sylvie 🐌
@madsylvie.bsky.social
23 • she/her • ♏️ • generally okay person
if it’s ever proven that my purpose on this planet is NOT to be creative and kind every single day, please put the g*n in my mouth for me xoxo
January 11, 2026 at 10:12 PM
if it’s ever proven that my purpose on this planet is NOT to be creative and kind every single day, please put the g*n in my mouth for me xoxo
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Jack O'Connell was asked why he's not on Instagram
"No spare time ... I've got a garden to tend to"
"No spare time ... I've got a garden to tend to"
January 7, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Jack O'Connell was asked why he's not on Instagram
"No spare time ... I've got a garden to tend to"
"No spare time ... I've got a garden to tend to"
got a facebook notification saying i should consider joining the Orson Welles Appreciation Group. turns out im actually 80 years old and didn’t know it.
January 6, 2026 at 11:22 PM
got a facebook notification saying i should consider joining the Orson Welles Appreciation Group. turns out im actually 80 years old and didn’t know it.
the TTC lady says different things now… how am i supposed to function the same way 😔
December 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
the TTC lady says different things now… how am i supposed to function the same way 😔
it is so painful to have bones. my ribs won’t let me breathe :(
December 8, 2025 at 2:24 AM
it is so painful to have bones. my ribs won’t let me breathe :(
saying “lowkey” and then something that would make you a public enemy
December 7, 2025 at 6:16 PM
saying “lowkey” and then something that would make you a public enemy
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Neither Montana nor California have legalized in-app gambling and the fact that those two very different states agree on this should be a signal to everywhere else.
November 28, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Neither Montana nor California have legalized in-app gambling and the fact that those two very different states agree on this should be a signal to everywhere else.
do you think when you join npr, they give you a new npr-style name?
November 20, 2025 at 6:55 PM
do you think when you join npr, they give you a new npr-style name?
hey so this is genuinely the plot of that one black mirror episode
November 14, 2025 at 5:06 PM
hey so this is genuinely the plot of that one black mirror episode
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“Why is literacy important?”
Socioeconomic Politics Nerd: *rambles on about civic engagement, material enrichment, individual well-being, etc*
Joyce Carol Oates: If you are literate, you can drive a billionaire into a mental breakdown!
Socioeconomic Politics Nerd: *rambles on about civic engagement, material enrichment, individual well-being, etc*
Joyce Carol Oates: If you are literate, you can drive a billionaire into a mental breakdown!
November 11, 2025 at 4:39 AM
“Why is literacy important?”
Socioeconomic Politics Nerd: *rambles on about civic engagement, material enrichment, individual well-being, etc*
Joyce Carol Oates: If you are literate, you can drive a billionaire into a mental breakdown!
Socioeconomic Politics Nerd: *rambles on about civic engagement, material enrichment, individual well-being, etc*
Joyce Carol Oates: If you are literate, you can drive a billionaire into a mental breakdown!
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Vince Gilligan says he will never use ChatGPT and wasn't thinking about AI when he wrote 'Pluribus'
The only way he'd use ChatGPT is if someone 'held a shotgun to my head and made me do it'
(via Polygon)
The only way he'd use ChatGPT is if someone 'held a shotgun to my head and made me do it'
(via Polygon)
November 11, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Vince Gilligan says he will never use ChatGPT and wasn't thinking about AI when he wrote 'Pluribus'
The only way he'd use ChatGPT is if someone 'held a shotgun to my head and made me do it'
(via Polygon)
The only way he'd use ChatGPT is if someone 'held a shotgun to my head and made me do it'
(via Polygon)
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STOP having "conversations" with ChatGPT and START talking to your stuffed animals like a normal person
everyone needs to grow the fuck up and start playing pretend with toys
November 7, 2025 at 2:00 AM
STOP having "conversations" with ChatGPT and START talking to your stuffed animals like a normal person
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you jerk off. i nice guy off. we are not the same.
November 7, 2025 at 2:55 AM
you jerk off. i nice guy off. we are not the same.
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I'm losing my mind over how many reviewers are like "GDT's Frankenstein makes you wonder who the real monster is." THAT'S THE STORY! That's the story Shelley wrote!
November 7, 2025 at 12:00 PM
I'm losing my mind over how many reviewers are like "GDT's Frankenstein makes you wonder who the real monster is." THAT'S THE STORY! That's the story Shelley wrote!
the level of cruelty some people run with on a daily basis is actually insane. it feels almost comical, but it’s so not.
November 7, 2025 at 2:02 AM
the level of cruelty some people run with on a daily basis is actually insane. it feels almost comical, but it’s so not.
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Not sure who needs to hear this but we landed on the moon
November 1, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Not sure who needs to hear this but we landed on the moon
addison barger when i catch you…
November 1, 2025 at 4:24 AM
addison barger when i catch you…
scariest part of halloween this year is yoshinobu yamamoto
November 1, 2025 at 12:00 AM
scariest part of halloween this year is yoshinobu yamamoto
just choked on my own spit trying to talk to a gorgeous woman today. if i were a man, i’d be becoming a villain as i type this.
October 30, 2025 at 10:52 PM
just choked on my own spit trying to talk to a gorgeous woman today. if i were a man, i’d be becoming a villain as i type this.
started wearing men’s cologne. i feel euphoric.
October 30, 2025 at 6:32 PM
started wearing men’s cologne. i feel euphoric.
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“what radicalized you” idk paying attention
October 29, 2025 at 5:03 PM
“what radicalized you” idk paying attention
thank you, Sportsnet, for switching to the Davis Schneider cam during every lull in this game. It's been my favourite part.
October 30, 2025 at 2:45 AM
thank you, Sportsnet, for switching to the Davis Schneider cam during every lull in this game. It's been my favourite part.
i’m actually tweaking so hard, my love for davis schneider knows no bounds
October 30, 2025 at 12:16 AM
i’m actually tweaking so hard, my love for davis schneider knows no bounds