Really, Google Gemini can do everything? Then let's see it fuck off

Are you there, Margaret? It's me, god. WHAT IN THE HOLY FUCK IS GOING ON DOWN THERE?

CUMBERLAND! (The Rhode Island one!) come to the Blackstone River Theatre this Saturday to be thrilled and amazed by Iain on the bagpipes 😃
tannahillweavers.com/live-shows

I think if Earth were smart it'd speed up a bunch and make us all fly off

for the potato fears not death

Tranquility from Solstice… single out now 🥳💙

I found that I have been happier since I changed from coffee in the morning to orange juice. My doctor explained that it's the vitamin C and natural sugars, but I really think it's the vodka.

UK tour dates 😃

I'm going to tell you guys what I tell my clients:

I've never met a stupid person with anxiety.

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