Colin the Dachshund
@dachshundcolin.bsky.social
The only voter in Dunny-on-the-Wold
In their secret lair at Barnard Castle.
January 12, 2025 at 11:50 AM
In their secret lair at Barnard Castle.
Greenland: the polar bears speak out.
January 9, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Greenland: the polar bears speak out.
"We've crawled into Musk's sphincter by mistake"
January 5, 2025 at 9:33 PM
"We've crawled into Musk's sphincter by mistake"
Elon Musk popping over to Reform HQ
January 5, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Elon Musk popping over to Reform HQ
If you're not on the other place you'll be amused to hear that something has just blown up faster than a cybertruck battery.
January 5, 2025 at 2:24 PM
If you're not on the other place you'll be amused to hear that something has just blown up faster than a cybertruck battery.
"What do you mean, a sandwich? Give me a steak now or I'll smack you in the face."
December 19, 2024 at 8:50 PM
"What do you mean, a sandwich? Give me a steak now or I'll smack you in the face."
"People keep getting ill from the milk the government don't want you to drink. Are they poisoning it? Makes you think."
December 15, 2024 at 5:35 PM
"People keep getting ill from the milk the government don't want you to drink. Are they poisoning it? Makes you think."
"I didn't get where I am today by eating sandwiches. Only a rare steak for lunch will do for me."
December 13, 2024 at 9:54 AM
"I didn't get where I am today by eating sandwiches. Only a rare steak for lunch will do for me."
Beheaders and Volleys
December 11, 2024 at 9:45 PM
Beheaders and Volleys
Even team Trump have worked the grifter out.
December 9, 2024 at 7:31 PM
Even team Trump have worked the grifter out.
We know what happens next.
December 9, 2024 at 11:51 AM
We know what happens next.
"The Bellends! The Bellends!"
December 8, 2024 at 11:10 AM
"The Bellends! The Bellends!"
John Torode's defence is his powers of observation can be lacking.
December 4, 2024 at 8:40 PM
John Torode's defence is his powers of observation can be lacking.
Me discussing the Elgin Marbles with a patriot.
December 3, 2024 at 8:47 PM
Me discussing the Elgin Marbles with a patriot.
"Nobody expects the middle-class women of a certain age"
December 2, 2024 at 5:29 PM
"Nobody expects the middle-class women of a certain age"
"Nobody expects the middle-class women of a certain age"
December 2, 2024 at 3:51 PM
"Nobody expects the middle-class women of a certain age"
Identity of Greg Wallace's PR advisor revealed.
December 1, 2024 at 8:28 PM
Identity of Greg Wallace's PR advisor revealed.
Front of the Back of the
Xmas tree Xmas tree
Xmas tree Xmas tree
December 1, 2024 at 5:14 PM
Front of the Back of the
Xmas tree Xmas tree
Xmas tree Xmas tree
"Middle-class women of a certain age to the south-west, Sir. A handful of 'em."
December 1, 2024 at 4:17 PM
"Middle-class women of a certain age to the south-west, Sir. A handful of 'em."