Not Florence Lox 🏴
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My posts are about posting. No, I’m not pretentious actually.
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Will the last person leaving Twitter turn off the far-rights?
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A mate of my postman told him that in his local council you have to apply for planning permission to put up a Christmas tree!
Even worse the decision is made by a Sharia Court!
Unbelievable. You couldn’t make it up!
Even worse the decision is made by a Sharia Court!
Unbelievable. You couldn’t make it up!
November 1, 2025 at 3:53 PM
A mate of my postman told him that in his local council you have to apply for planning permission to put up a Christmas tree!
Even worse the decision is made by a Sharia Court!
Unbelievable. You couldn’t make it up!
Even worse the decision is made by a Sharia Court!
Unbelievable. You couldn’t make it up!
It’s a shame that landlords never say “if we make them pay more they might leave“.
November 1, 2025 at 4:26 PM
It’s a shame that landlords never say “if we make them pay more they might leave“.
A mate of my postman told him that in his local council you have to apply for planning permission to put up a Christmas tree!
Even worse the decision is made by a Sharia Court!
Unbelievable. You couldn’t make it up!
Even worse the decision is made by a Sharia Court!
Unbelievable. You couldn’t make it up!
November 1, 2025 at 3:53 PM
A mate of my postman told him that in his local council you have to apply for planning permission to put up a Christmas tree!
Even worse the decision is made by a Sharia Court!
Unbelievable. You couldn’t make it up!
Even worse the decision is made by a Sharia Court!
Unbelievable. You couldn’t make it up!
A lot of overconfident Reform supporters will have red faces this morning.
No change there then
No change there then
October 24, 2025 at 10:28 AM
A lot of overconfident Reform supporters will have red faces this morning.
No change there then
No change there then
How do you approach your Russian backers after losing in Wales?
Very Caerphilly.
Very Caerphilly.
October 24, 2025 at 9:07 AM
How do you approach your Russian backers after losing in Wales?
Very Caerphilly.
Very Caerphilly.
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Breaking: Starmer to allow the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse to compete at next years Badminton Horse Trials.
October 20, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Breaking: Starmer to allow the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse to compete at next years Badminton Horse Trials.
Breaking: Starmer to allow the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse to compete at next years Badminton Horse Trials.
October 20, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Breaking: Starmer to allow the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse to compete at next years Badminton Horse Trials.
I for one am more than willing to get twatted in the face my a Maccabi Tel Aviv supporter to prove the UK isn’t anti-Semitic.
I hope you are too.
I hope you are too.
October 18, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I for one am more than willing to get twatted in the face my a Maccabi Tel Aviv supporter to prove the UK isn’t anti-Semitic.
I hope you are too.
I hope you are too.
Liz’s Green Cross Code. Look right, look far right, cause a massive crash.
October 18, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Liz’s Green Cross Code. Look right, look far right, cause a massive crash.
Need to warn you that a load of centrists from Twitter are moving over here.
Please be careful out there
Please be careful out there
September 30, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Need to warn you that a load of centrists from Twitter are moving over here.
Please be careful out there
Please be careful out there
I have met many Americans and I would like to assure everyone that the clowns and hoodlums at the Ryder Cup are entirely typical.
September 29, 2025 at 6:51 AM
I have met many Americans and I would like to assure everyone that the clowns and hoodlums at the Ryder Cup are entirely typical.
Beautiful Hackney
September 27, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Beautiful Hackney
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Managed to photograph one of them immigrants catching a swan yesterday.
disgusting!!!
disgusting!!!
September 25, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Managed to photograph one of them immigrants catching a swan yesterday.
disgusting!!!
disgusting!!!
Chapel Roan cancels UK tour after immigrant eating her fears
September 25, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Chapel Roan cancels UK tour after immigrant eating her fears
Managed to photograph one of them immigrants catching a swan yesterday.
disgusting!!!
disgusting!!!
September 25, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Managed to photograph one of them immigrants catching a swan yesterday.
disgusting!!!
disgusting!!!
“Do you think having a pedo dad can give you autism?”
September 24, 2025 at 12:04 PM
“Do you think having a pedo dad can give you autism?”
Scientists have discovered a link between being off your tits most of your life and ending up looking like this.
September 23, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Scientists have discovered a link between being off your tits most of your life and ending up looking like this.
The American mind will never comprehend the parrots ate ‘em all joke.
September 23, 2025 at 4:08 PM
The American mind will never comprehend the parrots ate ‘em all joke.
Vampire hunter spots Trump and Musk entering the building.
September 22, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Vampire hunter spots Trump and Musk entering the building.
Okay, I’ll bite. Who’s this Charlie Kirk gadgie?
September 22, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Okay, I’ll bite. Who’s this Charlie Kirk gadgie?
Hearing that Trump will be allowing extra immigrants in shortly to replace all the people who are fired after laughing when he croaks
September 20, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Hearing that Trump will be allowing extra immigrants in shortly to replace all the people who are fired after laughing when he croaks
Happy Caturday from this trip hazard
September 20, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Happy Caturday from this trip hazard
Trump has formed a private army.
The Democrats are boycotting Disney+
The Democrats are boycotting Disney+
September 20, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Trump has formed a private army.
The Democrats are boycotting Disney+
The Democrats are boycotting Disney+
Greenwich Peninsula
September 20, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Greenwich Peninsula
They're talking about Reform here I think.
September 20, 2025 at 7:59 AM
They're talking about Reform here I think.