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Marcus Ahnve
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Selfemployed software engineer. Enjoys golf, sailing, weight lifting, skiing. Arsenal and Denver Broncos fan.
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cyberciti.biz
junior dev: can you please give me an example of useful comments in my code?

Me: sure, good comments look like this ⤵️
A close-up, low-angle shot of a machine gun on a military helicopter. The words "WARNING GUN WILL FIRE IF ROTATED BY HAND" are written on the weapon's casing.
August 18, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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modernswe.bsky.social
Will AI Code Create MOUNTAINS Of Technical Debt? | @trishagee.bsky.social & @stevesmithtech.bsky.social

AVAILABLE NOW 📽️

WATCH HERE: youtu.be/oz7aIFfHXRw
August 1, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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conorsen.bsky.social
Rory
bugs bunny and daffy duck are holding a sign that says `` we 're ok '' .
ALT: bugs bunny and daffy duck are holding a sign that says `` we 're ok '' .
media.tenor.com
April 13, 2025 at 10:14 PM
mahnve.bsky.social
Körde min konsultprofil genom automatisk översättning från engelska, och började skratta när jag såg denna rad:

Teknik: Kotlin, våren, kafka, postgresql, aws, vila

Våren och vila är underskattade jämfört med Spring och REST.
March 18, 2025 at 10:24 AM
mahnve.bsky.social
I created a Oceanic Next theme for Hyprpanel: git.sr.ht/~mahnve/ocea...
Screenshot of oceanic next hyprpanel theme
February 23, 2025 at 3:43 PM
mahnve.bsky.social
Agile Alliance joins PMI: www.businesswire.com/news/home/20... .

Sort of like when Marc Almond received his OBE.
January 9, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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taktisk.se
Ja, vi är redo att åka till Ukraina med vapen!
www.taktisk.se/2024/12/29/j...
Ja, vi är redo att åka till Ukraina med vapen! – Taktisk.se
www.taktisk.se
December 28, 2024 at 11:29 PM
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docondev.bsky.social
Don't focus only on prevention. Become excellent at recovery.

#DevOps #agile #SoftwareDevelopment
December 14, 2024 at 6:06 PM
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evanchooly.bsky.social
December 8, 2024 at 6:13 PM
mahnve.bsky.social
"We can hurt you in other ways"
December 11, 2024 at 8:57 AM
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cyberciti.biz
On this day in 2004, IBM announced that it would sell its PC division to Lenovo 😟 Since then, quality has gone down for Thinkpad. It is now just following what Apple is doing. IBM had a fully industrial design team for the iconic brand back in the old days. It is sad to see such a legacy ruined
December 9, 2024 at 1:53 PM
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cyberciti.biz
😂
December 9, 2024 at 8:58 PM
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spavel.bsky.social
Well this is grim
weird interaction with a student this week. they kept coming up with weird "facts" ("greek is actually a combination of four other languages") that left me baffled. i said let's look this stuff up together, and they said ok, i'll open a search bar, and they opened... ch*tgpt and i was like "this is not a search bar" and they were like "yes it is, you can search for anything in here" the thing that made me feel crazy is like. every kid that's using this as a browser is getting new BESPOKE false "facts." this isn't "a widespread misconception about X that stems from how it's taught in schools." each individual kid is now hooked into a Nonsense Machine with the "widespread misconception about X" you can start at a baseline. like, ok, in tenth grade we all talk about X thing from history, and that leaves us with some misguided concepts about X, but we can correct that as students get broader understandings of the world but with this, each child is getting UNIQUE wrong facts they are SURE are correct... because they did what we told them to do! they "looked it up"! they got it from somewhere! it's not a kid making up a belief on hearsay and assumption... it's something they think they LEARNED this kid was extremely combative with me, and i understood why. i was sitting in front of him and telling him that the internet, a computer, technology, all these supposedly authoritative things... were wrong. and that i, one person, was right. he basically *couldn't* believe me. 8 135 3.8K 97K ... stillorangecrushed @stilloranged. 7h he decided that i was simply a teacher who'd made a mistake. he could check it, after all! he could look it up! he could find the REAL facts. i obviously hadn't done that, i was just an adult who'd decided i was smarter than him. hence the defensiveness. like i said: i understood 5 760 3.2K 82K stillorangecrushed @stilloranged. 7h ... it was so fucking rough. i did my best, but i am one person trying to work against a campaign of misinformation so vast that it fucking terrifies me. this kid is being set up for a life lived entirely inside the hall of mirrors
July 6, 2024 at 10:15 PM
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stevevsninjas.bsky.social
Stallone: I'm making a documentary about composers. I'm playing Vivaldi.
VanDamme: I'll be Mozart.
Schwarzenegger: *takes deep breath*
November 2, 2024 at 8:25 PM
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cyberciti.biz
the audacity. lol. #linux #windows
November 26, 2024 at 9:52 AM
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cyberciti.biz
the irony 😏
November 20, 2024 at 1:37 AM
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skamille.themanagerswrath.com
If you really care about productivity, why aren't you examining the value of mandatory code review? I know this is my least popular take, but it remains unclear to me that it improves quality commensurate to cost, and it's the most unquestioned shibboleth in tech today
November 18, 2024 at 2:17 PM
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tailscale.com
WebVM is a complete Linux desktop environment that runs in WebAssembly in the browser — and uses Tailscale for networking. Congrats to the team on releasing version 2.0!
WebVM 2.0: A complete Linux Desktop Environment in the browser via WebAssembly
WebVM is a full Linux environment running in the browser, client-side. It is a complete virtual machine, with support for persistent data storage, networking and, as of today’s release, Xorg and…
labs.leaningtech.com
November 14, 2024 at 10:17 PM