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Cougarton Abbess
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I CAN BRING THE TYPE OF VIBE TO THE PARTY THAT NOBODY LIKES AND I MAKE EVERYBODY SAD 👏🎶👏
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March 19, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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Did not know Elmo was an Eagles fan
February 10, 2025 at 3:29 AM
You know what the 2018 super bowl nail biter was thrilling, but I vastly prefer this relaxing, stress-free massacre GO BIRDS
February 10, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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THESE MOD KIDS WILL DANCE TO ANYTHING
February 6, 2025 at 3:54 PM
as we await the superbowl i invite everyone to present burnt offerings for the #Eagles at the great philly house of worship, the fuck tomb
January 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
what the fuck
January 21, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Roasting chicken

#caturday
January 18, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Current mood
White Cat by Sal Meijer (1877-1965) www.christies.com/en/lot/lot-5...
January 15, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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The ol Philly two step.
A cigar and a cigarette, classic Birds
January 13, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I used to think I had an amazing and special talent for knowing right upon meeting someone if we would become good friends. Now I realize I am just really good at detecting ADHD
January 9, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I am exhausted
Meta literally created a LGBTQ exception for calling someone mentally ill as an insult. You can't do it for any other group except LGBTQ people.
January 8, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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🎶 You know mambo number one
Two, three, and four
You know mambo number six,
Seven, and more
But do you recall?
The most famous mambo of all?
*Lou Bega sidles in*
December 14, 2024 at 11:50 PM
#SpotifyWrapped once again calling me gay and predictable in 50 different languages and as always they are correct
December 4, 2024 at 3:29 PM
binge watching Love is Blind is turning me into a full-blown misandrist
December 2, 2024 at 4:00 PM
Imprisoned against my will
November 24, 2024 at 7:07 PM
just started crying out of nowhere last night and then stopped just as abruptly one minute later, so this feels correct
mental health break? you bet it did
November 22, 2024 at 3:38 PM
the universe aligned in such a way that I got my flu and COVID shots the day after I sprained my ankle, so I can now use 1 out of 4 limbs. If anyone wants to come roll me around in my office chair I have Twix for compensation

Anyway go get your shots before they go away forever I guess ha ha
November 19, 2024 at 5:53 PM
THIS IS THE KIND OF JOURNALISM I WANT TO SEE CROSSING MY FEED EVERY DAY
There are thousands of dog toys. So why are so many dogs obsessed with Lamb Chop, a stuffed-animal version of the 1960s puppet? Kate Lindsay investigates:
Why Are Dogs So Obsessed With Lamb Chop?
In a market with thousands of toys, somehow the 1960s puppet has become ubiquitous.
theatln.tc
November 18, 2024 at 6:32 PM
Please admire my cat he is very handsome
November 17, 2024 at 12:43 AM
Doug Burgum looks like a Purge mask that came to life one day
November 16, 2024 at 1:26 AM
I'm still learning this platform so I'm both sharing & saving for my own reference
one of the reasons bluesky works differently is because early users waged a successful fight to get the devs to prioritize safety features to protect communities at risk

as a result bluesky now has a suite of controls that i think are unmatched on social media

here’s the list, lmk what i’ve missed
November 14, 2024 at 7:48 PM