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Magneto Apologist 🎃
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Lauren. 🌙 She/Her. Milwaukeean. Healing.
I love things both spooky & cute. Certified Medical Laboratory Scientist. 🔬

Magneto did nothing wrong.
It's safe here, rest.🌿

IG: instagram.com/laurensporens
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This is why I'm obsessed with horror as an adult
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Finally—back to my drawing board. It's been a long, long time I couldn't even set foot into my studio (our late son Mike did the electrical wiring & work; the hole in my soul the size of Mike was just... to... raw). Relieved I still have some drawing chops left.
November 14, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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From this minister's op-ed: "People wanting to experience God are more likely to meet the Divine trying to shut down the Broadview, Illinois, ICE facility than we ever were in church...God does not live in our houses of worship, but...with those who are bearing the brunt of cruelty in this moment."
Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:
November 14, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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In the Name of Venus
November 14, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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Blood & Guts: Before and After! (A Thread)
November 13, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Final Pam is back 🥲
November 13, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time
November 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Megan Bayne is a Machine 🔥

#AEW
November 13, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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Mox and Claudio sending Yuta out for Blood & Guts #AEWDynamite
November 13, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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ALL ELITE WOMEN #AEW 🤼
November 13, 2025 at 4:03 AM
The smell of burnt ass wafting up to the rafters summoning Sting
🤼🏻‍♂️ #AEW
November 13, 2025 at 3:33 AM
See typical, men using the work of women...
🤼🏻‍♂️ #AEW
November 13, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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It’s actually irresponsible as a pet parent to let your pet’s hair obstruct their vision like this. Groom your pup, Claudio
November 13, 2025 at 2:44 AM
That intermission had elder abuse like any good intermission does
🤼🏻‍♂️ #aew
November 13, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Lol Hangman's post-murder face
#aew 🤼🏻‍♂️
November 13, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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THAT'S ALL, FOLKS! #AEWDynamite
November 13, 2025 at 1:49 AM
You know...Tifa had guns, Harley
#aew 🤼🏻‍♂️
November 13, 2025 at 1:45 AM
We got the blood, now we need the guts. Harley disembowel someone!
🤼🏻‍♂️ #AEW
November 13, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Let's gooooo womeeeeeeeennnnn
#AEW 🩸🫁🫀
November 13, 2025 at 1:03 AM
My god that coat is gorgeous
Some of the most beautiful clothing is made in China. For example, I love this Amur duster coat by The Rosen 😮‍💨). Such work requires skilled labor, quality materials, and time — all of which comes at a price.

At the same time, there are low-quality garments made here in US sweatshops.
November 12, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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THE THING (1982)
November 12, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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Day whatever post-surgery update: less mucus but still mucus
November 12, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 10:05 PM
And due to the temps they reach, they kill a good number of bacteria. One of the best inventions
Friendly reminder that dishwashers made after 1995 or so are so water and energy efficient that even if you ran them twice fully loaded it would still use less water than handwashing the same load.

So many "green" things feel like sacrifices. Dishwashers are not one of them.
November 12, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Day whatever post-surgery update: less mucus but still mucus
November 12, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 6:47 AM