markhammondventoux.bsky.social
@markhammondventoux.bsky.social
Dad. Husband. Cyclist. Trade Union Organiser. Views, my own.
“They’re eating the frogs.”
December 8, 2024 at 1:00 PM
“Just one more thing Mr. Farage. Why are you on Question Time if you’re boycotting the BBC?”
December 7, 2024 at 10:16 AM
“Why’s Starmer still in there? I signed a f**cking petition!”
November 25, 2024 at 11:03 PM
“Oi! Petition wankers!”
November 25, 2024 at 12:12 PM
Labour supporters to right wingers demanding a General Election.
November 24, 2024 at 5:17 PM
“That was, ‘The Cretins’ with, ‘Useless Petition’ from their album, ‘Can’t Stop Crying.’”
November 24, 2024 at 5:13 PM
BBC announce the cancellation of detective series Gammon and Grifter. A spokesman said:”The viewing figures were terrible and we had hundreds of emails telling us that the protagonists were massive wankers.”
November 23, 2024 at 10:49 AM
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Not a lot of people know this but Matt Gaetz carpools with Marjorie Taylor Greene
November 22, 2024 at 5:05 PM
Mini me.
November 21, 2024 at 8:52 PM
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John Prescott was a politician both behind and ahead of his time. Considered too bluff and old Labour to reach to the very top in the 90s, today his authenticity and class credentials would have been perfect to fight Farage and populism. Labour needs more like him.
November 21, 2024 at 9:31 AM
Trump announces new nominee for attorney general after Gaetz withdraws.
November 21, 2024 at 7:50 PM
Separated at birth.
November 21, 2024 at 7:49 PM
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American Evangelicals:
November 19, 2024 at 6:54 PM
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You must have to smoke a hell of a lot to get nicotine stained trousers
November 20, 2024 at 10:18 PM
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It's my opinion that Victoria Derbyshire should replace Laura Kuenssberg on every single BBC show she is on, and she should do it right now.

I'm sure you agree.
November 19, 2024 at 7:27 PM
Victim of complete arse kicking by Victoria Derbyshire identified.
November 19, 2024 at 6:07 PM
“I’m here for the cameras…sorry, farmers.”
November 19, 2024 at 4:58 PM
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A tax change affecting a few wealthy farmers and super rich tax dodgers is being compared to previous changes that affected tens of millions of working people. If you want the media to do your bidding buy a farm.
November 19, 2024 at 6:38 AM
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Deirdre Barlow, final answer.
November 17, 2024 at 6:55 PM
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You gotta assume it’s going to The White House at this stage 🤷‍♀️
November 18, 2024 at 11:06 PM
“Now they’re complaining about woke sandwiches!”
November 18, 2024 at 10:41 PM
“Guess I picked the wrong week to give up ham sandwiches.”
November 18, 2024 at 10:38 PM
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"What is the charge? Eating a woke sandwich? A succulent woke sandwich?"
November 18, 2024 at 10:28 PM
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November 18, 2024 at 12:36 PM