Yellow Fever
10. Smallpox
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Congratulations to Super Bowl LIX champion Kendrick Lamar
February 10, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Congratulations to Super Bowl LIX champion Kendrick Lamar
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RFK Jr. is a danger to public health. Every Republican senator who votes yes will own the consequences.
When RFK Jr. follows anti-vax conspiracies instead of science, when he greenlights Trump's anti-abortion agenda, when he cuts healthcare for seniors — remember who voted yes.
When RFK Jr. follows anti-vax conspiracies instead of science, when he greenlights Trump's anti-abortion agenda, when he cuts healthcare for seniors — remember who voted yes.
February 4, 2025 at 4:19 PM
RFK Jr. is a danger to public health. Every Republican senator who votes yes will own the consequences.
When RFK Jr. follows anti-vax conspiracies instead of science, when he greenlights Trump's anti-abortion agenda, when he cuts healthcare for seniors — remember who voted yes.
When RFK Jr. follows anti-vax conspiracies instead of science, when he greenlights Trump's anti-abortion agenda, when he cuts healthcare for seniors — remember who voted yes.
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Kind of crazy that if you’re rich enough you can just rip up the constitution.
February 4, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Kind of crazy that if you’re rich enough you can just rip up the constitution.
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It's actually theft of taxpayers money when websites go dark. We paid for that data
February 1, 2025 at 12:55 AM
It's actually theft of taxpayers money when websites go dark. We paid for that data
My neighbor, who had 4 Trump signs up, has taken them all down. I wonder what Executive Order has negatively affected him.
January 28, 2025 at 5:11 PM
My neighbor, who had 4 Trump signs up, has taken them all down. I wonder what Executive Order has negatively affected him.
New Lady Gaga album in March! Finally some good news!
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January 27, 2025 at 6:31 PM
New Lady Gaga album in March! Finally some good news!
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This all feels like that scene in Revenge of the Sith where the Palpatine gets emergency powers, and everyone cheers meanwhile Padmé is standing there all dumbfounded like how can anyone NOT see what the fuck is going on.
January 22, 2025 at 3:07 PM
This all feels like that scene in Revenge of the Sith where the Palpatine gets emergency powers, and everyone cheers meanwhile Padmé is standing there all dumbfounded like how can anyone NOT see what the fuck is going on.