Malleus Aforethought
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So… A BP agent filmed in LA in June kidnapping someone from a Walmart got arrested by Long Beach cops after drunkenly flashing his service pistol in a women’s restroom. He demanded they call BP Commander Bovino. After making bail he died of a drug OD at his parents house. lbpost.com/news/isaiah-...
A viral arrest, a drunken brawl and an overdose: the last days of a notorious Border Patrol agent
We obtained hours of body-camera video that give the fullest — and perhaps last — glimpse of Agent Isaiah Hodgson’s mindset when he became a flashpoint in the fight over immigration raids.
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November 15, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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....aaaaaaand like clockwork, the Dem fund-rsising emails have started arriving. You what Dems? FUCK. You. Fucking quisling vychies.
November 13, 2025 at 3:30 PM
....aaaaaaand like clockwork, the Dem fund-rsising emails have started arriving. You what Dems? FUCK. You. Fucking quisling vychies.
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The shutdown has ended and we might all end up with devastatingly expensive healthcare costs, but at least we... *checks notes* ...destroyed the hemp industry.
November 13, 2025 at 2:28 PM
The shutdown has ended and we might all end up with devastatingly expensive healthcare costs, but at least we... *checks notes* ...destroyed the hemp industry.
@michaelianblack.bsky.social ya'll need to do one more episode this season just so you can cover Schumer on the Offendometer segment
November 12, 2025 at 4:17 AM
@michaelianblack.bsky.social ya'll need to do one more episode this season just so you can cover Schumer on the Offendometer segment
Just have to say:
Fuck Cox. Fuck Cox with giant cholla cactus. And fuck the asshole politicians that gave us internet monopolies with another one.
Fuck Cox. Fuck Cox with giant cholla cactus. And fuck the asshole politicians that gave us internet monopolies with another one.
November 11, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Just have to say:
Fuck Cox. Fuck Cox with giant cholla cactus. And fuck the asshole politicians that gave us internet monopolies with another one.
Fuck Cox. Fuck Cox with giant cholla cactus. And fuck the asshole politicians that gave us internet monopolies with another one.
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A lot of people have suffered, but at least it was for nothing.
November 10, 2025 at 1:29 AM
A lot of people have suffered, but at least it was for nothing.
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Dick Cheney did more than anyone else to build up expansive and destructive executive branch powers in the wake of 9/11; he lived to see another president turn those same powers against his own daughter.
He should be a warning sign to the GOP today but too many of them are in the cult.
He should be a warning sign to the GOP today but too many of them are in the cult.
November 4, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Dick Cheney did more than anyone else to build up expansive and destructive executive branch powers in the wake of 9/11; he lived to see another president turn those same powers against his own daughter.
He should be a warning sign to the GOP today but too many of them are in the cult.
He should be a warning sign to the GOP today but too many of them are in the cult.
Polka dot Lady. Fuck yeah!
October 24, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Polka dot Lady. Fuck yeah!
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Please support me on Patreon so I can continue to ...*checks notes* ...gaslight you all.
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October 21, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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So...Idaho...Is the new state motto going to be "Visit beautiful Idaho, catch deadly diseases, death cult with us"?
October 21, 2025 at 8:46 PM
So...Idaho...Is the new state motto going to be "Visit beautiful Idaho, catch deadly diseases, death cult with us"?
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The Cybertruck is the *perfect* piece of evidence to show that Elon really isn't that smart, because *so many* design choices are entirely about "looking cool."
The steering wheel is a tiny hexagon. The turn signal is a button on the steering wheel. The display is a touch screen.
It's *insane.*
The steering wheel is a tiny hexagon. The turn signal is a button on the steering wheel. The display is a touch screen.
It's *insane.*
October 12, 2025 at 4:37 PM
The Cybertruck is the *perfect* piece of evidence to show that Elon really isn't that smart, because *so many* design choices are entirely about "looking cool."
The steering wheel is a tiny hexagon. The turn signal is a button on the steering wheel. The display is a touch screen.
It's *insane.*
The steering wheel is a tiny hexagon. The turn signal is a button on the steering wheel. The display is a touch screen.
It's *insane.*
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Reskeet with a frog to scare ICE
and MELT THE FROZEN COPS
and MELT THE FROZEN COPS
October 11, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Reskeet with a frog to scare ICE
and MELT THE FROZEN COPS
and MELT THE FROZEN COPS
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A photo that says “my ability to remember song lyrics from the 80s far exceeds my ability to remember why I walked into the kitchen.”
September 29, 2025 at 1:01 AM
A photo that says “my ability to remember song lyrics from the 80s far exceeds my ability to remember why I walked into the kitchen.”
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Portland should petition the United Nations for peacekeeping troops.
September 27, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Portland should petition the United Nations for peacekeeping troops.
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September 25, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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*perceived* enemy
September 26, 2025 at 5:24 AM
*perceived* enemy
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Colbert-Kimmel 2028: You can’t shut us up
September 18, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Colbert-Kimmel 2028: You can’t shut us up
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Breaking: Northrop announces work on new stealth strategic bomber that can absolutely not be seen, codename “Epstein Files.”
September 17, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Breaking: Northrop announces work on new stealth strategic bomber that can absolutely not be seen, codename “Epstein Files.”
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Out of Africa
Pretorian dough boy Musk is no Redford, but with nine kids and counting, he should be thinking about three days of the condom.
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Pretorian dough boy Musk is no Redford, but with nine kids and counting, he should be thinking about three days of the condom.
by Maureen Dowd
September 16, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Out of Africa
Pretorian dough boy Musk is no Redford, but with nine kids and counting, he should be thinking about three days of the condom.
by Maureen Dowd
Pretorian dough boy Musk is no Redford, but with nine kids and counting, he should be thinking about three days of the condom.
by Maureen Dowd
Just want say, "Fuck you, RFKJr." Got my COVID vax today, no thanks to moronic death cult quacks like you.
September 15, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Just want say, "Fuck you, RFKJr." Got my COVID vax today, no thanks to moronic death cult quacks like you.
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Happy to see that there’s so much outrage about him but crickets about her… and oh by the way, wasn’t there a school shooting today?
September 11, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Happy to see that there’s so much outrage about him but crickets about her… and oh by the way, wasn’t there a school shooting today?