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bell boi @ the grand hotel abyss

trans•he/him
hey lads new version of the 14 words just dropped. these are the fuckers protesting a drag queen story hour tomorrow (that isn’t happening because it’s on summer break)
August 25, 2023 at 11:20 AM
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August 14, 2023 at 1:19 AM
forever stuck in character creator purgatory
August 8, 2023 at 11:17 PM
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I made a personality quiz that tells you what kind of video game NPC you would be. It's very long and (hopefully) very thorough.

I hope you like it. 🥺🙏🏾

https://theangrynoodle.com/personality-quiz-what-kind-of-video-game-npc-are-you/
August 3, 2023 at 2:38 AM
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He is large and very happy about it.

I shall call each one of him Jim.

https://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-66384632
Peruvian fossil challenges blue whales for size
An ancient, long-extinct whale could have tipped the scales at close to 200 tonnes, scientists say.
www.bbc.com
August 3, 2023 at 1:05 PM
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My god, this is beautiful.

“Of course you are so sad. The disappearance of the forests deserves your tears.
Oh child, oh small one, let yourself weep.
Stop pretending you aren’t heartbroken.
We can only take action from a place of love if we acknowledge we feel love.”
July 31, 2023 at 12:25 PM
David Baddiel: An Unserious Man
July 29, 2023 at 12:41 AM
oh yeah, sure, definitely, everyone wants to read what Agnes has to say about sex
July 29, 2023 at 12:28 AM
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twitter sign change isn’t going well. Building management called cops
July 24, 2023 at 7:48 PM
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Hearing disturbing rumors that some of these protestors on the picket line are professional actors
July 18, 2023 at 10:16 PM
Oh and er Bubbles was supporting Billy Bob and the Boxmasters and we were at the front

guys I held hands with Billy Bob Thornton
Saw Bubbles and the Shitrockers last night in a tiny club in Berlin and me and @nateo.bsky.social might be in the next
Trailer Park Boys film??

Randy was there! I briefly spoke to him and he was very sweet
July 19, 2023 at 9:39 AM
Saw Bubbles and the Shitrockers last night in a tiny club in Berlin and me and @nateo.bsky.social might be in the next
Trailer Park Boys film??

Randy was there! I briefly spoke to him and he was very sweet
July 19, 2023 at 9:36 AM
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I'm hoping this platform is still secure enough that I can promote recruitment for my Phd project without fear of transphobic harassment so lets test that theory:
UK-based? Trans+ (any non-cis gender)? aged 16-24?
I want to hear about your experiences using social media in the current climate!
July 17, 2023 at 8:57 AM
NOOT NOOT
I don’t know Pingu lore much but last night @marinaratrench.bsky.social gave a crash course education 101 into the Pingu family tree (extensive), the Switzerland-exclusive David Hasselhoff Pingu single, and other Pingu-related facts (originally pitched as a show about sea lions)
July 17, 2023 at 11:22 AM
detransitioning after realising T is giving me hair on/in my ears send skeet
July 16, 2023 at 4:53 PM
In Kreuzberg. I think I’m in love?
July 15, 2023 at 10:40 AM
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This is a government in its last months, trying to destroy as much as possible on the way out.

These guidelines aren’t lawful; they clearly breach the Equality Act 2010:

https://www.vice.com/en/article/3aka9y/leaked-document-exposes-transphobic-draft-guidelines-for-uk-civil-servants
July 12, 2023 at 11:48 AM
28 Goons Later
July 13, 2023 at 12:41 AM
hello all, here’s my cat
July 12, 2023 at 11:16 PM