Mark Granger
@markgranger.bsky.social
Writes a bit
TV/RADIO: The Weakest Link, The News Quiz, The Skewer, DMs Are Open, Breaking The News
Fiction: Secrets Of The Majestic, foofaraw, Behind The Revolving Door Vol2
Poetry: Qualia Nous Vol2, Fumptruck
markgranger.com
https://linktr.ee/markgranger
TV/RADIO: The Weakest Link, The News Quiz, The Skewer, DMs Are Open, Breaking The News
Fiction: Secrets Of The Majestic, foofaraw, Behind The Revolving Door Vol2
Poetry: Qualia Nous Vol2, Fumptruck
markgranger.com
https://linktr.ee/markgranger
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Interior artists! Drop your portfolios!
@heatherantos.bsky.social (and Rai) will be reviewing shortly.
@heatherantos.bsky.social (and Rai) will be reviewing shortly.
December 3, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Interior artists! Drop your portfolios!
@heatherantos.bsky.social (and Rai) will be reviewing shortly.
@heatherantos.bsky.social (and Rai) will be reviewing shortly.
This is out.
Which is nice.
Check it out, along with everything else of mine that is available here:
www.markgranger.com/fiction
Which is nice.
Check it out, along with everything else of mine that is available here:
www.markgranger.com/fiction
December 3, 2025 at 5:10 PM
This is out.
Which is nice.
Check it out, along with everything else of mine that is available here:
www.markgranger.com/fiction
Which is nice.
Check it out, along with everything else of mine that is available here:
www.markgranger.com/fiction
Weird eye related lyrics that annoy me:
1. "Look me in the eyeball" - Love The Way You Lie: Eminem ft. Rihanna. Dude, you're a lyrical genius, but nobody has ever said look me in the eyeball.
2. "I wanna kiss your eyes" - Shivers: Ed Sheeran. Do people do this? I feel weird just thinking about it.
1. "Look me in the eyeball" - Love The Way You Lie: Eminem ft. Rihanna. Dude, you're a lyrical genius, but nobody has ever said look me in the eyeball.
2. "I wanna kiss your eyes" - Shivers: Ed Sheeran. Do people do this? I feel weird just thinking about it.
December 2, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Weird eye related lyrics that annoy me:
1. "Look me in the eyeball" - Love The Way You Lie: Eminem ft. Rihanna. Dude, you're a lyrical genius, but nobody has ever said look me in the eyeball.
2. "I wanna kiss your eyes" - Shivers: Ed Sheeran. Do people do this? I feel weird just thinking about it.
1. "Look me in the eyeball" - Love The Way You Lie: Eminem ft. Rihanna. Dude, you're a lyrical genius, but nobody has ever said look me in the eyeball.
2. "I wanna kiss your eyes" - Shivers: Ed Sheeran. Do people do this? I feel weird just thinking about it.
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🚨And I wrote one of them. So come on and support new narrative comedy. Where else are you getting SIX brand new sitcoms?👇
www.bigfinish.com/releases/v/c...
www.bigfinish.com/releases/v/c...
November 27, 2025 at 10:16 AM
🚨And I wrote one of them. So come on and support new narrative comedy. Where else are you getting SIX brand new sitcoms?👇
www.bigfinish.com/releases/v/c...
www.bigfinish.com/releases/v/c...
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This is gonna be so fucking good, I can't wait to show people what we've been brewing up the past year
Another treat from the upcoming premiere of Field Trip Sketch Comedy Presents! Enjoy this WHOLE FREAKING MINUTE from the show! Wow! So generous! And handsome! And I bet they're really nice too! Subscribe on your podcatcher of choice today!
#audiodrama
#audiodrama
November 21, 2025 at 1:15 AM
This is gonna be so fucking good, I can't wait to show people what we've been brewing up the past year
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Give Chris money to make a book.
The first one was great.
And if it's anything like the first one there'll be about 90% more jokes than your average kids book.
The first one was great.
And if it's anything like the first one there'll be about 90% more jokes than your average kids book.
I’m running a Kickstarter to fund a self-published children’s book. Please take a look and support if you can www.kickstarter.com/projects/thi...
CHEESE: Lights! Crackers! Action! A Funny Children's Book
The BRIEquel to CHEESE! a funny picture book aimed at kids aged 3-6
www.kickstarter.com
October 14, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Give Chris money to make a book.
The first one was great.
And if it's anything like the first one there'll be about 90% more jokes than your average kids book.
The first one was great.
And if it's anything like the first one there'll be about 90% more jokes than your average kids book.
Behind the Revolving Door: An Anthology of Choices Vol 2 is coming out December 1st.
My story 'The Valley That Wasn't There' will be in it.
So that's cool.
My story 'The Valley That Wasn't There' will be in it.
So that's cool.
November 5, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Behind the Revolving Door: An Anthology of Choices Vol 2 is coming out December 1st.
My story 'The Valley That Wasn't There' will be in it.
So that's cool.
My story 'The Valley That Wasn't There' will be in it.
So that's cool.
My favourite of his solo stuff.
scottsorry.bandcamp.com/track/til-al...
scottsorry.bandcamp.com/track/til-al...
Til All the Pieces Fit, by Scott Sorry
from the album When We Were Kings
scottsorry.bandcamp.com
October 30, 2025 at 9:06 PM
My favourite of his solo stuff.
scottsorry.bandcamp.com/track/til-al...
scottsorry.bandcamp.com/track/til-al...
The problem with social media for me, is if I don't see something cool within 5 minutes I'm bored.
Anyway, hire me to write your thing.
I proper nice and everything.
Anyway, hire me to write your thing.
I proper nice and everything.
a woman with glasses is standing in front of a door and saying `` i 'm a nice person ! ''
ALT: a woman with glasses is standing in front of a door and saying `` i 'm a nice person ! ''
media.tenor.com
October 27, 2025 at 7:43 PM
The problem with social media for me, is if I don't see something cool within 5 minutes I'm bored.
Anyway, hire me to write your thing.
I proper nice and everything.
Anyway, hire me to write your thing.
I proper nice and everything.
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New Kickstarter reward!
I’ve added a mini comedy writing guide as a reward option for backers of CHEESE: Lights! Crackers! Action!
Interested in writing comedy? This is for you!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/thi...
I’ve added a mini comedy writing guide as a reward option for backers of CHEESE: Lights! Crackers! Action!
Interested in writing comedy? This is for you!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/thi...
October 20, 2025 at 11:08 AM
New Kickstarter reward!
I’ve added a mini comedy writing guide as a reward option for backers of CHEESE: Lights! Crackers! Action!
Interested in writing comedy? This is for you!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/thi...
I’ve added a mini comedy writing guide as a reward option for backers of CHEESE: Lights! Crackers! Action!
Interested in writing comedy? This is for you!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/thi...
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Out today! Judge Dread Magazine 485, including a new Armitage story scripted by me, art by @stazjohnson.bsky.social, colours by Quinton Winter and letters by Annie Parkhouse.
There's a serial killer loose in Brit-Cit and everyone's favourite curmudgeon is on strict orders to keep clear...
#ncbd
There's a serial killer loose in Brit-Cit and everyone's favourite curmudgeon is on strict orders to keep clear...
#ncbd
October 15, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Out today! Judge Dread Magazine 485, including a new Armitage story scripted by me, art by @stazjohnson.bsky.social, colours by Quinton Winter and letters by Annie Parkhouse.
There's a serial killer loose in Brit-Cit and everyone's favourite curmudgeon is on strict orders to keep clear...
#ncbd
There's a serial killer loose in Brit-Cit and everyone's favourite curmudgeon is on strict orders to keep clear...
#ncbd
Give Chris money to make a book.
The first one was great.
And if it's anything like the first one there'll be about 90% more jokes than your average kids book.
The first one was great.
And if it's anything like the first one there'll be about 90% more jokes than your average kids book.
I’m running a Kickstarter to fund a self-published children’s book. Please take a look and support if you can www.kickstarter.com/projects/thi...
CHEESE: Lights! Crackers! Action! A Funny Children's Book
The BRIEquel to CHEESE! a funny picture book aimed at kids aged 3-6
www.kickstarter.com
October 14, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Give Chris money to make a book.
The first one was great.
And if it's anything like the first one there'll be about 90% more jokes than your average kids book.
The first one was great.
And if it's anything like the first one there'll be about 90% more jokes than your average kids book.
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The trailer for Brad Holcombe's film, Rocks Under Tide, is out! Can't wait for people to see the whole thing! Want to help us get it in front of more people? Check out the GoFundMe 🙌🏻🙌🏻
www.gofundme.com/f/short-film...
www.gofundme.com/f/short-film...
September 23, 2025 at 5:18 PM
The trailer for Brad Holcombe's film, Rocks Under Tide, is out! Can't wait for people to see the whole thing! Want to help us get it in front of more people? Check out the GoFundMe 🙌🏻🙌🏻
www.gofundme.com/f/short-film...
www.gofundme.com/f/short-film...
A listicle called "All Ermergerhd Memes Ranked From Worst to Berhst."
September 21, 2025 at 4:20 PM
A listicle called "All Ermergerhd Memes Ranked From Worst to Berhst."
When you have a weak bladder, urine trouble.
September 21, 2025 at 4:20 PM
When you have a weak bladder, urine trouble.
Here's a joke for all you Disturbed fans.
What is David Draiman's favourite guitar pedal?
A wah-ah-ah-ah.
What is David Draiman's favourite guitar pedal?
A wah-ah-ah-ah.
September 21, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Here's a joke for all you Disturbed fans.
What is David Draiman's favourite guitar pedal?
A wah-ah-ah-ah.
What is David Draiman's favourite guitar pedal?
A wah-ah-ah-ah.
Fun celebrity fact:
Ant and Dec are not their real names. Dec is short for December, and Ant is short for Jantuary.
Ant and Dec are not their real names. Dec is short for December, and Ant is short for Jantuary.
September 21, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Fun celebrity fact:
Ant and Dec are not their real names. Dec is short for December, and Ant is short for Jantuary.
Ant and Dec are not their real names. Dec is short for December, and Ant is short for Jantuary.
A nu metal band covering Madonna songs and they're called Papa Don't Roach.
September 21, 2025 at 4:18 PM
A nu metal band covering Madonna songs and they're called Papa Don't Roach.
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Looks like the Monkey’s out of the bag. I’m delighted to finally reveal that this December I’ll be taking a trip to the House of Ideas and teaming up with the incredibly talented @marsisanartist.bsky.social for an all-new Hit-Monkey story in Marvel: Black, White & Blood and Guts #3!
September 18, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Looks like the Monkey’s out of the bag. I’m delighted to finally reveal that this December I’ll be taking a trip to the House of Ideas and teaming up with the incredibly talented @marsisanartist.bsky.social for an all-new Hit-Monkey story in Marvel: Black, White & Blood and Guts #3!
"I don't care what anyone says, I like that movie'' 🎥
August 19, 2025 at 10:02 AM
"I don't care what anyone says, I like that movie'' 🎥
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PLEASE REPOST! Poets! Uncanny Magazine is OPEN to Poetry Submissions from August 9 to August 26! Poetry Editor Betsy Aoki can't wait to read your poems!!! buff.ly/9AyStcb
August 9, 2025 at 2:00 PM
PLEASE REPOST! Poets! Uncanny Magazine is OPEN to Poetry Submissions from August 9 to August 26! Poetry Editor Betsy Aoki can't wait to read your poems!!! buff.ly/9AyStcb
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Remember comedy? Well it's back - in audio form.
Big Finish have made SIX comedy pilots. SIX. Even more crazy than that is they've let me write one of them.
Big Finish have made SIX comedy pilots. SIX. Even more crazy than that is they've let me write one of them.
🤣 Get your laughing gear around this! Click https://bgfn.sh/cpnews to read all about the six brand-new Comedy Playhouse pilots coming in November 2025 and available to pre-order now! 🤣
July 31, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Remember comedy? Well it's back - in audio form.
Big Finish have made SIX comedy pilots. SIX. Even more crazy than that is they've let me write one of them.
Big Finish have made SIX comedy pilots. SIX. Even more crazy than that is they've let me write one of them.
Popping in to ask a question.
How does social media work?
How does social media work?
July 19, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Popping in to ask a question.
How does social media work?
How does social media work?