Malcolm Fairbairn
@malcfairbairn.bsky.social
Physics Professor KCL - particle physics and cosmology theory. Views appear to be my own (free will?) either way are not those of King's College London
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Students, apply for a CERN summer studentship. Greatest experience ever!
Deadline 26 January 2026. careers.cern/programmes/s...
(It's not just for physicists. Check it out.)
Deadline 26 January 2026. careers.cern/programmes/s...
(It's not just for physicists. Check it out.)
Summer Studentship
Programme overview Join the CERN Summer Student Programme and dive into cutting-edge research. You’ll work on advanced scientific and technical projects, contributing directly to CERN’s…
careers.cern
November 15, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Students, apply for a CERN summer studentship. Greatest experience ever!
Deadline 26 January 2026. careers.cern/programmes/s...
(It's not just for physicists. Check it out.)
Deadline 26 January 2026. careers.cern/programmes/s...
(It's not just for physicists. Check it out.)
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This paper was written with my great collaborators at King's College London @kingsnmes.bsky.social : Malcolm Fairbairn @malcfairbairn.bsky.social and María Olalla Olea-Romacho. You can download it here: arxiv.org/abs/2511.016...
Is $Λ$CDM on the run? Reconciling the CMB with the Lyman-$α$ Forest
We present new constraints on the scale dependence of the primordial power spectrum by combining Planck, ACT DR6, SPT-3G and eBOSS Lyman-$α$ forest data, extending sensitivity to smaller comoving scal...
arxiv.org
November 4, 2025 at 9:36 AM
This paper was written with my great collaborators at King's College London @kingsnmes.bsky.social : Malcolm Fairbairn @malcfairbairn.bsky.social and María Olalla Olea-Romacho. You can download it here: arxiv.org/abs/2511.016...
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CARTOON OF THE DAY
(From @mluckovichajc)
(From @mluckovichajc)
November 7, 2025 at 2:01 AM
CARTOON OF THE DAY
(From @mluckovichajc)
(From @mluckovichajc)
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Mathematical Physics MSci at UoN earmarked for closure as mgmt start the cuts. As the custodians of Einstein’s famous blackboard, this is especially worrying. Will we still teach his greatest ideas in years to come? @uonucu.bsky.social @ucu.org.uk
November 6, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Mathematical Physics MSci at UoN earmarked for closure as mgmt start the cuts. As the custodians of Einstein’s famous blackboard, this is especially worrying. Will we still teach his greatest ideas in years to come? @uonucu.bsky.social @ucu.org.uk
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The Spectator are confused.
It's not going to be cost free.
Billionaires are going to pay more.
Join.greenparty.org.uk
It's not going to be cost free.
Billionaires are going to pay more.
Join.greenparty.org.uk
November 6, 2025 at 8:57 AM
The Spectator are confused.
It's not going to be cost free.
Billionaires are going to pay more.
Join.greenparty.org.uk
It's not going to be cost free.
Billionaires are going to pay more.
Join.greenparty.org.uk
Frankie Says RELAX
October 25, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Frankie Says RELAX
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A complex solar halo with a full 360° parhelic circle was seen in Greenland on Oct 16, 2025.✨️✨️✨️
October 24, 2025 at 4:00 AM
A complex solar halo with a full 360° parhelic circle was seen in Greenland on Oct 16, 2025.✨️✨️✨️
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Let's unravel the mystery of Saturn's polar hexagon.
A jet stream speeds around the pole at 320 km/h (200 mph). That’s common among planets, but what's not is that it oscillates up and down *very* stably. Each low point of this sine wave becomes a corner of a hexagon, when projected onto a sphere:
A jet stream speeds around the pole at 320 km/h (200 mph). That’s common among planets, but what's not is that it oscillates up and down *very* stably. Each low point of this sine wave becomes a corner of a hexagon, when projected onto a sphere:
October 22, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Let's unravel the mystery of Saturn's polar hexagon.
A jet stream speeds around the pole at 320 km/h (200 mph). That’s common among planets, but what's not is that it oscillates up and down *very* stably. Each low point of this sine wave becomes a corner of a hexagon, when projected onto a sphere:
A jet stream speeds around the pole at 320 km/h (200 mph). That’s common among planets, but what's not is that it oscillates up and down *very* stably. Each low point of this sine wave becomes a corner of a hexagon, when projected onto a sphere:
Oh, hi, yeah by the way, US democratic party, Trump is getting the credit for this peace deal because you were so useless. Trump. Think about that.
October 13, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Oh, hi, yeah by the way, US democratic party, Trump is getting the credit for this peace deal because you were so useless. Trump. Think about that.
I've long thought Eric Clapton was a ****. AI algorithms pushing me towards the history of rock and roll indicate to me that he was bigger **** than I thought he was.
October 13, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I've long thought Eric Clapton was a ****. AI algorithms pushing me towards the history of rock and roll indicate to me that he was bigger **** than I thought he was.
I shared my journey home with my partner then I idly clicked on the link I'd sent her. 12 minutes, but my journey says 13 minutes. Now re-evaluating my interpretation of quantum mechanics.
October 13, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I shared my journey home with my partner then I idly clicked on the link I'd sent her. 12 minutes, but my journey says 13 minutes. Now re-evaluating my interpretation of quantum mechanics.
Can't complain...
October 11, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Can't complain...
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Chris Mason, Nick Eardley and Laura Kuenssberg are probably very busy, which is why they haven't yet launched their relentless pursuit of Farage's tax affairs and financial arrangements. But they will. At some point. I'm certain.
September 17, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Chris Mason, Nick Eardley and Laura Kuenssberg are probably very busy, which is why they haven't yet launched their relentless pursuit of Farage's tax affairs and financial arrangements. But they will. At some point. I'm certain.
There is quite some irony buying stop the boats flags from Ali Express
September 18, 2025 at 7:51 AM
There is quite some irony buying stop the boats flags from Ali Express
post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains
September 16, 2025 at 12:02 PM
post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains
Does anybody remember when Clinton bombed a paracetamol factory in East Africa to divert attention from the Monica Lewinski story?
September 11, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Does anybody remember when Clinton bombed a paracetamol factory in East Africa to divert attention from the Monica Lewinski story?
Whoops, I guess you saw this @bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Great North Run medals show Sunderland instead of Newcastle
Medals given to participants use an image of Sunderland, which has no connection to the event.
www.bbc.co.uk
September 8, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Whoops, I guess you saw this @bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Starmer has the worst political instincts of any party leader in history. His entire strategy is trying to appease a bunch of people who already decided years ago they hated him. Meanwhile he's pissing off everybody who tolerated him.
September 7, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Starmer has the worst political instincts of any party leader in history. His entire strategy is trying to appease a bunch of people who already decided years ago they hated him. Meanwhile he's pissing off everybody who tolerated him.
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This is vile. Local guy speaks to Sky News about the impact of asylum seekers protests. Watch what happens and share widely
September 3, 2025 at 10:33 PM
This is vile. Local guy speaks to Sky News about the impact of asylum seekers protests. Watch what happens and share widely
Oh yes it is!
I'll never understand why it was ok for the Tories to cheer Tebbit when he celebrated his Dad because he "got on his bike and looked for work" but immigrants can't do the exact same. It's because they're brown isn't it.
September 3, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Oh yes it is!
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Alas! It is 68 years since the world was deprived of Peter Freuchen, anthropologist, arctic explorer, writer, WWII resistance fighter, quiz show contestant, film star, friend of Mae West, fucking enormous geezer, and maker of tools from frozen excrement
September 2, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Alas! It is 68 years since the world was deprived of Peter Freuchen, anthropologist, arctic explorer, writer, WWII resistance fighter, quiz show contestant, film star, friend of Mae West, fucking enormous geezer, and maker of tools from frozen excrement
The responses to this tweet are pretty bad. Starmer is in a bit of a pickle.
"Where they peddle false hope and pursue division through polarisation, we must continue to deliver on credible policy commitments for everyone."
Robert Knowles-Leak of Hold Fast Labour on Zack Polanski's election as Green Party leader
Robert Knowles-Leak of Hold Fast Labour on Zack Polanski's election as Green Party leader
'In electing Polanski, the Green Party has chosen protest over credibility' - LabourList
Tempting as it may seem to simply argue Labour should adopt chunks of the Green manifesto, we must stick to our values and highlight where they differ from Polanski.
labourlist.org
September 2, 2025 at 8:50 PM
The responses to this tweet are pretty bad. Starmer is in a bit of a pickle.
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📸 Gabriel Puyana
August 31, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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