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Doctor Jonathan Pixelfont, MD
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SDGC host, Magitek Armor Pilot. Fitness/JRPGs/horror/whiskey. Your incredibly handsome, muscular dad. Former Marine/Counterintelligence Agent. I look angry in person, and I probably am.
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I love Calvin and Hobbes
It’s honestly super fucked that this is banned but Sex with Hitler, Sex with Hitler 2, Furry Hitler, and Hitler Waifu are fine
Our upcoming game HORSES was preemptively banned from Steam, with no path to appeal. The game will still launch next week on December 2nd and will be available on EGS, GOG, Humble, and Itch for $4.99. Here is a detailed FAQ covering what happened: horses.wtf/BannedFromSt...
December 3, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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I know it was probably at least semi-rhetorical, but the answer to “what do you even do” is INCREASE visas and work harder to get these people’s families here to safety.
Oh man. It’s possible the Taliban gave this guy a choice by saying “go shoot US troops or we’ll rape and behead your entire family.”

What do you even do
The former Afghan fighter who killed one National Guard member and left a second critically injured may have been blackmailed into carrying out the shooting.
December 3, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Oh man. It’s possible the Taliban gave this guy a choice by saying “go shoot US troops or we’ll rape and behead your entire family.”

What do you even do
The former Afghan fighter who killed one National Guard member and left a second critically injured may have been blackmailed into carrying out the shooting.
Feds Probe Stunning Twist in D.C. National Guard Murder
U.S. intelligence is pursuing leads in the shooter’s native country, our must-read newsletter The Swamp reveals.
trib.al
December 3, 2025 at 12:24 AM
So like

Can I even stream Horses lol
December 3, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Another night in the SDGC discord
December 2, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Yeah combat vet here: no. This wasn’t a battlefield, it was a boat in the middle of the ocean and these weren’t enemy combatants who posed an imminent lethal threat.
Van Orden: "As long as there was a fraction of that boat floating, it was a viable military target"
December 2, 2025 at 8:50 PM
The fog of war is the food coma after the big burrito from Chipotle in the pentagon food court
December 2, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Trump dozes while Marco Rubio speaks to him directly next to him. Just insane optics.
December 2, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Ah yes the fog of war encountered watching a video from your office at the Pentagon while eating lunch from the Qdoba in the food court
Q: So you didn't see any survivors after that first strike?

HEGSETH: I did not personally see survivors. The thing was on fire. This is called the fog of war. This is what you in the press don't understand. You sit in your air conditioned offices and plant fake stories in the Washington Post
December 2, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I expect it will likely be the highest selling Metroid game. Switch 2 is on fire at the moment and it’s the system’s absolute technical showcase+holiday season.
Incredible hard to predict. A higher score would've helped but I think for mainstream audiences those don't matter *as much*.

I think it *can* break 3M but not sure. Maybe it being a tech showcase on new hardware alone will help?
December 2, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Yeah bro that's not sexual harassment, and comparing this to some dude one step away from masturbating on stream over a woman he's alarmingly obsessed with proves one thing: your brain is just a butter and ham disaster
Hmm.
The most important thing about the gay hockey show is they both in fact have hockey asses and this is ACCURATE and CORRECT!

If you are unaware, hockey men have the best butts in dude sports. It makes the sport’s homophobia even more tragic.
December 2, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Ok after listening to the Giant Bomb and Digital Foundry reviews I have no more concerns, bring on MP4
December 2, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Tbh numbered review scores are a plague no matter what game we’re talking about
December 2, 2025 at 3:55 PM
How do we think MP4 will sell?
December 2, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Hmmmm
December 2, 2025 at 3:03 PM
On the other hand
Metroid Prime 4: Beyond is the best video game of 2025. It's a beautiful maze to unravel and the most creative shooter campaign since Titanfall 2. I adored it.

My review, the first original perfect score I've given in years, now live on PCMag www.pcmag.com/reviews/metr...
Metroid Prime 4: Beyond on Switch 2 Is an Instant Classic—and My Top Game of the Year
Gorgeous, highly entertaining, and a thrill to unravel, Metroid Prime 4: Beyond on Switch 2 is the best single-player shooter in years and a triumph for gaming's coolest heroine.
www.pcmag.com
December 2, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Uh oh
Metroid Prime 4: Beyond is enjoyable enough, and has glimpses of vintage Metroid shining through, but this game could and should have been so much more.

Our review:

www.eurogamer.net/metroid-prim...
December 2, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I'd love to run into Eric somewhere, would be nice to have a conversation.
Incredibly weird behavior from a man who has previously sexually harassed me. AI makes it even easier to spread low-effort misogyny, so I'm not surprised the online right is using it so much that it's melting their brains.

Exhausting, but expected.
December 2, 2025 at 2:39 PM
To be quite honest I think Pete Hegseth is far more dangerous than Trump. Trump is an old, tired, addled buffoon. Hegseth is young, bloodthirsty, theocratic, amoral and has a MASSIVE boner for civil war. If he was more popular in the DoD I'd consider him a legit military coup threat.
December 2, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Depends on how far down the chain an illegal order makes it
Is everyone in the chain of command guilty if the law was broken?
December 2, 2025 at 12:55 PM
The world won’t heal until Parasite Eve, Einhander and Chrono Trigger are ported
December 2, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Holy SHIT the Asgard stage in Marvel Cosmic Invasion
December 2, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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Gonna stream Snowboard Kids 2 to celebrate the first day of December. Get toasty and grab a seat at the bar~

twitch.tv/amtraxVA
a cartoon of a penguin riding a snowboard on top of an igloo with a yellow background
ALT: a cartoon of a penguin riding a snowboard on top of an igloo with a yellow background
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December 2, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Oh look Mitch is playing a top tier Final Fantasy
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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IT’S… T-V TIME!!

youtu.be/9ivER21evpg?...

Here’s my take on Tenna’s voice!
Tenna - Deltarune Fan Voice Over
YouTube video by Austin Lee Matthews (Maus)
youtu.be
December 1, 2025 at 4:01 PM