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minors DNI
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my day, out of context: i made a quantum leap reference to Barney the Dinosaur. Then later, I received an unsolicited hug from a tall, unshaven man, in a dirty white t-shirt, named Skeet?
December 8, 2025 at 4:11 AM
my day, out of context: i made a quantum leap reference to Barney the Dinosaur. Then later, I received an unsolicited hug from a tall, unshaven man, in a dirty white t-shirt, named Skeet?
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the coworker that preaches about “natural immunity” being better as her reasoning for not getting vaccinated sure gets COVID a lot (her whole family had it yet again)
December 5, 2025 at 5:34 AM
the coworker that preaches about “natural immunity” being better as her reasoning for not getting vaccinated sure gets COVID a lot (her whole family had it yet again)
finally watching the second season of The Rehearsal. Nathan Fielder, your mind should be studied.
December 4, 2025 at 6:09 AM
finally watching the second season of The Rehearsal. Nathan Fielder, your mind should be studied.
filled out my FAFSA today so that i can finish my bachelors once and for all and i started shaking uncontrollably and kept dropping my phone so that’s how paying for higher education in america makes me feel
December 4, 2025 at 2:21 AM
filled out my FAFSA today so that i can finish my bachelors once and for all and i started shaking uncontrollably and kept dropping my phone so that’s how paying for higher education in america makes me feel
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"...cats meow more frequently when greeting male caregivers. The team hypothesized that men 'require more explicit vocalizations to notice and respond to the needs of their cats'...suggesting that many cats have concluded that men don’t always listen, and adjusted their behavior accordingly."
To Get a Man’s Attention, Meow Harder
www.nytimes.com
November 30, 2025 at 11:24 PM
"...cats meow more frequently when greeting male caregivers. The team hypothesized that men 'require more explicit vocalizations to notice and respond to the needs of their cats'...suggesting that many cats have concluded that men don’t always listen, and adjusted their behavior accordingly."
everyone’s been cancelling their premium subscription so spotify actually made a fun wrapper this year
December 3, 2025 at 5:08 PM
everyone’s been cancelling their premium subscription so spotify actually made a fun wrapper this year
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we care less about your listening habits than your streaming habits.
December 2, 2025 at 6:12 PM
we care less about your listening habits than your streaming habits.
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So these two mega-billionaires—who supported Trump as he opposed meaningful loan forgiveness for tens of millions of young people because Trump has increased their net worth immeasurably—are donating an infinitesimal portion of their wealth to help a few kids turn $250 into $700 over 18 years?
WOW.
WOW.
December 3, 2025 at 4:52 PM
So these two mega-billionaires—who supported Trump as he opposed meaningful loan forgiveness for tens of millions of young people because Trump has increased their net worth immeasurably—are donating an infinitesimal portion of their wealth to help a few kids turn $250 into $700 over 18 years?
WOW.
WOW.
in the year of 2025 i finally deleted that U2 album off my itunes since i actually use that app again
December 3, 2025 at 5:02 PM
in the year of 2025 i finally deleted that U2 album off my itunes since i actually use that app again
the secret lives of mormon wives is a great example of not all therapists are made equal. people that still go to therapy within their cult/fanatic religion are not going to really get the help they need.
December 2, 2025 at 5:45 AM
the secret lives of mormon wives is a great example of not all therapists are made equal. people that still go to therapy within their cult/fanatic religion are not going to really get the help they need.
got to take my parents to Culver’s for the first time today ☺️
November 30, 2025 at 9:14 PM
got to take my parents to Culver’s for the first time today ☺️
instagram took away the ability to react with any emoji and replaced it with all these dumbass stickers and i’m so MAD
November 29, 2025 at 3:32 AM
instagram took away the ability to react with any emoji and replaced it with all these dumbass stickers and i’m so MAD
me when i slid through a red light on the way to work and no one was in front of me or trying to go through the green light.
a girl with red hair is standing in a field and saying well , that was a freebie .
Alt: maeby, from the show Arrested Development, turning and saying “well, that was a freebie” which was a common call back in the show.
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 5:10 AM
me when i slid through a red light on the way to work and no one was in front of me or trying to go through the green light.
today was really slow at work and my coworker said “we should be allowed to smoke in here, imagine passing a blunt around right now” sir we are literally in a blood bank 😂😭
November 27, 2025 at 5:02 AM
today was really slow at work and my coworker said “we should be allowed to smoke in here, imagine passing a blunt around right now” sir we are literally in a blood bank 😂😭
this weather system is bringing in a nice headache for me 😭 i feel like my mom
November 26, 2025 at 6:22 PM
this weather system is bringing in a nice headache for me 😭 i feel like my mom
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“Parlor Ornament”. Postcard from my collection, 1906.
November 26, 2025 at 6:25 AM
“Parlor Ornament”. Postcard from my collection, 1906.
i watched charli xcx’s Alone Together documentary and it made Sympathy is a Knife hit even harder after seeing the home footage of how insecure she feels.
“volatile, at war with my dialogue” is such a perfect line because based on her persona you would have no idea that she isn’t confident
“volatile, at war with my dialogue” is such a perfect line because based on her persona you would have no idea that she isn’t confident
November 26, 2025 at 4:15 PM
i watched charli xcx’s Alone Together documentary and it made Sympathy is a Knife hit even harder after seeing the home footage of how insecure she feels.
“volatile, at war with my dialogue” is such a perfect line because based on her persona you would have no idea that she isn’t confident
“volatile, at war with my dialogue” is such a perfect line because based on her persona you would have no idea that she isn’t confident
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This holiday season, #WeAintBuyingIt. Join the movement and refuse to shop at Target, Amazon, or Home Depot (and Starbucks!!) from Thanksgiving through Cyber Monday.
Our money has power. If corporations side with authoritarianism, we won't side with them at the register.
Our money has power. If corporations side with authoritarianism, we won't side with them at the register.
November 26, 2025 at 4:08 PM
This holiday season, #WeAintBuyingIt. Join the movement and refuse to shop at Target, Amazon, or Home Depot (and Starbucks!!) from Thanksgiving through Cyber Monday.
Our money has power. If corporations side with authoritarianism, we won't side with them at the register.
Our money has power. If corporations side with authoritarianism, we won't side with them at the register.
i’ve been somewhat actively looking for a raincoat all year and costco FINALLY has some and they’re Hunter brand and they’re only $35 and i’m so happy to finally have a raincoat
November 25, 2025 at 4:27 PM
i’ve been somewhat actively looking for a raincoat all year and costco FINALLY has some and they’re Hunter brand and they’re only $35 and i’m so happy to finally have a raincoat
swiping past estate sale content because people are greedy and i’m not giving you views for becoming a reseller
November 23, 2025 at 4:57 AM
swiping past estate sale content because people are greedy and i’m not giving you views for becoming a reseller
i love that ever since i got new downstairs neighbors in march, my entire apartment smells like whatever cheap oil they cook with ☺️☺️ it’s like, immersive, i can almost taste it!
November 23, 2025 at 3:15 AM
i love that ever since i got new downstairs neighbors in march, my entire apartment smells like whatever cheap oil they cook with ☺️☺️ it’s like, immersive, i can almost taste it!
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Putting this guy in charge of administering my will
November 22, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Putting this guy in charge of administering my will
up late finishing a sewing project, feeling like i’m back in college
November 22, 2025 at 6:55 AM
up late finishing a sewing project, feeling like i’m back in college