(me in a cave 40,000 years ago) you're gonna draw another bull, huh. real exciting

Can anyone here teach me how to do those karate chops to the neck that knock someone out instantly? I have a lot of guards I need to disable

ugh. ill never be a vamp. i cant even suck good. my W’s arent even V’s. i have got to be transylvaniamaxxing. “i wa— *ahem* i VANT to… nevermind. do you think my coffin is too small? should i take the tombpill?

imagine spending all that time painting a tunnel on the side of a cliff and the bird goes through it like its nothing. id be mad as hell

Whenever we make ourselves smaller for them, they just shrink our box again.

Need to get back to playing more fate/extra, I miss nero

I need more toxic yuri or I might just shrivel up and pass away

Me reading a lesbian romance novel:
"These bitches are gaaay"

algorithm post to find moots w shared interests <3

HONOUR
JUSTICE
ILLMATER
WOMEN
MAIDENS
KNIGHTS
CHIVALRY
STRENGTH
FAITH
LARGE SWORDS
TOWER SHIELDS
KITE SHIELDS
DEVOTION
MILORD
WOMEN
WOMEN KNIGHTS
LESBIANISM

This is how you become a writer: just pick one of the things that is deeply wrong with you. Make it a character. Now send it on a self-help journey or try to kill it. Now call it a book.

“but that ship isn’t canon” i’m a fic writer, do you really think that has ever stopped me before?