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wocky
@maraquanwocky.bsky.social
· Oct 17
i hope twitter never dies because the vibes Here are unsettling. i really thrive off the Horrors of the other place
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learning something new in your thirties is so humbling. i am unquestionably worse at playing the piano than a five year old. not even a prodigy five year old, even a little ADHD kid would trounce me
December 18, 2024 at 11:40 PM
learning something new in your thirties is so humbling. i am unquestionably worse at playing the piano than a five year old. not even a prodigy five year old, even a little ADHD kid would trounce me
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hour #4 hunched over my big red plastic ipad w/ headphones at carrabbas watching analysis tubers yell at bojack horseman like hes a real guy
December 19, 2024 at 4:17 AM
hour #4 hunched over my big red plastic ipad w/ headphones at carrabbas watching analysis tubers yell at bojack horseman like hes a real guy
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Periodic godzilla embroidery update
December 19, 2024 at 5:52 AM
Periodic godzilla embroidery update
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Mr Beast has rented out all three Egyptian pyramids and 2 million litres of human piss for an upcoming video
December 19, 2024 at 5:39 AM
Mr Beast has rented out all three Egyptian pyramids and 2 million litres of human piss for an upcoming video
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The medallion gives me unlimited strength
December 19, 2024 at 1:03 AM
The medallion gives me unlimited strength
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real problem i'm calling "Riff Collapse" lately where you make a little joke about something and people just use it as an opportunity to give you their little take about the thing you're riffing on.......a fragile riff ecology is at stake here
December 18, 2024 at 12:37 PM
real problem i'm calling "Riff Collapse" lately where you make a little joke about something and people just use it as an opportunity to give you their little take about the thing you're riffing on.......a fragile riff ecology is at stake here
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Probably the worst thing about being the internet’s leading dog bite influencer is dealing with skeptics who say I’m intentionally provoking the dogs into biting me. The second worst thing is being bitten by all those dogs
December 19, 2024 at 2:32 AM
Probably the worst thing about being the internet’s leading dog bite influencer is dealing with skeptics who say I’m intentionally provoking the dogs into biting me. The second worst thing is being bitten by all those dogs
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[defensively, to the chad hunter gatherers mocking me while I till my fields],
December 19, 2024 at 3:25 AM
[defensively, to the chad hunter gatherers mocking me while I till my fields],
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BLUE SKY STATLER: Is this supposed to be a joke? What do you mean by that?
BLUESKY WALDORF: If it's meant to be a joke, it's in pretty bad taste!
(the two of them sit in total silence)
BLUESKY WALDORF: If it's meant to be a joke, it's in pretty bad taste!
(the two of them sit in total silence)
December 18, 2024 at 2:33 PM
BLUE SKY STATLER: Is this supposed to be a joke? What do you mean by that?
BLUESKY WALDORF: If it's meant to be a joke, it's in pretty bad taste!
(the two of them sit in total silence)
BLUESKY WALDORF: If it's meant to be a joke, it's in pretty bad taste!
(the two of them sit in total silence)
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if we had automatic disqualifications from public office, "incited a public panic because you thought orion's belt was a bunch of iranian drones" would be such a layup
December 18, 2024 at 5:45 PM
if we had automatic disqualifications from public office, "incited a public panic because you thought orion's belt was a bunch of iranian drones" would be such a layup
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Found a festival for some of you
December 18, 2024 at 12:46 PM
Found a festival for some of you
ugly christmas sweater day at school, had to make a hasty edit to my twin peaks one
December 19, 2024 at 1:14 PM
ugly christmas sweater day at school, had to make a hasty edit to my twin peaks one
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Comments like: “I will never pick up a pencil again” or “i should kms” under other peoples work rlly makes me question if some of y’all just think art is a competition. For me it’s about personal creative expression rather than feeling the need to say something so weird and hide it as a compliment.
December 4, 2024 at 3:40 PM
Comments like: “I will never pick up a pencil again” or “i should kms” under other peoples work rlly makes me question if some of y’all just think art is a competition. For me it’s about personal creative expression rather than feeling the need to say something so weird and hide it as a compliment.
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finally finished downloading my limewire wrapped after 20 years
December 4, 2024 at 9:11 PM
finally finished downloading my limewire wrapped after 20 years
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The jam advent calendar was a mistake, each day is not a treat but a sad duty; I simply do not want to eat that much jam
December 5, 2024 at 9:14 AM
The jam advent calendar was a mistake, each day is not a treat but a sad duty; I simply do not want to eat that much jam
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He love this kind of milk ❤️
December 4, 2024 at 6:09 PM
He love this kind of milk ❤️
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can confirm that the “Shaq doing a vicious dunk” ornament I acquired in the early 1990s has once again made it to the family Christmas tree
December 4, 2024 at 3:25 PM
can confirm that the “Shaq doing a vicious dunk” ornament I acquired in the early 1990s has once again made it to the family Christmas tree
howling i am a victim of autism
December 4, 2024 at 5:44 PM
howling i am a victim of autism
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in a way, Nosferatu, the story of a beautiful woman who’s been haunted since childhood by uncomfortably romantic thoughts about a grotesque monstrous recluse living alone in the mountains, being released on Christmas Day is the perfect tribute to the holiday queen herself: Martha May Whovier
December 3, 2024 at 6:16 AM
in a way, Nosferatu, the story of a beautiful woman who’s been haunted since childhood by uncomfortably romantic thoughts about a grotesque monstrous recluse living alone in the mountains, being released on Christmas Day is the perfect tribute to the holiday queen herself: Martha May Whovier
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Tall women? Short men? What’s next
December 4, 2024 at 4:16 AM
Tall women? Short men? What’s next
fun wocky fact: it took longer to get my crowns fitted and glued on today than it did for korea to resolve its latest coup attempt
December 4, 2024 at 3:25 AM
fun wocky fact: it took longer to get my crowns fitted and glued on today than it did for korea to resolve its latest coup attempt
a year ago id've thought this was cute but the dipshit ai just makes me wanna strangle whoever brought this idea up
December 4, 2024 at 3:22 AM
a year ago id've thought this was cute but the dipshit ai just makes me wanna strangle whoever brought this idea up