Michael Cleary
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Pluto, Ganymede, the moon, all planets IAU can suck it
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This mural has gone up in Kingston, ostensibly for Christmas but AI has ensured it's actually to celebrate the return of our dark lord Cthulhu
November 18, 2025 at 9:44 AM
This mural has gone up in Kingston, ostensibly for Christmas but AI has ensured it's actually to celebrate the return of our dark lord Cthulhu
It’s almost impossible no one has pointed this out but the cost of a meeting is the hourly rate of everyone in the meeting who’s job is not being in meetings
November 18, 2025 at 9:04 AM
It’s almost impossible no one has pointed this out but the cost of a meeting is the hourly rate of everyone in the meeting who’s job is not being in meetings
I paid a surgeon to do this to my face so I could fuck a red leather bean bag that jizzes preventable disease
Vanity Fair's West Coast Editor Olivia Nuzzi was a star political correspondent until scandal led her into exile—and to a California up in flames.
In an excerpt from her book, ‘American Canto,’ she takes stock of scorched earth.
In an excerpt from her book, ‘American Canto,’ she takes stock of scorched earth.
Olivia Nuzzi's 'American Canto': Read the Exclusive Excerpt
She flamed out and she faded away. 'Vanity Fair'’s West Coast Editor returns to the written word to survey scorched earth.
www.vanityfair.com
November 17, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I paid a surgeon to do this to my face so I could fuck a red leather bean bag that jizzes preventable disease
dark forces are stirring so we’re gonna do what they say.
Fuck off
Fuck off
Dark forces are stirring up anger in the UK. My asylum reforms are our chance to stop them | Shabana Mahmood
I know some of these measures will face opposition. But a country without secure borders is less safe for those who look like me, says Shabana Mahmood, the home secretary
www.theguardian.com
November 17, 2025 at 9:02 AM
dark forces are stirring so we’re gonna do what they say.
Fuck off
Fuck off
Savid Javid let a British baby die in a refugee camp to prove how nasty and racist he could be. The Tory’s still didn’t get the backing of the right wing oligarchs. These dipshits are on a hiding to nothing
The government is forever striving for the positive Daily Mail headline that will never, ever come.
November 16, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Savid Javid let a British baby die in a refugee camp to prove how nasty and racist he could be. The Tory’s still didn’t get the backing of the right wing oligarchs. These dipshits are on a hiding to nothing
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“Dasha fired by Gersh.” You bolt awake on the banks of the Danube. You are not online. It is 1241 CE and you are Batu Khan. Western Civilization must not come to pass.
November 16, 2025 at 6:13 AM
“Dasha fired by Gersh.” You bolt awake on the banks of the Danube. You are not online. It is 1241 CE and you are Batu Khan. Western Civilization must not come to pass.
This spider is riding a baby snail down my window
November 16, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This spider is riding a baby snail down my window
Ngl i have no clue what to do with a Sunday morning when I’m not hungover
November 16, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Ngl i have no clue what to do with a Sunday morning when I’m not hungover
didn’t work for the tories and it won’t work for you. You can’t out nasty-cunt Farage.
Illegal migration is ‘tearing our country apart’ and system is broken, says Shabana Mahmood – UK politics live
Illegal migration is ‘tearing our country apart’ and system is broken, says Shabana Mahmood – UK politics live
Home secretary says it is ‘moral mission’ for her to tackle asylum system
Ukrainians are in the UK on a “bespoke scheme”, Mahmood says, and it is on a temporary basis.
If Ukraine becomes a safe country again and the conflict ends, “the principle of the new reforms are that if your country becomes safe then you will return,” she says. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
November 16, 2025 at 9:52 AM
didn’t work for the tories and it won’t work for you. You can’t out nasty-cunt Farage.
It does feel more and more like Labour are trying the failed Tory trick of finding a brown person who is also a total cunt to be nasty about foreigners
UK set to limit refugees to temporary stays
Shabana Mahmood is expected to say the era of permanent protection for refugees is over, in major changes to the UK's asylum and immigration system.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 15, 2025 at 12:51 PM
It does feel more and more like Labour are trying the failed Tory trick of finding a brown person who is also a total cunt to be nasty about foreigners
Once Ukraine has done Russia we all need to get together and bomb America and Saudi Arabia’s oil infrastructure off the face of the planet
COP30 is in progress, and with the US government absent, it will be others to alert climate catastrophe
go.nature.com/4hTbthi
go.nature.com/4hTbthi
How to fight climate change without the US: a guide to global action
Nature - With the US government absent from the COP30 global climate summit, it will be up to others to avert catastrophe.
go.nature.com
November 15, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Once Ukraine has done Russia we all need to get together and bomb America and Saudi Arabia’s oil infrastructure off the face of the planet
The ‘peadophilia is still wrong when Trump does it’ bar is low but little Marge Green cleared it where so many others stumbled
Trump ends support for Marjorie Taylor Greene amid growing Epstein feud
President turns on ‘Wacky Marjorie’ after congresswoman criticizes effort to block release of key Epstein documents
www.theguardian.com
November 15, 2025 at 10:39 AM
The ‘peadophilia is still wrong when Trump does it’ bar is low but little Marge Green cleared it where so many others stumbled
Wes Streeting is a tad shiny
November 14, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Wes Streeting is a tad shiny
There should be rain equivalent of a snow day where if it’s so shitty the street lights are still on in the morning no one has to work
November 14, 2025 at 9:51 AM
There should be rain equivalent of a snow day where if it’s so shitty the street lights are still on in the morning no one has to work
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I’m sorry I just found out that in 1379, as in, 650 years ago, a baby girl was born in Yorkshire and named Diot Coke
history is a fucking joke lmao
history is a fucking joke lmao
November 13, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I’m sorry I just found out that in 1379, as in, 650 years ago, a baby girl was born in Yorkshire and named Diot Coke
history is a fucking joke lmao
history is a fucking joke lmao
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I really recommend clicking through and reading more of the comic.
November 13, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I really recommend clicking through and reading more of the comic.
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Russiagate apology forms now
NEW: Jeffrey Epstein said in emails that he had been advising the Russian government on how to deal with Donald Trump, one of several cases in which he wielded his connections to try to influence the course of foreign affairs. w @nahaltoosi
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
November 13, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Russiagate apology forms now
As has long been clear, Putin got his own Epstein files
November 13, 2025 at 9:21 AM
As has long been clear, Putin got his own Epstein files
Morgan Mcsweeney appears to be like Dominic Cummings only, and this is the extraordinary thing, MORE unlikeable
November 13, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Morgan Mcsweeney appears to be like Dominic Cummings only, and this is the extraordinary thing, MORE unlikeable
I often type a homophone despite clearly visualising the correct word as if I’m dictating to my hands and they’re illiterate
November 12, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I often type a homophone despite clearly visualising the correct word as if I’m dictating to my hands and they’re illiterate
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Pay back your travel expenses Jenkyns!
Reform UK’s Andrea Jenkyns is claiming travel expenses for her job as Mayor of Lincolnshire, why? Because she lives in Yorkshire (despite saying she lives in Lincolnshire on her nomination forms).
Reform UK’s Andrea Jenkyns is claiming travel expenses for her job as Mayor of Lincolnshire, why? Because she lives in Yorkshire (despite saying she lives in Lincolnshire on her nomination forms).
November 12, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Pay back your travel expenses Jenkyns!
Reform UK’s Andrea Jenkyns is claiming travel expenses for her job as Mayor of Lincolnshire, why? Because she lives in Yorkshire (despite saying she lives in Lincolnshire on her nomination forms).
Reform UK’s Andrea Jenkyns is claiming travel expenses for her job as Mayor of Lincolnshire, why? Because she lives in Yorkshire (despite saying she lives in Lincolnshire on her nomination forms).
What’s funny about the wanky left is that they declare Kier Starmer to be responsible for Israel’s genocide in Palestine, but Putin, who literally ordered his army to invade another country, isn’t responsible for Ukraine.
November 12, 2025 at 9:13 AM
What’s funny about the wanky left is that they declare Kier Starmer to be responsible for Israel’s genocide in Palestine, but Putin, who literally ordered his army to invade another country, isn’t responsible for Ukraine.
He‘s building an army of indescribably shit robots. Oh my. Whatever will we do
Tesla prepares to expand Giga Texas with new Optimus production plant
Drone operator Joe Tegtmeyer recognized Tesla construction crews performing ground leveling and clearing efforts at the plant earlier today.
www.teslarati.com
November 11, 2025 at 7:36 PM
He‘s building an army of indescribably shit robots. Oh my. Whatever will we do
Simply have Bond wake up being given all the previous Bonds memories whilst defrosting in a secret underground Antarctic base full of clones and hastily scratched out swatstikas on all the blast doors
November 11, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Simply have Bond wake up being given all the previous Bonds memories whilst defrosting in a secret underground Antarctic base full of clones and hastily scratched out swatstikas on all the blast doors
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