Mahzabin
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Mahzabin
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🎯
May 16, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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bawled = 😭

balled = 🏀

bald = 🧑‍🦲
May 12, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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Well thankfully we have a constitution and first amendment that will endure long past you fat self
April 14, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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April 7, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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you have to be genuinely stupid as fuck to think american companies are going to respond to tariffs by building factories and moving manufacturing to the US. i don't know how else to say it. you have to be genuinely braindead
April 4, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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Seriously, this sucks.
March 29, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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These are your words of the week

oligarchy
annexation
verisimilitude
outrageous
doge
tartuffery

www.merriam-webster.com/wordplay/the...
The Words of the Week - Mar. 28
Dictionary lookups from politics and government
www.merriam-webster.com
March 28, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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He's releasing the JFK files. Look for what he's trying to distract from. Like, I don't know, erasing minorities and women from Arlington National Cemetery websites.
March 19, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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Tesla has recalled... every single Cybertruck. Every one they've ever sold. For a hardware issue

www.carscoops.com/2025/03/tesl...
Tesla Recalls Every Single Cybertruck Over Stainless Steel Trims Falling Off | Carscoops
151 Cybertruck owners filed warranty claims after noticing the roof trim panel above the windows was coming loose
www.carscoops.com
March 20, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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Report: Oh, Fuck Yeah, Egg Yolk Dripping All Over Sandwich
theonion.com/report-...
March 20, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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10 years ago, when I introduced a bill to make public colleges & universities tuition free, it was called "radical." Not today. Over 100 colleges & universities now offer free tuition to working class students.

Now, we must expand that idea to all public colleges & universities.
March 17, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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Standing tf up
March 15, 2025 at 1:58 PM
One of the best parts of Ramadan is that I can use my fasting-breath to scare away people.
March 14, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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March 13, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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March 10, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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RFK Jr. Vows To Make Measles Deaths So Common They Won’t Be Upsetting Anymore
RFK Jr. Vows To Make Measles Deaths So Common They Won’t Be Upsetting Anymore
WASHINGTON—Addressing the ongoing outbreak in Texas that has infected at least 124 state residents and killed one child, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. vowed Thursday to mak...
theonion.com
February 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
The military singing a song made for a retelling of the French Revolution is amazing, 10/10.
February 25, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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buys a new book: i can’t wait to read it.

also me: puts in on the shelf with the other piles of unread books.
February 21, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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Man With Fogged-Up Glasses Forced To Finish Soup Using Other Senses
theonion.com/man-with-fog...
February 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I trauma dumped on TikTok and it got me 100 followers and 34k views
February 3, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Doomscrolling but on YouTube now?? Help
February 2, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I haven’t read for pleasure in over 2 years. That stops today (no wait, I have assignments, tomorrow).
January 29, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Don’t know why I’m being followed on here but better than irl
January 27, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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First they came for the immigrants, and I spoke out, because I’ve read the damn poem before and I know how it ends.
January 25, 2025 at 2:30 AM