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Ed Hauck
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StP by day, Mpls by night
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Man, I bet the NRA is going to be furious when they hear that jack-booted thugs from the federal government executed a law-abiding citizen for exercising his Second Amendment right to carry a handgun.

Any second now, I'm sure.

He was a white guy, if that helps?

Hello? NRA?
January 24, 2026 at 8:56 PM
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Pretti clearly did not brandish his gun. Which means the government is saying he was killed for legally exercising his right to carry.

It’s as clear-cut a violation of the Second Amendment as I can possibly imagine. And we’re about to see the bulk of the gun rights crowd defend his murder.
January 24, 2026 at 8:55 PM
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ICE thinks Minnesotans will eventually give up, it’s like they’re unfamiliar with Vikings fandom
January 24, 2026 at 1:05 AM
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The people who'll tell you today's murder victim in Minnesota shouldn't have turned up to a protest carrying a gun are the same people who said Kyle Rittenhouse was perfectly entitled to do the same thing.
January 24, 2026 at 5:58 PM
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We have been told for nearly 30 years that America needed to tolerate mass shootings because the broad availability of guns would help us defend ourselves from an overreaching federal government. That day has come. The people who said this are supporting the federal agents. Many have joined them.
January 24, 2026 at 6:02 PM
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“Everyone should be allowed to carry a gun for their safety but the government can murder you in the street if you have a gun” is an incredible endpoint for the conservative moment
January 24, 2026 at 5:48 PM
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All of this is fucking senseless. Minnesota did not have an immigration problem. Trump sent his Nazi thugs here because he's racist against Somali people and to own libs like Tim Walz. Now two Minnesotans are dead and Minneapolis is on the verge of going up in flames. None. Of. This. Was. Necessary.
January 24, 2026 at 4:55 PM
January 22, 2026 at 9:43 PM
January 15, 2026 at 2:25 AM
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Everything that’s happened over the past six months has been a response to an imaginary crisis. There is no immigrant invasion. No trade crisis. No scientific or governance crisis. Just people completely high off their own supply trying to fundamentally reorder society. None of this had to happen.
June 9, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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Your periodic reminder that the reason all of the awful & illegal things keep happening in 🇺🇸 politics - dating back through torture to Iran-Contra to Watergate all the way back to 1865 - is because there are never any actual consequences for all of the awful & illegal things happening in 🇺🇸 politics.
The open monetization of the presidency, in plain sight. Of course he's doing it, because he did it at his hotel the last time in 2017-21, & there were absolutely no consequences for it. As it turns out, people respond to incentives. Total, complete, shameful failure of the constitutional order.
Trump dined last night with (largely-foreign) interests who accumulated $150 million worth of his personal cryptocurrency.

How the 47th president is cashing in on public office, and making the world safe for corruption:
May 23, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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This cavapoo loves you so much. ❤️#happymothersday #dogsofbluesky
May 11, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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On this date in 1978, Robert Pollard threw a no-hitter for Wright State University.
May 11, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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When it's a May Day parade and a white trumpeter swan gives you a hug. @malibusands.bsky.social
May 4, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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Every time I get a journalist call for comment now I close my remarks with “members of a government that believes it is not bound by the rule of law are not entitled to its protection.”
March 11, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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This asshole raised prices and ruined your retirement savings, and now he's out golfing for the rest of the weekend.
April 4, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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You can totally see how this mf bankrupted a casino.
April 3, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Trump Tariffs tank markets.
Trump just made a new announcement about tariffs from the WH. Hopefully, you don’t have any retirement savings in the stock market.
March 3, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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In this instance, standing up against and defying the United States of America is the morally, geopolitically, and strategically right decision.
In an extraordinary display of public support, heads of state, heads of government, and foreign ministers from all over Europe and Canada are posting in support of Ukraine in response to the Oval Office meeting with Trump, Zelenskyy, and Vance.
February 28, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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If the test of a theory is its predictive power, then Trump-Russia is the most robust theory in all contemporary political science.
February 25, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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in his grocery bags? $20 eggs
Portuguese editorial cartoonist Zez Vaz reaches back to Tiananmen Square to call on American defiance.
February 15, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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January 30, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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Yeah, I’m super happy that someone from a nationalized Oklahoma National Guard will be deciding whether they agree that my kids became citizens upon adoption.
Tom Homan: "If I gotta send twice as many officers to LA because we're not getting any assistance, then that's what we're going to do. We got a mandate. President Trump is serious about this. I'm serious about it. This is gonna happen with or without you."
November 22, 2024 at 9:14 PM