Mandapolis
@mandapolis.bsky.social
Awkward Polygon, Disaster Bisexual (she/her). Dirty socialist, enjoyer of plants, scary movies and music, and all fiber related arts.
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Metroidvanias are either Protestant or Catholic. Castlevania? Catholic, of course. Metroid? Protestant. Blasphemous is Catholic. Dead Cells, Protestant.
Hollow Knight is Protestant, but Hollow Knight: Silksong is Catholic. That's why people are complaining the game is hard. Cause it's Catholic now.
Hollow Knight is Protestant, but Hollow Knight: Silksong is Catholic. That's why people are complaining the game is hard. Cause it's Catholic now.
September 7, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Metroidvanias are either Protestant or Catholic. Castlevania? Catholic, of course. Metroid? Protestant. Blasphemous is Catholic. Dead Cells, Protestant.
Hollow Knight is Protestant, but Hollow Knight: Silksong is Catholic. That's why people are complaining the game is hard. Cause it's Catholic now.
Hollow Knight is Protestant, but Hollow Knight: Silksong is Catholic. That's why people are complaining the game is hard. Cause it's Catholic now.
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Agreed with the Cooler Heads here. This act of political violence may one day soon serve as pretext to justify federal occupation of progressive cities or even unaccountable militias imprisoning people of color without due process at impenetrable, inhumane black sites. Well, I sure hope not!
September 10, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Agreed with the Cooler Heads here. This act of political violence may one day soon serve as pretext to justify federal occupation of progressive cities or even unaccountable militias imprisoning people of color without due process at impenetrable, inhumane black sites. Well, I sure hope not!
Jumping on this dumb trend. Also, after I submitted I remembered The Substance and probably would've switched out Mandy for The Substance instead.
June 26, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Jumping on this dumb trend. Also, after I submitted I remembered The Substance and probably would've switched out Mandy for The Substance instead.
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andrew cuomo is emblematic of everything people despise about the democratic party and zohran is everything people want in politics, he represents hope for a better world
June 25, 2025 at 1:40 AM
andrew cuomo is emblematic of everything people despise about the democratic party and zohran is everything people want in politics, he represents hope for a better world
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At this moment, as we slide deep into fascism, the Dems are once again circling the wagons around a sex pest to make sure A Guy Who Actually Believes Things doesn't win
Former President Bill Clinton is endorsing former Gov. Andrew Cuomo, his former HUD secretary, as the Democratic establishment tries to attempt to ensure Zohran Mamdani does not win the Democratic primary for NYC mayor. www.nytimes.com/2025/06/22/n...
Bill Clinton Endorses Andrew Cuomo for New York City Mayor
www.nytimes.com
June 22, 2025 at 2:42 PM
At this moment, as we slide deep into fascism, the Dems are once again circling the wagons around a sex pest to make sure A Guy Who Actually Believes Things doesn't win
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Holy shit this video is actually happening
Watch till the end it gets uncanny
Watch till the end it gets uncanny
June 13, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Holy shit this video is actually happening
Watch till the end it gets uncanny
Watch till the end it gets uncanny
Polis is notorious for blocking our legislators from improving things. Everyone needs to remember this if he ever tries to run for any other office after this.
The Worker Protection Act received unanimous support from Colorado's Democratic legislators and was backed by the state's labor movement. On Friday, Gov. Jared Polis vetoed it. My latest with @prospect.org:
prospect.org/labor/2025-0...
prospect.org/labor/2025-0...
The Democrats’ One and Only Union-Busting Governor
Colorado’s Democratic legislature voted to repeal the state’s de facto right-to-work law. On Friday, Gov. Jared Polis vetoed it.
prospect.org
May 20, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Polis is notorious for blocking our legislators from improving things. Everyone needs to remember this if he ever tries to run for any other office after this.
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Completely forgot, last month, so here's a 3mo Jade plant update! Jade plant is ✨thriving✨ Sorry for the dark pic, it's gloomy out today.
May 7, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Completely forgot, last month, so here's a 3mo Jade plant update! Jade plant is ✨thriving✨ Sorry for the dark pic, it's gloomy out today.
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my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content
April 8, 2025 at 3:07 AM
my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content
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I'm a one-issue voter, and this is that issue. I want to lose $100k every month on something called Groincoin or $hart, and I don't want the fucking GOVERNMENT telling me I can't. Also I have injured 100% of my body in interactions with hot dog rollers at 7/11. www.nytimes.com/2025/02/27/b...
S.E.C. Declares Memecoins Are Not Subject to Oversight
The agency said the novelty digital assets were not securities, a month after President Trump issued his own memecoin.
www.nytimes.com
February 28, 2025 at 5:37 AM
I'm a one-issue voter, and this is that issue. I want to lose $100k every month on something called Groincoin or $hart, and I don't want the fucking GOVERNMENT telling me I can't. Also I have injured 100% of my body in interactions with hot dog rollers at 7/11. www.nytimes.com/2025/02/27/b...
Every time these past two weeks I've gotten upset at the news I open the Tesla stock ticker and get a little happier again.
February 27, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Every time these past two weeks I've gotten upset at the news I open the Tesla stock ticker and get a little happier again.
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Remember:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eg3_...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eg3_...
The Whitest Kids U' Know - I want to kill the president
YouTube video by Weidmann
www.youtube.com
February 4, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Remember:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eg3_...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eg3_...
As someone who actually has a 401k I don't even care, let all these tech companies burn.
January 27, 2025 at 6:31 PM
As someone who actually has a 401k I don't even care, let all these tech companies burn.
Just finished Wild at Heart. The mom's nails were just *chef's kiss*. David Lynch is so good. Laura Dern is too beautiful for the world.
January 25, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Just finished Wild at Heart. The mom's nails were just *chef's kiss*. David Lynch is so good. Laura Dern is too beautiful for the world.
God damn 2025 can you just chill with the gut punches for like, 2 seconds?
David Lynch, Visionary Director of ‘Twin Peaks’ and ‘Blue Velvet,’ Dies at 78 variety.com/2025/film/ne...
David Lynch, Visionary Director of ‘Twin Peaks’ and ‘Blue Velvet,’ Dies at 78
Director David Lynch, who radicalized American film with with a dark, surrealistic artistic vision in films like 'Blue Velvet,' has died. He was 78.
variety.com
January 16, 2025 at 6:43 PM
God damn 2025 can you just chill with the gut punches for like, 2 seconds?
One month update on rescued Jade plant. Repotted, consistent water, and some new growth is coming in! 💚💚💚
January 16, 2025 at 6:02 PM
One month update on rescued Jade plant. Repotted, consistent water, and some new growth is coming in! 💚💚💚
Finding and listening to Ethel Cain's Perverts is healing my soul this week. It's so so good.
January 16, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Finding and listening to Ethel Cain's Perverts is healing my soul this week. It's so so good.
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I am a kind and honest man just trying my best to be a good person, here sign this NDA
January 15, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I am a kind and honest man just trying my best to be a good person, here sign this NDA
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Can't tell you how happy I am that I never got all those Harry Potter and Sandman tattoos I was planning on getting when I was 16. What an absolute piece of shit Neil Gaiman is. Oh and as someone who has actually seen and spoken to Amanda Palmer, a very enthusiastic "Fuck You" to you as well.
January 13, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Can't tell you how happy I am that I never got all those Harry Potter and Sandman tattoos I was planning on getting when I was 16. What an absolute piece of shit Neil Gaiman is. Oh and as someone who has actually seen and spoken to Amanda Palmer, a very enthusiastic "Fuck You" to you as well.
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Now this, this is looting. Ain’t nobody gonna be arrested for it either.
January 11, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Now this, this is looting. Ain’t nobody gonna be arrested for it either.
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Who is up for a short thread on the intriguing parallels between OpenAI and Enron, as told by one of Enron's investment bankers -- that is to say, me? Here goes...
January 6, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Who is up for a short thread on the intriguing parallels between OpenAI and Enron, as told by one of Enron's investment bankers -- that is to say, me? Here goes...
Rescuing this abandoned Jade plant at my work. Gonna repot it and give it some love. Hopefully it survives.
December 12, 2024 at 7:57 PM
Rescuing this abandoned Jade plant at my work. Gonna repot it and give it some love. Hopefully it survives.