@markhammondventoux.bsky.social
Dad. Husband. Cyclist. Trade Union Organiser. Views, my own.
“They’re eating the frogs.”
December 8, 2024 at 1:00 PM
“They’re eating the frogs.”
“Just one more thing Mr. Farage. Why are you on Question Time if you’re boycotting the BBC?”
December 7, 2024 at 10:16 AM
“Just one more thing Mr. Farage. Why are you on Question Time if you’re boycotting the BBC?”
“Why’s Starmer still in there? I signed a f**cking petition!”
November 25, 2024 at 11:03 PM
“Why’s Starmer still in there? I signed a f**cking petition!”
“Oi! Petition wankers!”
November 25, 2024 at 12:12 PM
“Oi! Petition wankers!”
Labour supporters to right wingers demanding a General Election.
November 24, 2024 at 5:17 PM
Labour supporters to right wingers demanding a General Election.
“That was, ‘The Cretins’ with, ‘Useless Petition’ from their album, ‘Can’t Stop Crying.’”
November 24, 2024 at 5:13 PM
“That was, ‘The Cretins’ with, ‘Useless Petition’ from their album, ‘Can’t Stop Crying.’”
BBC announce the cancellation of detective series Gammon and Grifter. A spokesman said:”The viewing figures were terrible and we had hundreds of emails telling us that the protagonists were massive wankers.”
November 23, 2024 at 10:49 AM
BBC announce the cancellation of detective series Gammon and Grifter. A spokesman said:”The viewing figures were terrible and we had hundreds of emails telling us that the protagonists were massive wankers.”
Mini me.
November 21, 2024 at 8:52 PM
Mini me.
Trump announces new nominee for attorney general after Gaetz withdraws.
November 21, 2024 at 7:50 PM
Trump announces new nominee for attorney general after Gaetz withdraws.
Separated at birth.
November 21, 2024 at 7:49 PM
Separated at birth.
Victim of complete arse kicking by Victoria Derbyshire identified.
November 19, 2024 at 6:07 PM
Victim of complete arse kicking by Victoria Derbyshire identified.
“I’m here for the cameras…sorry, farmers.”
November 19, 2024 at 4:58 PM
“I’m here for the cameras…sorry, farmers.”
“Now they’re complaining about woke sandwiches!”
November 18, 2024 at 10:41 PM
“Now they’re complaining about woke sandwiches!”
“Guess I picked the wrong week to give up ham sandwiches.”
November 18, 2024 at 10:38 PM
“Guess I picked the wrong week to give up ham sandwiches.”
“What is the charge, a succulent avocado sandwich?”
November 18, 2024 at 7:50 PM
“What is the charge, a succulent avocado sandwich?”
The moment you realise you’ve made friends with the biggest dickhead in the school…and he won’t go away.
November 18, 2024 at 4:43 PM
The moment you realise you’ve made friends with the biggest dickhead in the school…and he won’t go away.
“Liz Truss is f**king bonkers.”
November 17, 2024 at 10:13 AM
“Liz Truss is f**king bonkers.”
Detective series Gammon and Grifter continues. Tonight the duo investigate the strange case of the MP for Clacton who has mysteriously disappeared.
November 15, 2024 at 11:06 PM
Detective series Gammon and Grifter continues. Tonight the duo investigate the strange case of the MP for Clacton who has mysteriously disappeared.