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Ruth 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
@mardybear.bsky.social
570 followers 1.6K following 25 posts
I'd just like to say this gig sucks.
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The face I'm submitting to Bluesky for verification.
DOMO! Domo, a brown, oval alien with two shiny black eyes and an open mouth showing two rows of white, pointy teeth, stands on a white background.
July 26, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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If you see this post, post a pic from your device without an explanation.
Captain Picard is standing on the bridge of the Starship Enterprise in front of the big screen. His face is turned away from it. On the big screen is Dave Lister from Red Dwarf with his mouth pressed up against the screen, showing his teeth. Holly can be seen in the background.
January 29, 2025 at 9:57 AM
mardybear.bsky.social
Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
A woman is dressed in a French maid's costume with black dress and tights, and a white apron all trimmed in white lace. She is wearing a red clown's nose and a multicoloured curly clown's wig. She is sat in a living room on a black leather sofa. She is drinking directly from a bottle of wine and has an over it all look on her face.
January 24, 2025 at 9:16 PM
mardybear.bsky.social
Advertise your account using one (1) Simpsons image.
Hans Moleman from the Simpsons standing outside on a driveway in front of a house. He is holding a walking stick. He has a shocked look on his face as he is being hit in the knackers by a rugby ball.
January 7, 2025 at 8:20 AM
mardybear.bsky.social
Me, looking at the year ahead.
A sad looking grey dog with black ears, white sock paws, and a red nose is sat at a counter top with a down turned mouth. He is very sad indeed.
January 6, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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If you see this post, post a picture from your device without an explanation.
A cup noodle pot is upside down, turning out a huge pile of yellow noodles with chunks of vegetables, prawns and fish, onto a round red brick base. It is upside down with a large base and small top to look like a Christmas tree. It is outside, in front of the Cup Noodles factory. On the front is a big red bow and Merry Cup Noodle in white with red tracing around the letters.
January 3, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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Picture from your device, no explanation.
Three cats, one ginger, two white and black, are sat in a row with their eyes half open. They all have empty cup noodle pots on their heads. Underneath, the text reads 'Council of Cats approves.'
December 12, 2024 at 9:08 AM
mardybear.bsky.social
Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
A possum is standing in front of a blue background, mouth open and screaming. The text above and below it says 'screaming is self-care.'
December 12, 2024 at 9:03 AM
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If you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh.
Two dogs are sat on a red chair, one tall, one small. The tall dog, who has white fur, is wearing a yellow bandana that says 'please stay back, I'm a bit of a twat.' The small dog, who has brown and white fur, is wearing a yellow bandana that says 'me too!'
December 11, 2024 at 8:40 AM
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If you see this, post a Dino.
Godzilla and Mechagodzilla walking down a country path together.
December 1, 2024 at 6:45 PM
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A black cat, eyes looking very angry, drinking from a pink mug that says 'Nope.'
November 30, 2024 at 8:40 PM
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Yes, I’m religious. I believe in the Holy Trinity.
George, Bungle and Zippy sitting behind a desk in the shape of a cloud with a rainbow at the top. George is wearing very '80s blue sunglasses and is banging on tiny locks. Bungle has on a red hat with a drumstick in one hand and is hitting a silver cake tin. Zippy has a red sheet on his head and earphones on. He is shaking an empty milk bottle. The room they are in is pink.
November 30, 2024 at 8:36 PM
mardybear.bsky.social
This is Geoff, my folks' #dog
#Dogsofbluesky
A black and white coloured collie/labrador cross looks slightly askance at the camera with brown eyes, mouth open in an approximate smile. He is in the front room, probably begging or sneakily casing the joint for food.
November 30, 2024 at 8:28 PM
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Explaining to my followers why my posts aren't that good:
A black and white drawing of Snoopy the beagle, who is sitting on the grass and looking cross. In a thought bubble next to him is the text "I wish I could bite somebody... I need a release from my inner tensions."
November 30, 2024 at 8:17 PM
mardybear.bsky.social
Age yourself with your first computer.
A small, black, rectangular computer with flat grey keys and black letters. On the top it says 'Sinclair' in black raised letters and above the keys it says 'ZX81' in red.
November 17, 2024 at 10:20 PM
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If you see this, post a witch.
McWitch from Rentaghost, wearing a pointy black hat, gold earrings and a tartan collar, she has long frizzy white hair, a white face and red lipstick. She has a shocked look on her face.
November 17, 2024 at 10:16 PM
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The energy I bring to BlueSky:
Graham Norton as Father Noel Furlong in Father Ted is standing in a cave and is writing on a pad with a pen. He has an angry look on his face and is saying "There...you're in for it now, Tony."
November 16, 2024 at 7:40 PM
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Homer Simpson is driving a green tractor through Springfield. He is just wearing underpants and he is wobbling as he rides. A sign on the front of the tractor states "Jigglin' For Justice."
November 13, 2024 at 7:50 PM
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If you see this I invite you to post an image from your device with no context.
A black and tan Shiba Inu is sat on a wooden floor wearing a black and red vampire cape. He looks very perturbed indeed.
November 9, 2024 at 4:40 PM
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Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #509,406! Which is usually where I finished when we did cross country running at school.
A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #509,406, Ruth ‪@mardybear.bsky.social‬, joined on Aug 7, 2023"
September 22, 2024 at 10:39 AM