Who called it vegan lamb and not sheepish.

will Five Eyes become Four Eyes?

“The precedent set in Canada could soon be repeated in another Commonwealth country. Australia’s federal election is this weekend ...”
-The Washington Post

all things that need done require energy and focus this seems to be a design flaw

I think about this a lot lately, because we all want to believe there are smart people somewhere SOMEHOW who are in power, because we were all raised with a delusion that we live in a meritocracy

But we never lived in a meritocracy

We always lived in a world where power belonged to whoever took it

h/t popbitch

Blackrock and Amazon are now hiring for personal protection officers for their CEOS (can’t imagine why). You get 80k, a gun, and access to the CEO in question.

In Greek tragedy, they fall from great heights. In noir, they fall from the curb.

PS. - Dennis Lehane

I would like to wish the British general public an extremely merry It Has Been Nearly 5 Years, Cover Your Fucking Mouths When You Cough

Momentarily mistook these for Parma Violets. The disappointments just keep stacking up.

I’m so old I can remember a time when I might have a thought and not have anyone around to share it with and it would just disappear into the ether unappreciated.