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Ruth 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
@mardybear.bsky.social
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I'd just like to say this gig sucks.
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mardybear.bsky.social
The face I'm submitting to Bluesky for verification.
DOMO! Domo, a brown, oval alien with two shiny black eyes and an open mouth showing two rows of white, pointy teeth, stands on a white background.
July 26, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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robcruickshank.bsky.social
Rowlf, the dog from the muppets who is also a fluffy brown dog, also seated at a piano, but with a confident expression, because he's actually a really good player
July 15, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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macrogers.bsky.social
New Spinal Tap trailer looks funny, but I will always mourn my could-never-have-actually-been-realized fantasy crossover.
Old tweet by me reading: "I used to imagine a Matt Smith-era story called “Go To Eleven” which would guest-star Spinal Tap. The whole episode would be documentary-style, about a Tap reunion tour falling apart over David and Nigel’s egos while the Doctor defeats an alien menace in the background."
July 25, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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risu.bsky.social
Everything is awful but guide dogs are being trained using toy squirrels stuck to remote control cars. And you need to see it
July 24, 2025 at 9:51 AM
mardybear.bsky.social
I've just verified my age by going clubbing with Nobby the Sheep.
vinylconstituency.bsky.social The Vinyl Constituency @vinylconstituency.bsky.social · Jul 25
I’ve just verified my age by warning somebody: “you better watch out, cos Beadles about.”
fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · Jul 24
I’ve just verified my age by asking someone ‘If you see Sid, tell him’.
July 26, 2025 at 11:32 AM
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adwills.bsky.social
Good morning✌️🍀
a scene in the animated lord of the rings movie. Gandalf the grey is standing in a lush green forest, wearing grey robes, and a blue pointy wizard's hat while wielding a staff. He's pointing up as if to think of something, and the image is captioned "It's never too late to start something over, including a new version of yourself."
July 25, 2025 at 2:27 PM
mardybear.bsky.social
Post a song from the year you turned 12.
July 8, 2025 at 10:12 AM
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presentcorrect.bsky.social
Expo '70 (Osaka) companion uniforms.

Via a Twitter account that no longer exists.
May 23, 2025 at 8:24 AM
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weratedogs.com
This is Chili. He got a special Chili-sized couch a few months ago. Pleased to report that naps are even cozier in a place of your very own. 13/10
May 19, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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dochackenbush.bsky.social
I feel like we’re all ignoring the obvious answer.
#art #conclave #capybara
Illustration of a capybara facing the viewer, wearing white papal vestments. Caption: Popeybara
May 7, 2025 at 9:40 AM
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paulsinha.bsky.social
Turns out Le Pen is not mightier than the fraud.
March 31, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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weratedogs.com
This is Fudge. She may not be the sharpest pup in the world, but more importantly, she is not a quitter. 13/10
January 29, 2025 at 12:18 AM
mardybear.bsky.social
If you see this post, post a pic from your device without an explanation.
Captain Picard is standing on the bridge of the Starship Enterprise in front of the big screen. His face is turned away from it. On the big screen is Dave Lister from Red Dwarf with his mouth pressed up against the screen, showing his teeth. Holly can be seen in the background.
January 29, 2025 at 9:57 AM
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weratedogs.com
This is Duncan. He just had his first blueberry, and now demands another. 12/10
January 28, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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curiousbritishtelly.co.uk
The Wombles play Motörhead
January 18, 2025 at 8:09 PM
mardybear.bsky.social
Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
A woman is dressed in a French maid's costume with black dress and tights, and a white apron all trimmed in white lace. She is wearing a red clown's nose and a multicoloured curly clown's wig. She is sat in a living room on a black leather sofa. She is drinking directly from a bottle of wine and has an over it all look on her face.
January 24, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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heatherupperleft.bsky.social
Best intro to a book I’ve seen in awhile
In the beginning, God created Man. However, contrary to the common telling, God did not say, "Man, thou must have a mate." God said, "Oh, shit, what did I just do?" So, God created a better model and said unto his initial creation, "Behold, I have created People 2.0, with fewer bugs and glitches. I give you Woman." And Man was pissed. —It's a Wonderful Wiccan Way of Life
January 6, 2025 at 11:35 PM
mardybear.bsky.social
Advertise your account using one (1) Simpsons image.
Hans Moleman from the Simpsons standing outside on a driveway in front of a house. He is holding a walking stick. He has a shocked look on his face as he is being hit in the knackers by a rugby ball.
January 7, 2025 at 8:20 AM
mardybear.bsky.social
Me, looking at the year ahead.
A sad looking grey dog with black ears, white sock paws, and a red nose is sat at a counter top with a down turned mouth. He is very sad indeed.
January 6, 2025 at 4:21 PM
mardybear.bsky.social
If you see this post, post a picture from your device without an explanation.
A cup noodle pot is upside down, turning out a huge pile of yellow noodles with chunks of vegetables, prawns and fish, onto a round red brick base. It is upside down with a large base and small top to look like a Christmas tree. It is outside, in front of the Cup Noodles factory. On the front is a big red bow and Merry Cup Noodle in white with red tracing around the letters.
January 3, 2025 at 4:03 PM
mardybear.bsky.social
Picture from your device, no explanation.
Three cats, one ginger, two white and black, are sat in a row with their eyes half open. They all have empty cup noodle pots on their heads. Underneath, the text reads 'Council of Cats approves.'
December 12, 2024 at 9:08 AM
mardybear.bsky.social
Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
A possum is standing in front of a blue background, mouth open and screaming. The text above and below it says 'screaming is self-care.'
December 12, 2024 at 9:03 AM
mardybear.bsky.social
If you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh.
Two dogs are sat on a red chair, one tall, one small. The tall dog, who has white fur, is wearing a yellow bandana that says 'please stay back, I'm a bit of a twat.' The small dog, who has brown and white fur, is wearing a yellow bandana that says 'me too!'
December 11, 2024 at 8:40 AM
mardybear.bsky.social
If you see this, post a Dino.
Godzilla and Mechagodzilla walking down a country path together.
December 1, 2024 at 6:45 PM
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handle.invalid
Word of the day is a favourite, from old Scots.

To ‘tartle’ is to hesitate while introducing someone because you have completely forgotten their name.
December 1, 2024 at 10:12 AM