Mandalf
@mandalf3000.bsky.social
Mom, alleged data scientist, figure skating fan, Minnesota sports endurer, what are hobbies?
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i think the "birds are dinosaurs" thing actually makes dinosaurs much scarier if you think about being chased by a goose
August 17, 2023 at 7:10 PM
i think the "birds are dinosaurs" thing actually makes dinosaurs much scarier if you think about being chased by a goose
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picard: initiate self-destruct sequence
computer: enter password
picard: P!caRd420
computer: enter password
picard: P!caRd420
July 26, 2023 at 4:35 PM
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I know her!
world's largest buffalo (46' long, 26' high, 60 tons), jamestown, north dakota, 1990
July 24, 2023 at 2:36 PM
I know her!
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In the 90s I had a Sinatra-obsessed pal who said he couldn’t stand Tony Bennett’s voice and then I told him that Tony Bennett was Sinatra’s favorite vocalist and he got really mad, dropped his red solo cup & stomped out of the room.
I cherish the hell out of that moment in time.
Rest well, Tony
I cherish the hell out of that moment in time.
Rest well, Tony
July 21, 2023 at 4:00 PM
In the 90s I had a Sinatra-obsessed pal who said he couldn’t stand Tony Bennett’s voice and then I told him that Tony Bennett was Sinatra’s favorite vocalist and he got really mad, dropped his red solo cup & stomped out of the room.
I cherish the hell out of that moment in time.
Rest well, Tony
I cherish the hell out of that moment in time.
Rest well, Tony
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me walking into oppenheimer after seeing barbie
July 19, 2023 at 9:04 PM
me walking into oppenheimer after seeing barbie
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The reality is almost always that “the business has changed” because management changed it, systematically and deliberately, with the specific goal of reducing costs and holding down wages. This is true across basically every unionized sector.
July 13, 2023 at 7:25 PM
The reality is almost always that “the business has changed” because management changed it, systematically and deliberately, with the specific goal of reducing costs and holding down wages. This is true across basically every unionized sector.
TikToks and IG Reels are fun and all but it confuses me to no end seeing people replicate the exact same joke/bit over and over that they got from some other content creator…
July 12, 2023 at 9:11 PM
TikToks and IG Reels are fun and all but it confuses me to no end seeing people replicate the exact same joke/bit over and over that they got from some other content creator…
Liz Lemon, Daria, and Juno
1/2 Midwestern Mom, 1/2 Maude Lebowski, fluidly a small, dirty raccoon
July 12, 2023 at 9:07 PM
Liz Lemon, Daria, and Juno
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July 11, 2023 at 4:02 PM
Yes! YES!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 https://www.insidethegames.biz/articles/1138807/ksoc-wants-ioc-investigation-sotnikova
KSOC wants IOC probe into Sochi 2014 gold medallist Sotnikova's doping comments
The Korean Sport & Olympic Committee wants the International Olympic
Committee to investigate the comments of Russian figure skater Adelina
Sotnikova, who admitted she returned a positive doping test ...
www.insidethegames.biz
July 11, 2023 at 3:51 PM
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I used to want to be a billionaire but then I found out you have to spend your vacation with the bad Supreme Court justices
July 9, 2023 at 8:05 PM
I used to want to be a billionaire but then I found out you have to spend your vacation with the bad Supreme Court justices
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Please use ALT text! The most helpful advice I’ve received from someone with visual impairments is to act like you’re describing the image to a friend over the phone. Read this thread for more guidance.
A SIMPLE GUIDE TO PROVIDING USEFUL ALT ON BLUESKY
1/ ALT's sole function on Bluesky is to provide an autonomous & as fully equivalent an experience of an image as possible for the blind/VI & neurodivergent
If you can see it & read it, I should be able to feel or hear it without leaving Bluesky
1/ ALT's sole function on Bluesky is to provide an autonomous & as fully equivalent an experience of an image as possible for the blind/VI & neurodivergent
If you can see it & read it, I should be able to feel or hear it without leaving Bluesky
July 8, 2023 at 9:57 PM
Please use ALT text! The most helpful advice I’ve received from someone with visual impairments is to act like you’re describing the image to a friend over the phone. Read this thread for more guidance.
My #TSTheErasTour Surprise Song™️ prediction for tonight is Back to December (because 💜)
July 7, 2023 at 3:05 PM
My #TSTheErasTour Surprise Song™️ prediction for tonight is Back to December (because 💜)
Well, shit!
I deactivated my threads account already but it turns out you can’t delete your threads account *without also deleting your Instagram account* so maybe just don’t sign up!
July 6, 2023 at 1:32 PM
Well, shit!
This tracks
Bluesky is for people who are terminally online in the “it’s ya boy tarantula dick” sort of way while Threads is for people who are terminally online in the “everything in my life is Content” sort of way
July 6, 2023 at 1:31 PM
This tracks
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My son went to archery camp and he wanted to share his joke with you
Why couldn't the green pepper do archery?
He didn't habanero
Why couldn't the green pepper do archery?
He didn't habanero
July 5, 2023 at 10:59 PM
My son went to archery camp and he wanted to share his joke with you
Why couldn't the green pepper do archery?
He didn't habanero
Why couldn't the green pepper do archery?
He didn't habanero
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Celebrating the traditional way
July 4, 2023 at 4:09 PM
Celebrating the traditional way
Small men with too much money are bad for the world
July 2, 2023 at 12:45 AM
Small men with too much money are bad for the world
I guess I’m… turning on WaPo and Strib push notifications?
July 1, 2023 at 9:21 PM
I guess I’m… turning on WaPo and Strib push notifications?
Everyone be cool I invited my mom (love you Mom!!)
July 1, 2023 at 9:01 PM
Everyone be cool I invited my mom (love you Mom!!)
At this point I need to soak my feet in a vat of calamine lotion or else I might itch into oblivion 🦟
June 20, 2023 at 11:50 PM
At this point I need to soak my feet in a vat of calamine lotion or else I might itch into oblivion 🦟
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Do we have to wait until Pat Robertson is in his grave to piss on it or can we prefill?
June 8, 2023 at 2:01 PM
Do we have to wait until Pat Robertson is in his grave to piss on it or can we prefill?
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I'm always thrown by how the guys who claim to want to see lots of data are shown lots of data on the effectiveness of transition care and other forms of trans medical care, but they reject it because it doesn't "feel" right to them, thus allowing them to get easily snowed by charlatans and ghouls.
I can't stop thinking about this section of the Atlantic profile of CNN CEO Chris Licht.
This "You can't even ask questions anymore!" stuff is BS.
Licht has hired 0 trans people as on-air talent. Who's really being "silenced" here?
This "You can't even ask questions anymore!" stuff is BS.
Licht has hired 0 trans people as on-air talent. Who's really being "silenced" here?
June 6, 2023 at 12:29 AM
I'm always thrown by how the guys who claim to want to see lots of data are shown lots of data on the effectiveness of transition care and other forms of trans medical care, but they reject it because it doesn't "feel" right to them, thus allowing them to get easily snowed by charlatans and ghouls.