Marcus Territory
@marcusterritory.bsky.social
“That (not a) lawyer (yet) from TikTok”
Creator, law student, debaucherous moron
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www.marcusterritory.ca
Creator, law student, debaucherous moron
💙🤍 Other Stuff 👇
www.marcusterritory.ca
Throwback, but remember when TikTokers very loudly did this to one of his rallies in 2020, and like a week later he started talking about a TT ban? I’m still convinced that’s what put the idea in his head
If this had picked up comparable traction I’m sure he’d be talking about it again today.
If this had picked up comparable traction I’m sure he’d be talking about it again today.
Over the past 48 hours, TikTokers — and BlueSkiers, Threaders, and even Twitterers — took a cue from 2020 K-Pop stans and reserved tickets to a trump rally they weren't gonna use.
www.forbes.com/sites/emilyb...
www.forbes.com/sites/emilyb...
TikTokers Say They Trolled Trump’s Birthday Parade By Reserving Tickets They Didn’t Use
TikTokers Say They Trolled Trump’s Birthday Parade By Reserving Tickets They Didn’t Use
www.forbes.com
June 19, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Throwback, but remember when TikTokers very loudly did this to one of his rallies in 2020, and like a week later he started talking about a TT ban? I’m still convinced that’s what put the idea in his head
If this had picked up comparable traction I’m sure he’d be talking about it again today.
If this had picked up comparable traction I’m sure he’d be talking about it again today.
Can you blame them? Pigs can’t see in the dark.
I cannot get over these cops wearing night vision to arrest a dude on a Southwest Airlines flight in broad daylight.
June 3, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Can you blame them? Pigs can’t see in the dark.
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Leafs jersey thrown onto ice gets by Toronto’s defence and into the back of their net
Leafs jersey thrown onto ice gets by Toronto’s defence and into the back of their net
TORONTO – A frustrated Maple Leafs fan threw their jersey onto the ice during a crushing 6-1 playoff defeat to the Florida Panthers, which the Leafs promptly allowed to slide past them and into their ...
www.thebeaverton.com
May 15, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Leafs jersey thrown onto ice gets by Toronto’s defence and into the back of their net
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Guys are like “god I didn’t know I needed this” and it’s just the same knee-curdling head they’ve gotten every week for the last two years.
Not me though. Some other tall, generically handsome idiot.
Not me though. Some other tall, generically handsome idiot.
May 11, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Guys are like “god I didn’t know I needed this” and it’s just the same knee-curdling head they’ve gotten every week for the last two years.
Not me though. Some other tall, generically handsome idiot.
Not me though. Some other tall, generically handsome idiot.
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OMG I FIGURED IT OUT
UNLIKABLE? SOCIOPATHIC? PETULANT? WHINY?
STEPHEN MILLER IS GROWN-UP CAILLOU
UNLIKABLE? SOCIOPATHIC? PETULANT? WHINY?
STEPHEN MILLER IS GROWN-UP CAILLOU
May 2, 2025 at 6:30 PM
OMG I FIGURED IT OUT
UNLIKABLE? SOCIOPATHIC? PETULANT? WHINY?
STEPHEN MILLER IS GROWN-UP CAILLOU
UNLIKABLE? SOCIOPATHIC? PETULANT? WHINY?
STEPHEN MILLER IS GROWN-UP CAILLOU
[insert GIF of Jeffrey Tambor]
“I have the worst f*cking attorneys…”
“I have the worst f*cking attorneys…”
DOJ accidentally files document outlining flaws with Trump administration's plan to kill NYC congestion pricing
Lawyers with the U.S. Attorney's Office for the Southern District of New York wrote that the attempt to end congestion pricing faces "considerable litigation risk."
abcnews.go.com
April 25, 2025 at 8:10 PM
[insert GIF of Jeffrey Tambor]
“I have the worst f*cking attorneys…”
“I have the worst f*cking attorneys…”
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Things to watch for on the arrest of Wisconsin judge Hannah Dugan:
1. Likely arrested on a criminal complaint, which will include an affidavit describing the evidence. Evaluate carefully.
2. What’s the government’s stance on bail going to be? Normally this would be a minimal bail.
1. Likely arrested on a criminal complaint, which will include an affidavit describing the evidence. Evaluate carefully.
2. What’s the government’s stance on bail going to be? Normally this would be a minimal bail.
April 25, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Things to watch for on the arrest of Wisconsin judge Hannah Dugan:
1. Likely arrested on a criminal complaint, which will include an affidavit describing the evidence. Evaluate carefully.
2. What’s the government’s stance on bail going to be? Normally this would be a minimal bail.
1. Likely arrested on a criminal complaint, which will include an affidavit describing the evidence. Evaluate carefully.
2. What’s the government’s stance on bail going to be? Normally this would be a minimal bail.
I’ve reached the age where I’ve started to see more and more women on dating apps who 1) are straight, and 2) are calling themselves “moderate.”
Happy to report that the red flags are very much gender-neutral.
Happy to report that the red flags are very much gender-neutral.
April 14, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I’ve reached the age where I’ve started to see more and more women on dating apps who 1) are straight, and 2) are calling themselves “moderate.”
Happy to report that the red flags are very much gender-neutral.
Happy to report that the red flags are very much gender-neutral.
I think about this clip a lot in re: recruitment of the right wing. “Last hired, first fired” is the takeaway. Credit to Ian Danskin at @innuendostudios.bsky.social.
CW: bigotry, Not-See imagery.
CW: bigotry, Not-See imagery.
March 27, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I think about this clip a lot in re: recruitment of the right wing. “Last hired, first fired” is the takeaway. Credit to Ian Danskin at @innuendostudios.bsky.social.
CW: bigotry, Not-See imagery.
CW: bigotry, Not-See imagery.
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This is going to get worse, not better. Never underestimate the American public’s thirst for performative cruelty towards The Other: defendants, foreigners, anyone they’ve been conditioned to see as less than human. We’re the country that made lynchings into picnics.
Homeland Security secretary Kristi Noem making content in front of the imprisoned men of El Salvador's notorious Terrorism Confinement Center mega-prison www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2...
March 27, 2025 at 1:51 AM
This is going to get worse, not better. Never underestimate the American public’s thirst for performative cruelty towards The Other: defendants, foreigners, anyone they’ve been conditioned to see as less than human. We’re the country that made lynchings into picnics.
From Swedish television. I LOVE the party names they’ve got down there, far more fucking honest.
Also the little heart over Canada ❤️🇨🇦
Tack Sverige ❤️🇸🇪 Also, love this new IKEA product line.
Also the little heart over Canada ❤️🇨🇦
Tack Sverige ❤️🇸🇪 Also, love this new IKEA product line.
March 27, 2025 at 2:53 PM
From Swedish television. I LOVE the party names they’ve got down there, far more fucking honest.
Also the little heart over Canada ❤️🇨🇦
Tack Sverige ❤️🇸🇪 Also, love this new IKEA product line.
Also the little heart over Canada ❤️🇨🇦
Tack Sverige ❤️🇸🇪 Also, love this new IKEA product line.
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Everyone is telling me not to burn out.
Guys, I'm an immigration paralegal. I'm way past burnout and into third wind.
I am going to help these people. Especially since the government is super fucked right now.
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Guys, I'm an immigration paralegal. I'm way past burnout and into third wind.
I am going to help these people. Especially since the government is super fucked right now.
👍
March 26, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Everyone is telling me not to burn out.
Guys, I'm an immigration paralegal. I'm way past burnout and into third wind.
I am going to help these people. Especially since the government is super fucked right now.
👍
Guys, I'm an immigration paralegal. I'm way past burnout and into third wind.
I am going to help these people. Especially since the government is super fucked right now.
👍
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I mean honestly that doesn’t sound like someone you should be sending war plans to, Pete
Reporter: Can you share how your information about war plans was shared with a journalist?
Hegseth: So you are talking about a deceitful and highly discredited so-called journalist who has made a profession of peddling hoaxes
Hegseth: So you are talking about a deceitful and highly discredited so-called journalist who has made a profession of peddling hoaxes
March 24, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I mean honestly that doesn’t sound like someone you should be sending war plans to, Pete
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The UK has now issued a travel warning for the US: possible arrest or detention for failing to meet entry requirements.
March 20, 2025 at 4:13 PM
The UK has now issued a travel warning for the US: possible arrest or detention for failing to meet entry requirements.
March 14, 2025 at 1:59 PM
When one of your own is kicked out of the lying fascist’s fora, you do not silently sit by and let it happen.
You stand up, yell, and physically block the people trying to remove them. Or you progressively heckle and shout and get kicked out one by one. Shut it down.
Stand together.
You stand up, yell, and physically block the people trying to remove them. Or you progressively heckle and shout and get kicked out one by one. Shut it down.
Stand together.
March 6, 2025 at 1:44 AM
When one of your own is kicked out of the lying fascist’s fora, you do not silently sit by and let it happen.
You stand up, yell, and physically block the people trying to remove them. Or you progressively heckle and shout and get kicked out one by one. Shut it down.
Stand together.
You stand up, yell, and physically block the people trying to remove them. Or you progressively heckle and shout and get kicked out one by one. Shut it down.
Stand together.
He didn’t “give them” Javelins—he sold them those weapons. You’re not a gracious saviour who deserves praise, you’re an arms dealer.
And when Zelenskyy asked to buy more in 2019, Trump responded with the words that got him impeached the first time.
And when Zelenskyy asked to buy more in 2019, Trump responded with the words that got him impeached the first time.
"You've gotta be more thankful" -- remarkable scenes out of the White House as Trump and JD Vance team up to do Putin's bidding and demean Zelenskyy
February 28, 2025 at 7:02 PM
He didn’t “give them” Javelins—he sold them those weapons. You’re not a gracious saviour who deserves praise, you’re an arms dealer.
And when Zelenskyy asked to buy more in 2019, Trump responded with the words that got him impeached the first time.
And when Zelenskyy asked to buy more in 2019, Trump responded with the words that got him impeached the first time.
I miss the days before the internet made it nearly impossible to organize a general strike.
ok, I have to say this. How the hell is a one day boycott effective? how does it stick it to the man to say “hey, I have the power! so to put you in your place I’m going to wait to give you my money tomorrow”?
February 28, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I miss the days before the internet made it nearly impossible to organize a general strike.
Elon being a Queen’s boy still breaks my brain, speaking as someone who did my Master’s there.
The Queen’s undergrads I knew were all white, upper class, low-key racist twats, but in a fun way. Think, “cover your drinks at Stages, but ahhhh he’s a good sport and he brought a two six for the punch.”
The Queen’s undergrads I knew were all white, upper class, low-key racist twats, but in a fun way. Think, “cover your drinks at Stages, but ahhhh he’s a good sport and he brought a two six for the punch.”
February 28, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Elon being a Queen’s boy still breaks my brain, speaking as someone who did my Master’s there.
The Queen’s undergrads I knew were all white, upper class, low-key racist twats, but in a fun way. Think, “cover your drinks at Stages, but ahhhh he’s a good sport and he brought a two six for the punch.”
The Queen’s undergrads I knew were all white, upper class, low-key racist twats, but in a fun way. Think, “cover your drinks at Stages, but ahhhh he’s a good sport and he brought a two six for the punch.”
A thirteen hour deep dive on Bionicle lore is something I didn’t know I wanted until I had.
Also I forgot how much of this shit I knew and read as a 6-15 year old, and I now want to chain the LEGO execs to a radiator until they start making sets again.
Blame @bensaintcomix for this monsterpiece.
Also I forgot how much of this shit I knew and read as a 6-15 year old, and I now want to chain the LEGO execs to a radiator until they start making sets again.
Blame @bensaintcomix for this monsterpiece.
February 24, 2025 at 5:43 PM
A thirteen hour deep dive on Bionicle lore is something I didn’t know I wanted until I had.
Also I forgot how much of this shit I knew and read as a 6-15 year old, and I now want to chain the LEGO execs to a radiator until they start making sets again.
Blame @bensaintcomix for this monsterpiece.
Also I forgot how much of this shit I knew and read as a 6-15 year old, and I now want to chain the LEGO execs to a radiator until they start making sets again.
Blame @bensaintcomix for this monsterpiece.
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People saying ‘they should run for office’ every time someone engages in conscientious acts of potential sacrifice like civil disobedience need to have a bigger imagination than ‘they should join the hive mind’.
No. *You* should join them in engaging in civil disobedience.
No. *You* should join them in engaging in civil disobedience.
February 20, 2025 at 6:25 AM
People saying ‘they should run for office’ every time someone engages in conscientious acts of potential sacrifice like civil disobedience need to have a bigger imagination than ‘they should join the hive mind’.
No. *You* should join them in engaging in civil disobedience.
No. *You* should join them in engaging in civil disobedience.
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Another reminder to me that 97% of Harvard attorneys I’ve practiced with are trash.
First collab w/ @marisakabas.bsky.social at The Handbasket, who has had a ton of major (dog-friendly) DOGE scoops.
www.thehandbasket.co/p/doge-jerem...
www.thehandbasket.co/p/doge-jerem...
New DOGE staffer appears to be rising legal star with surprising bio
New details emerge about an apparent member of Musk's squad.
www.thehandbasket.co
February 12, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Another reminder to me that 97% of Harvard attorneys I’ve practiced with are trash.
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Shopify is happily processing the sales for the Yeezy swastika shirt.
Tell me again why porn stars can't get sales processing but a Nazi can.
Tell me again why porn stars can't get sales processing but a Nazi can.
February 11, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Shopify is happily processing the sales for the Yeezy swastika shirt.
Tell me again why porn stars can't get sales processing but a Nazi can.
Tell me again why porn stars can't get sales processing but a Nazi can.
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Beginning to think that the elevation of nerd culture from 1998-2015 was the single biggest mistake in American history.
February 11, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Beginning to think that the elevation of nerd culture from 1998-2015 was the single biggest mistake in American history.