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j
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my brain is a fried egg
lights down lowww
September 27, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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let me rot in your arms.
March 26, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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this is real. I was just banned for showing Tik tok this audio but we need to hear it. I had it authenticated as well. It’s real. I was banned once it hit 1.5M views
March 24, 2025 at 7:44 PM
brooklyn 99 is a guilty pleasure and there's new seasons on netflixxxx
February 26, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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tyler almost tripping and falling in guadalajara and immediately getting angry at what almost tripped him.
February 24, 2025 at 7:21 PM
going into group leaders households in the sims 4 to change group activities to drinking/fighting/harassing other groups 😌 let's make windenburg unpleasant to be in public at
February 24, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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had a dream that Taylor Swift showed up to the Super Bowl with armpit hair and then Trump signed an executive order to make her shave it
February 11, 2025 at 3:33 PM
wise guy eh?
February 11, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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I believe the general internet tradition on these kinds of things is well known.

techcrunch.com/2023/04/21/m...
January 22, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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These emails, sent across agencies, compel all federal employees to snitch on any colleague whose work might have some vague DEIA inflection. Those who refuse to snitch will be disciplined.

Seems designed to put all workers who aren’t white men under a cloud of suspicion. Truly vile stuff.
The acting director of the Office of Personnel Management (the feds' H.R. department) is telling federal employees to rat out their DEIA (Diversity, Equity, Inclusion and Accessibility) colleagues by emailing "DEIAtruth@opm.gov."

chcoc.gov/sites/defaul...
January 22, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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Note that anyone can email the snitch line, DEIAtruth@opm.gov. So if you’ve got any, uh, thoughts or information you’d like to share about this initiative, fire off that email today!
January 22, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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guy who secretly got away with the murder of two college students named nora and naomi in 1997 waking up to a bunch of new followers this morning and instantly dying of a heart attack
January 18, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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I love that the Sims team is refreshing base game houses with updated content, especially for all the new players joining daily. These makeovers look fantastic! #TheSims25
January 14, 2025 at 5:45 PM
got a library card now I don't know what to read
January 14, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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please stop suggesting I solve my problem by changing my behavior. I do not want to do that
January 5, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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the ai bot isn’t “admitting” its secrets to you or “revealing” its creators intentions it’s just a word generating machine generating words the only meaning is that which you read into it and imo that should be none
January 3, 2025 at 3:25 PM
if only I could see what this was a a reply to
My mom was a union organizer for 25 years. I walked picket lines of wildcat strikes with her. We used to run bake sales and trivia nights to support striking workers. You wouldn't survive 3 seconds in her vagina. It would shrivel up what's left of your balls. I miss her terribly.
January 3, 2025 at 10:56 AM
I'll never forget when I was listening to twenty one pilots in the car w my mom and she said Tyler sounded like a christian eminem
January 3, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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Friend: What's wrong?

Me (crying because yet another online "Which Scooby Doo Character Are You?" quiz revealed I'm that punkass Scrappy Doo): The election
January 1, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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for the potato fears not death
December 31, 2024 at 1:55 PM
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the confetti clears at 12:01am revealing me inexplicably tucked into a canopy bed and snoring so strongly the end of my nightcap is getting sucked in and out of my mouth
January 1, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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They’re remaking Casablanca with Mark Wahlberg and Gal Godot
January 1, 2025 at 5:13 AM
omfg playing brawl stars and it was a full team of buzz light-years. there was no way
January 1, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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missed a spare at bowling and the scoreboard played an animation of me eating a log of shit with a knife and fork
December 31, 2024 at 5:42 PM