diet dr. kelp
@mah-randa.bsky.social
she/her. bi 💕
cats, politics, astrology, music, etc
appalachian born, great lakes for now
minors DNI
cats, politics, astrology, music, etc
appalachian born, great lakes for now
minors DNI
lake effect went from the left to the right in less than an hour
November 28, 2025 at 5:13 AM
lake effect went from the left to the right in less than an hour
if you saw a picture of me on a sapphic mixer page would you want to start attending ??
November 17, 2025 at 5:01 AM
if you saw a picture of me on a sapphic mixer page would you want to start attending ??
remember the early 2000s brain rotted skinny culture that was like “if you’re a size 12 don’t worry because marilyn monroe was plus sized too!”
November 14, 2025 at 8:34 PM
remember the early 2000s brain rotted skinny culture that was like “if you’re a size 12 don’t worry because marilyn monroe was plus sized too!”
worked 2 extra days last month, stayed over at work late last night, picked up sunday as an extra day, i’m so tired 😭
November 7, 2025 at 7:17 PM
worked 2 extra days last month, stayed over at work late last night, picked up sunday as an extra day, i’m so tired 😭
let me educate you that progressive candidates do extraordinarily well in places like WV.
November 5, 2025 at 5:56 PM
let me educate you that progressive candidates do extraordinarily well in places like WV.
when you vote up here you have to walk through people campaigning and i absolutely HATE IT.
November 4, 2025 at 5:27 PM
when you vote up here you have to walk through people campaigning and i absolutely HATE IT.
the beautiful idiot oblivious to the untethered rage rolling off the evil one
November 4, 2025 at 5:17 AM
the beautiful idiot oblivious to the untethered rage rolling off the evil one
to be fair to her, this is a product of the school district in question
November 4, 2025 at 4:49 AM
to be fair to her, this is a product of the school district in question
finally took the time to research my local government candidates and i’m glad i did because my strategy of “they’re a woman they’re probably good” was NOT gonna work this time. not the “sending my kid to private school with taxpayer vouchers is just as stigmatized as SNAP benefits”
November 4, 2025 at 4:39 AM
finally took the time to research my local government candidates and i’m glad i did because my strategy of “they’re a woman they’re probably good” was NOT gonna work this time. not the “sending my kid to private school with taxpayer vouchers is just as stigmatized as SNAP benefits”
fish out of water chronicles continued: my friend asked what i was in the mood to eat and i said hot dogs and she LAUGHED and was like, i never have had someone tell me they’re in the mood for hot dogs. i did end up getting a delicious hot dog.
November 3, 2025 at 3:51 AM
fish out of water chronicles continued: my friend asked what i was in the mood to eat and i said hot dogs and she LAUGHED and was like, i never have had someone tell me they’re in the mood for hot dogs. i did end up getting a delicious hot dog.
happy howieween! (this may be my last day on this earth)
November 1, 2025 at 12:13 AM
happy howieween! (this may be my last day on this earth)
being silly today
October 30, 2025 at 6:14 PM
being silly today
i had such a pretty drive through the misty mountains 💕
October 16, 2025 at 5:12 AM
i had such a pretty drive through the misty mountains 💕
the thing about the grog shop is, im gonna be about 5 feet away from someone incredible
October 5, 2025 at 12:16 AM
the thing about the grog shop is, im gonna be about 5 feet away from someone incredible
spotted at the grog shop @clebsaints.bsky.social
October 4, 2025 at 5:13 AM
spotted at the grog shop @clebsaints.bsky.social
little pumpkin hat for my boy 🎃
September 24, 2025 at 5:46 PM
little pumpkin hat for my boy 🎃
okay i love this idea because i found birthday cards that i loved because it looks like my cat and i was like… well i can’t buy a birthday card for myself. now ill go see if they’re still there 🤭
September 20, 2025 at 7:26 PM
okay i love this idea because i found birthday cards that i loved because it looks like my cat and i was like… well i can’t buy a birthday card for myself. now ill go see if they’re still there 🤭
this is my favorite unreleased lana song and it’s a travesty this was never a real single
September 11, 2025 at 6:22 PM
this is my favorite unreleased lana song and it’s a travesty this was never a real single
lake eerie sunset ✨
September 2, 2025 at 3:13 AM
lake eerie sunset ✨
September 1, 2025 at 9:20 PM
i cried about it and then got up and got the old mattress & box spring out to the curb. i’ve been manifesting that the more i downsize and clean, the more likely the universe will present me with and opportunity to move.
September 1, 2025 at 9:11 PM
i cried about it and then got up and got the old mattress & box spring out to the curb. i’ve been manifesting that the more i downsize and clean, the more likely the universe will present me with and opportunity to move.
reading this while sitting in my parked car
August 25, 2025 at 6:21 PM
reading this while sitting in my parked car