Nikki
mangomagneto.bsky.social
Nikki
@mangomagneto.bsky.social
Emmy award losing comedy writer
Just saw a tiktok arguing omegaverse achieved what hamlet couldn't according to ts eliot I'm dying
January 22, 2026 at 2:58 AM
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Bernie Sanders spoke forcefully about worker’s rights and some fucker said “I was so frightened—I had a traumatic flashback to my abusive father” you did all this because you didn’t want restaurant workers to make minimum wage
January 21, 2026 at 1:59 AM
hippotato
January 22, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Toni Collette as Mayor Margot Cleary-Lopez. In the current political situation especially.
January 9, 2026 at 12:17 PM
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I hope people of conscience around the world launch a BDS movement against the USA to increase economic costs on my failed state homeland until we are ready to behave like a civilized society.
The U.S. is functionally now a pariah state and must be treated as such until the cancer rotting out the heart of the White House is cut out.
January 3, 2026 at 7:39 AM
I was in my car on the way to a first date that I wasn't really feeling and for the first time in my life I wondered whether I should tell a friend where I was and with whom.
November 19, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Donica Lewinsky is frying me
November 15, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Clinton has the opportunity to do the funniest press conference of all time
November 15, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Suck my brown socialist dick Chuck Schumer
November 5, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Trump's family is making more off of crypto than all their previous business ventures and on top of that it's being used as an open invitation to bribe them.

This is corruption and should be illegal in like three different ways.
Trump just told CBS he doesn't know who Changpeng Zhao is — the cryptocurrency billionaire he pardoned last month with ties to the first family's own crypto venture.
November 4, 2025 at 6:36 AM
I love spooky lake month
October 9, 2025 at 6:30 AM
I met a bunch of new people recently and someone had the gall to explain to me that things are harder for other people because they're neurodivergent, meanwhile I'm extroverted.

I was like, -nothing- about my personality is a result of a neurotypical mind, my friend.
September 30, 2025 at 6:37 AM
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dismantling the centre till it cannot hold: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!

when the blood-dimmed tide is loosed: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
September 11, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I have an irrational hatred for the term "bride tribe". Why are we letting marketing people get away with that. It's not fun or whimsical. It's not even a rhyme.
August 21, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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reverse heist movie where a single snake has to chase all the priests back into ireland
August 9, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Look I love reading and I want kids to love it too but reading has very little to do with compassion. Well read people routinely massacred and marginalized illiterate people most of human history.
July 7, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Signed back on here just because I heard this and I couldn't believe it lol
June 6, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Americans have been testing the limits of how much we can be bullies in the world while our citizens are ignorant for so long... It is starting to feel like we deserve what's coming.
April 14, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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Can people stop looking at something the US government is doing and being like "omg we've become just like [insert Asian country]!!"

Cause idk how to tell you but this is just the US being the US
April 13, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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60 Minutes found no criminal record for 75% of the Venezuelan migrants the U.S. sent to a mega-prison in El Salvador. https://cbsn.ws/4lC4Vp5
April 7, 2025 at 1:29 AM
They should invent a knee replacement surgery that works
April 2, 2025 at 4:13 AM
People with dogs should live in segregated neighborhoods, if don't want to navigate Rufus's shits on a walk
I think people who let their dogs out at 5am to just bark endlessly for two hours nonstop should be hit by a meteor.
April 2, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Every time I see that clip of Kendrick accepting the Grammy I think of that woman saying how dissonant it is that he looks like a cute teddy bear in his matching denim while winning for the hater anthem of all time.
February 8, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Guess I'm glad I bought the only Neil Gaiman books I own second hand
January 14, 2025 at 7:29 AM
why do some of the Bene gesserit believe in the religion they explicitly made up to control people? Dune: Prophecy really lost the plot
December 28, 2024 at 12:10 AM