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Mark Granger
@markgranger.bsky.social
Writes a bit
TV/RADIO: The Weakest Link, The News Quiz, The Skewer, DMs Are Open, Breaking The News
Fiction: Secrets Of The Majestic, foofaraw, Behind The Revolving Door Vol2
Poetry: Qualia Nous Vol2, Fumptruck
markgranger.com
https://linktr.ee/markgranger
Behind the Revolving Door: An Anthology of Choices Vol 2 is coming out December 1st.

My story 'The Valley That Wasn't There' will be in it.

So that's cool.
November 5, 2025 at 6:37 PM
A poem.
Kinda.
July 29, 2025 at 7:01 PM
May 8, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Isn't it lovely when you take you're library book back and you see that @robinince.bsky.social is going to be doing a talk there in the next couple of weeks.
April 28, 2025 at 5:56 PM
In another world I ran a No Context @bufferingcast.bsky.social account.
I put too much effort into it. (See picture)
The second round of @kristinnoeline.bsky.social & @jennyowenyoungs.bsky.social watching Buffy is, if anything, even more unhinged and I wish I still had the time to run one on here.
January 31, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Why not get this book I wrote?
Sure the jokes are awful, but it's free (for now).
Here's an example of what it looks like inside.
amzn.eu/d/0U6leou
December 23, 2024 at 7:44 PM
In a fit of insanity I have released a Christmas joke book called Bad Christmas Cracker Jokes 2024.
It's free as an e-book on Amazon for the next few days, so why not get it and sigh at the punchlines over the next week or so.
amzn.eu/d/0U6leou
December 22, 2024 at 10:43 AM
Accidentally made Murray Gold my top Spotify artist this year.
December 4, 2024 at 8:25 PM
Here's me being less than self deprecating & showing you what I do.
I'm a writer who's written for radio & tv, whose sci fi drama 'Theories' came in the top 9% of this year's BBC Open call.
I also write poetry, fiction, and comics.
For a more on what I've done, visit my website.
www.markgranger.com
November 29, 2024 at 4:17 PM
Cheese! is funny, fun and full of great artwork.
If you have kids in your lives this is a perfect Christmas/birthday/(fill in appropriate celebration) present. My copy has already arrived because I backed the Kickstarter, if you want a copy it's available to pre-order now.
November 25, 2024 at 12:28 PM
Doctor Who day, is it?
Here's me revisiting a police box 30 years after my first visit.
(Ncuti is there to obscure my kid.)
November 23, 2024 at 9:26 PM
What the hell?
That night was amazing.
One of my musical heroes in a small room in Nottingham.
And getting to meet and chat to Mike Viola in The Bodega was like meeting James Hetfield in a Wetherspoons.
November 16, 2024 at 6:07 PM
Ah. Just googled it. We have Mr Freeze.
November 12, 2024 at 10:47 PM
Without thinking, retweet with the first Simpsons joke that comes into your head.
November 12, 2024 at 8:59 PM
This is the real spooky season.
October 30, 2024 at 12:10 PM
Arnault: Broccoli.
October 27, 2024 at 9:57 AM
Zuckerberg: That scratch and sniff sticker I got off that one Buster comic in the 90s that makes me feel sick every time I think about it.
October 27, 2024 at 9:56 AM
Musk: Like that pair of jeans you wore when you cleaned out the drain and something got stuck and splatted up your leg and you forgot to wash them and put them in a bag under the sink for some reason.
October 27, 2024 at 9:54 AM
How I imagine Billionaires smell:
Bezos: The smell of your house after you've been away two weeks and left the milk out.
October 27, 2024 at 9:53 AM
Feel sad that this niche quote tweet joke was only on the other place, so here you go.
October 17, 2024 at 4:24 PM
I was lucy enough to see the Northern Lights over my house.
October 11, 2024 at 8:44 AM
That belongs in a museum!
August 17, 2024 at 8:12 AM
Chortle just shitting in the face of the creatives they are meant to support by using AI.
April 27, 2024 at 8:24 AM
Congratulations to Katy Perry, the latest winner of Touch The Truck.
April 23, 2024 at 6:44 PM
Got these two fantastic albums through this week.
Bob Vylan and George Boomsma.
You should listen to both.
April 20, 2024 at 4:00 PM