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Mark Winburn
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Semi-retired executive. Recovering software developer. 🍉🔱

“I just saw some idiot at the gym put his water bottle in the Pringles holder on the treadmill.”
This is what Trump does when someone faints. Can you imagine what he would do if the US were attacked?
November 8, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Regarding some other news you'll see today, I'm just going to leave this here.
Obama catches fainting pregnant woman during speech
YouTube video by The Telegraph
www.youtube.com
November 6, 2025 at 8:55 PM
The Art of the Deal:

The #Chinese promise to buy at least 25 million metric tons of #soybeans annually for next three years will bring their purchases back in line with where they were at before President Donald #Trump launched his trade war.

🤦🏼‍♂️ #TACO Embarrassing on a global scale
October 30, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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My grief is less due to his skill than to how decent, funny and insightful a human being he was. For all the darkness in the world, he was a flicker of light. He will remain so, in my heart and mind, as long as I live.

Daniel Naroditsky (1995-2025) #Danya #Chess

[Context and tribute in Alt Txt]
October 21, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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ICEBLOCK IS STILL OPERATIONAL!

If you have #ICEBlock installed, you and 1.14 million of your friends can still make and receive reports. DO NOT DELETE the app from your iPhone as you will lose access.

While we can no longer provide updates, we encourage everyone to continue the fight. #resist
October 7, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Help me out with this:
• JD Vance and Peter Thiel are very tight
• JD Vance is a convert to Catholicism
• Peter Thiel is obsessed with the Antichrist
• Trump is popping Tadalafil/Cialis for circulation because his heart is giving out (6 mos?)

So what's up with the 3-comma crowd and their bunkers?
October 7, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Video for Taylor Swift's "Wood" is online
The Big Bang Theory - Sheldon wants wood
YouTube video by seetherfan1328
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October 5, 2025 at 2:32 AM
In other states, they might recommend you carry a fire extinguisher. In #Montana it’s bear spray.
October 5, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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Nope, still not distracted. Release the Epstein files.
August 9, 2025 at 10:42 PM
This is brutal
August 4, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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The craziest thing about trump fangirling over Sydney Sweeney is that trump is in the Epstein files.
The craziest thing about trump scrubbing his impeachment from the Smithsonian is that trump is in the Epstein files.
The craziest thing about trump being a TACO is that trump is in the Epstein files.
August 4, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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The President (79) fawning over Sydney Sweeney (27) is probably not the best way to distract us from the fact that he just gave Ghislaine Maxwell (convicted sex trafficker and pedophile rapist) a quid pro quo because she’s got all the dirt about him and knows he’s all over the Epstein files.
August 4, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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How Aid Is Distributed In Gaza theonion.com/how-aid...
July 31, 2025 at 9:00 PM
When the Palestinians embrace, nonviolence, the IDF shoots them. When they fight back, the IDF shoots them. An symmetrical war is not a war, it’s a genocide. www.theatlantic.com/photography/...
Photos: Starvation and Chaos in Gaza
Israel’s blockade of most food and aid, along with distribution difficulties inside the Gaza Strip, have driven many of Gaza’s 2 million Palestinians to the brink of starvation.
www.theatlantic.com
July 31, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Casey Newton of Platformer did the same a while ago for this very reason. Jason Kottke of kottke.org posted this:

kottke.org/25/07/004724...
July 30, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Gotta love the Scots
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🦄 #trump #epstein
July 26, 2025 at 4:54 PM
He Trumped Us
South Park - he trumped us
HeTrumpedUS.com
July 25, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Chronic venous insufficiency is a condition where the veins in the legs have difficulty drawing attention from the fact that the Epstein Files still haven’t been released. #epstein #trump
July 21, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Jon Stewart talking with Michael Lewis is just about one of the most rewarding things you can spend your time on. Addressing Lewis's Who is Government? is all the more rewarding. If you haven't read (or listened) to the book, just check this out: www.youtube.com/watch?v=79_n...
Who Is Government? Storytime with Michael Lewis | The Weekly Show
YouTube video by The Weekly Show with Jon Stewart
www.youtube.com
July 21, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Stop spam in its tracks
#waltz #hegseth @signal.org
March 27, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Be careful out there, kids
#waltz #hegseth @signal.org
March 27, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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If you’re a Trumpster and you’re outraged at Jasmine Crockett’s “Governor Hot Wheels” comment, boy have I got something to show you..
March 25, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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MAGA is big mad at Democratic House Rep. Jasmine Crockett for making this comment about Texas Governor Greg Abbott:

“Y’all know we’ve got Governor Hot Wheels down there...and the only hot thing about him is that he’s a hot ass mess.”

🤣
March 25, 2025 at 4:22 PM