Colin the Dachshund
@dachshundcolin.bsky.social
The only voter in Dunny-on-the-Wold
In their secret lair at Barnard Castle.
January 12, 2025 at 11:50 AM
In their secret lair at Barnard Castle.
Greenland: the polar bears speak out.
January 9, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Greenland: the polar bears speak out.
"We've crawled into Musk's sphincter by mistake"
January 5, 2025 at 9:33 PM
"We've crawled into Musk's sphincter by mistake"
Elon Musk popping over to Reform HQ
January 5, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Elon Musk popping over to Reform HQ
If you're not on the other place you'll be amused to hear that something has just blown up faster than a cybertruck battery.
January 5, 2025 at 2:24 PM
If you're not on the other place you'll be amused to hear that something has just blown up faster than a cybertruck battery.
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This remains, and I say this advisedly, one of the best exchanges I have ever seen on social media
December 27, 2024 at 8:27 PM
This remains, and I say this advisedly, one of the best exchanges I have ever seen on social media
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Great choice, he has friends in common with Trump
December 19, 2024 at 7:38 PM
Great choice, he has friends in common with Trump
"What do you mean, a sandwich? Give me a steak now or I'll smack you in the face."
December 19, 2024 at 8:50 PM
"What do you mean, a sandwich? Give me a steak now or I'll smack you in the face."
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Have been laughing at this - originally posted by someone on Twitter - whenever I think of it for a day now. I mean, where do you start?
December 17, 2024 at 7:49 PM
Have been laughing at this - originally posted by someone on Twitter - whenever I think of it for a day now. I mean, where do you start?
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"People keep getting ill from the milk the government don't want you to drink. Are they poisoning it? Makes you think."
December 15, 2024 at 5:35 PM
"People keep getting ill from the milk the government don't want you to drink. Are they poisoning it? Makes you think."
Next week, Kemi answers the question: Is a burger classed as a sandwich or meat?
Left: Kemi Badenoch, "I grew up in a middle class family but I became working class when I was 16 working at McDonalds"
Right: Kemi Badenoch, "I was born into a relatively wealthy family.. My dad was a doctor who had lots of oil company patients.. He got paid very well"
Right: Kemi Badenoch, "I was born into a relatively wealthy family.. My dad was a doctor who had lots of oil company patients.. He got paid very well"
December 15, 2024 at 5:28 PM
Next week, Kemi answers the question: Is a burger classed as a sandwich or meat?
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He stees you when you're stleeping.
December 15, 2024 at 3:05 PM
He stees you when you're stleeping.
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Waking up with a hangover in your 20s
vs
Waking up with a hangover in your 40s
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Waking up with a hangover in your 40s
December 13, 2024 at 1:14 PM
Waking up with a hangover in your 20s
vs
Waking up with a hangover in your 40s
vs
Waking up with a hangover in your 40s
"I didn't get where I am today by eating sandwiches. Only a rare steak for lunch will do for me."
December 13, 2024 at 9:54 AM
"I didn't get where I am today by eating sandwiches. Only a rare steak for lunch will do for me."
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Alexa define far right hypocrisy
December 11, 2024 at 8:44 PM
Alexa define far right hypocrisy
Beheaders and Volleys
December 11, 2024 at 9:45 PM
Beheaders and Volleys
Where's the obligatory seasonal disappointing winter wonderland story?
December 11, 2024 at 9:04 PM
Where's the obligatory seasonal disappointing winter wonderland story?
Even team Trump have worked the grifter out.
December 9, 2024 at 7:31 PM
Even team Trump have worked the grifter out.
"The Bellends! The Bellends!"
December 8, 2024 at 11:10 AM
"The Bellends! The Bellends!"
