Michael R.
@majorjazzpants.bsky.social
Hopefully some antisocial fuck doesn’t buy this place too.
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Michael R.
@majorjazzpants.bsky.social
· May 19
This is a John Fetterman Snark Page
@samseder.bsky.social first you were my favorite podcaster, and now you’re my favorite sleep paralysis demon.
October 1, 2025 at 11:21 PM
@samseder.bsky.social first you were my favorite podcaster, and now you’re my favorite sleep paralysis demon.
This is a John Fetterman Snark Page
May 19, 2025 at 9:20 PM
This is a John Fetterman Snark Page
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Guys, JD Vance did NOT kill the Pope and it’s stupid and immature to imply he did. The Pope killed himself after meeting JD Vance.
April 21, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Guys, JD Vance did NOT kill the Pope and it’s stupid and immature to imply he did. The Pope killed himself after meeting JD Vance.
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Waiting on Pete Hegseth’s imminent deportation.
April 20, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Waiting on Pete Hegseth’s imminent deportation.
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JD Vance killed Pope Francis. You cannot change my mind.
April 21, 2025 at 5:20 PM
JD Vance killed Pope Francis. You cannot change my mind.
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Nick Frost is officially playing the new Hagrid
In other news, Nick Frost is officially dead to me
In other news, Nick Frost is officially dead to me
April 14, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Nick Frost is officially playing the new Hagrid
In other news, Nick Frost is officially dead to me
In other news, Nick Frost is officially dead to me
@samseder.bsky.social wanted to compliment you on your Deutsch sprachen on the podcast the other day. For a moment, I was convinced you were a native speaker. 😳 #leftisbest
April 3, 2025 at 12:00 PM
@samseder.bsky.social wanted to compliment you on your Deutsch sprachen on the podcast the other day. For a moment, I was convinced you were a native speaker. 😳 #leftisbest
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This is insane. Every consultant or advisor who has planted this idea in his head should be fired. Then Schumer should resign.
Schumer tells me Republicans might try to jam Democrats again in September, but thinks Trump will be less popular then and Republican appropriators might be more willing to stand up to him. He said they refused to do so now.
March 14, 2025 at 2:29 AM
This is insane. Every consultant or advisor who has planted this idea in his head should be fired. Then Schumer should resign.
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“The $TRUMP memecoin — a financial asset that didn't exist on Friday afternoon — now accounts for about 89% of Donald Trump's net worth.”
Trump just became one of the top 25 richest people on earth. Through this. Insane, open & now normalized corruption.
Trump just became one of the top 25 richest people on earth. Through this. Insane, open & now normalized corruption.
Donald Trump is the newest crypto billionaire
His $TRUMP wealth overshadows Truth Social and his real estate holdings.
www.axios.com
January 19, 2025 at 6:18 PM
“The $TRUMP memecoin — a financial asset that didn't exist on Friday afternoon — now accounts for about 89% of Donald Trump's net worth.”
Trump just became one of the top 25 richest people on earth. Through this. Insane, open & now normalized corruption.
Trump just became one of the top 25 richest people on earth. Through this. Insane, open & now normalized corruption.
As someone who has always gotten the ick from Amanda Palmer and Neil Gaiman, I feel vindicated.
January 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
As someone who has always gotten the ick from Amanda Palmer and Neil Gaiman, I feel vindicated.
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Sorry, what? Zuckerberg did WHAT??
December 14, 2024 at 6:50 AM
Sorry, what? Zuckerberg did WHAT??
I would say don’t judge Altoona, PA based on this one event, but this place sucks ass to begin with.
December 9, 2024 at 10:25 PM
I would say don’t judge Altoona, PA based on this one event, but this place sucks ass to begin with.
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Me watching a film.
1. Start watching.
2. Wonder what I’ve seen one of the actors in before.
3. Google actor.
4. Go to IMDb/their Wikipedia page.
5. Find out every single detail of their entire life.
6. Realise I’ve completely missed the plot of the film and now have no idea what’s going on.
1. Start watching.
2. Wonder what I’ve seen one of the actors in before.
3. Google actor.
4. Go to IMDb/their Wikipedia page.
5. Find out every single detail of their entire life.
6. Realise I’ve completely missed the plot of the film and now have no idea what’s going on.
December 8, 2024 at 8:06 PM
Me watching a film.
1. Start watching.
2. Wonder what I’ve seen one of the actors in before.
3. Google actor.
4. Go to IMDb/their Wikipedia page.
5. Find out every single detail of their entire life.
6. Realise I’ve completely missed the plot of the film and now have no idea what’s going on.
1. Start watching.
2. Wonder what I’ve seen one of the actors in before.
3. Google actor.
4. Go to IMDb/their Wikipedia page.
5. Find out every single detail of their entire life.
6. Realise I’ve completely missed the plot of the film and now have no idea what’s going on.
Now that the dust has settled an “Megalopolis” is regarded as a failure, can we PLEASE talk about how Francis Ford Coppola is a defender of a convicted pedophile and ruined said pedophile’s victim’s career?
December 9, 2024 at 12:56 AM
Now that the dust has settled an “Megalopolis” is regarded as a failure, can we PLEASE talk about how Francis Ford Coppola is a defender of a convicted pedophile and ruined said pedophile’s victim’s career?
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Sorry not sorry.
December 8, 2024 at 1:38 PM
Sorry not sorry.
@morningjoe-msnbc.bsky.social no dude, keep screaming at your audience. I think it’s gonna work out in the end. :)
December 7, 2024 at 2:13 AM
@morningjoe-msnbc.bsky.social no dude, keep screaming at your audience. I think it’s gonna work out in the end. :)
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5 reasons why The Shining is a Christmas movie
1. Snow
2. Red rum
3. Hyperactive kids
4. Big snuggly jumpers
5. Huge family row ending with someone putting an axe through the door.
1. Snow
2. Red rum
3. Hyperactive kids
4. Big snuggly jumpers
5. Huge family row ending with someone putting an axe through the door.
December 3, 2024 at 7:43 AM
5 reasons why The Shining is a Christmas movie
1. Snow
2. Red rum
3. Hyperactive kids
4. Big snuggly jumpers
5. Huge family row ending with someone putting an axe through the door.
1. Snow
2. Red rum
3. Hyperactive kids
4. Big snuggly jumpers
5. Huge family row ending with someone putting an axe through the door.
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star wars did give us a slur for robots (clankers) but i don’t use it bc i don’t want to have to look a robot in the eye in fifty years and be like “you don’t understand it was a different time…”
December 3, 2024 at 4:16 PM
star wars did give us a slur for robots (clankers) but i don’t use it bc i don’t want to have to look a robot in the eye in fifty years and be like “you don’t understand it was a different time…”
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So a reminder:
It’s not ‘liberals’ saying Hegseth abuses women. It’s his mom.
It’s not ‘liberals’ comparing Trump to Hitler. It’s his vice-president.
It’s not ‘liberals’ calling Musk a liar and a racist. It’s his own child.
For the record.
It’s not ‘liberals’ saying Hegseth abuses women. It’s his mom.
It’s not ‘liberals’ comparing Trump to Hitler. It’s his vice-president.
It’s not ‘liberals’ calling Musk a liar and a racist. It’s his own child.
For the record.
November 30, 2024 at 2:35 AM
So a reminder:
It’s not ‘liberals’ saying Hegseth abuses women. It’s his mom.
It’s not ‘liberals’ comparing Trump to Hitler. It’s his vice-president.
It’s not ‘liberals’ calling Musk a liar and a racist. It’s his own child.
For the record.
It’s not ‘liberals’ saying Hegseth abuses women. It’s his mom.
It’s not ‘liberals’ comparing Trump to Hitler. It’s his vice-president.
It’s not ‘liberals’ calling Musk a liar and a racist. It’s his own child.
For the record.
Libertarians are just hippies that swapped the bellbottoms for suits and ties. And yes, that is a condemnation of both groups.
November 30, 2024 at 2:33 PM
Libertarians are just hippies that swapped the bellbottoms for suits and ties. And yes, that is a condemnation of both groups.
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oh nice just the unelected President’s right hand man openly saying they’re going to execute a former military political dissident on made up charges of treason, very cool country we got now
November 27, 2024 at 11:05 PM
oh nice just the unelected President’s right hand man openly saying they’re going to execute a former military political dissident on made up charges of treason, very cool country we got now
Holy Hell, I didn’t know I could hate Jimmy Fallon anymore than I already did. He really just shit that abortion of a song into existence and now we’re gonna have to hear that for decades to come. Thanks for less than nothing, Pal.
November 28, 2024 at 4:28 PM
Holy Hell, I didn’t know I could hate Jimmy Fallon anymore than I already did. He really just shit that abortion of a song into existence and now we’re gonna have to hear that for decades to come. Thanks for less than nothing, Pal.
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If it's got snow it counts as a Christmas movie.
November 25, 2024 at 11:13 PM
If it's got snow it counts as a Christmas movie.