Not Florence Lox 🏴
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My posts are about posting. No, I’m not pretentious actually.
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Will the last person leaving Twitter turn off the far-rights?
The right would be all for digital ID if they were able to turn women’s identity photos into bikini shots
January 14, 2026 at 9:46 AM
The right would be all for digital ID if they were able to turn women’s identity photos into bikini shots
Twitter is basically the PornHub comments section but a bit more misogynistic and with more porn.
January 11, 2026 at 8:35 AM
Twitter is basically the PornHub comments section but a bit more misogynistic and with more porn.
Looks like Maduro has entered the US illegally
January 3, 2026 at 10:41 AM
Looks like Maduro has entered the US illegally
Loves his blankets
December 26, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Loves his blankets
Merry Christmas from McTominay!
December 24, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Merry Christmas from McTominay!
Jake Paul and Andrew Tate took as much punishment in the ring as a married Republican's Grindr hook-up.
December 23, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Jake Paul and Andrew Tate took as much punishment in the ring as a married Republican's Grindr hook-up.
They must have let Andrew be the cover star.
December 23, 2025 at 9:18 AM
They must have let Andrew be the cover star.
Barely a sign in English in London today.
The invasion is complete
The invasion is complete
December 20, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Barely a sign in English in London today.
The invasion is complete
The invasion is complete
In the spirit of the Epstein files this is my statement on who funds me.
Hope this clears things up.
Hope this clears things up.
December 20, 2025 at 10:53 AM
In the spirit of the Epstein files this is my statement on who funds me.
Hope this clears things up.
Hope this clears things up.
Nigel gets his first lesson in misogyny and says he picked it up in no time.
December 19, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Nigel gets his first lesson in misogyny and says he picked it up in no time.
My new rescue cat. Isn’t he gorgeous. He’s a bit nervous but very sweet.
December 13, 2025 at 6:07 PM
My new rescue cat. Isn’t he gorgeous. He’s a bit nervous but very sweet.
Hearing that the far-right are going to start a movement called You’re Party
November 30, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Hearing that the far-right are going to start a movement called You’re Party
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A mate of my postman told him that in his local council you have to apply for planning permission to put up a Christmas tree!
Even worse the decision is made by a Sharia Court!
Unbelievable. You couldn’t make it up!
Even worse the decision is made by a Sharia Court!
Unbelievable. You couldn’t make it up!
November 1, 2025 at 3:53 PM
A mate of my postman told him that in his local council you have to apply for planning permission to put up a Christmas tree!
Even worse the decision is made by a Sharia Court!
Unbelievable. You couldn’t make it up!
Even worse the decision is made by a Sharia Court!
Unbelievable. You couldn’t make it up!
It’s a shame that landlords never say “if we make them pay more they might leave“.
November 1, 2025 at 4:26 PM
It’s a shame that landlords never say “if we make them pay more they might leave“.
A mate of my postman told him that in his local council you have to apply for planning permission to put up a Christmas tree!
Even worse the decision is made by a Sharia Court!
Unbelievable. You couldn’t make it up!
Even worse the decision is made by a Sharia Court!
Unbelievable. You couldn’t make it up!
November 1, 2025 at 3:53 PM
A mate of my postman told him that in his local council you have to apply for planning permission to put up a Christmas tree!
Even worse the decision is made by a Sharia Court!
Unbelievable. You couldn’t make it up!
Even worse the decision is made by a Sharia Court!
Unbelievable. You couldn’t make it up!
A lot of overconfident Reform supporters will have red faces this morning.
No change there then
No change there then
October 24, 2025 at 10:28 AM
A lot of overconfident Reform supporters will have red faces this morning.
No change there then
No change there then
How do you approach your Russian backers after losing in Wales?
Very Caerphilly.
Very Caerphilly.
October 24, 2025 at 9:07 AM
How do you approach your Russian backers after losing in Wales?
Very Caerphilly.
Very Caerphilly.
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Breaking: Starmer to allow the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse to compete at next years Badminton Horse Trials.
October 20, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Breaking: Starmer to allow the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse to compete at next years Badminton Horse Trials.
Breaking: Starmer to allow the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse to compete at next years Badminton Horse Trials.
October 20, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Breaking: Starmer to allow the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse to compete at next years Badminton Horse Trials.
I for one am more than willing to get twatted in the face my a Maccabi Tel Aviv supporter to prove the UK isn’t anti-Semitic.
I hope you are too.
I hope you are too.
October 18, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I for one am more than willing to get twatted in the face my a Maccabi Tel Aviv supporter to prove the UK isn’t anti-Semitic.
I hope you are too.
I hope you are too.
Liz’s Green Cross Code. Look right, look far right, cause a massive crash.
October 18, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Liz’s Green Cross Code. Look right, look far right, cause a massive crash.
Need to warn you that a load of centrists from Twitter are moving over here.
Please be careful out there
Please be careful out there
September 30, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Need to warn you that a load of centrists from Twitter are moving over here.
Please be careful out there
Please be careful out there