Definitely Midge
@madrad.bsky.social
Don't underestimate my ability to talk about cheese.
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Just a reminder that you can intensely dislike the Iranian regime and still think all this is a fucking gross combination of illegal and insane.
June 22, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Just a reminder that you can intensely dislike the Iranian regime and still think all this is a fucking gross combination of illegal and insane.
Gavin Newsom is a little tiny baby ass piece of shit scaredy pants weasel.
That's all.
That's all.
May 27, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Gavin Newsom is a little tiny baby ass piece of shit scaredy pants weasel.
That's all.
That's all.
Take the "which characters" quiz and post the first four you know. This tracks.
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May 18, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Take the "which characters" quiz and post the first four you know. This tracks.
openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac...
openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac...
May be a good time to remind the entire ass planet that touching, moving, pushing, or pulling a wheelchair users chair without their full consent is an ENORMOUS FUCKING VIOLATION. This is the equivalent to picking a non chair user up and throwing them over your shoulder. Gross gross gross STOP IT.
May 15, 2025 at 9:37 PM
May be a good time to remind the entire ass planet that touching, moving, pushing, or pulling a wheelchair users chair without their full consent is an ENORMOUS FUCKING VIOLATION. This is the equivalent to picking a non chair user up and throwing them over your shoulder. Gross gross gross STOP IT.
HELL YEAH! I FORGOT WHAT IT FEELS LIKE FOR MY PREFERRED CANDIDATE TO WIN
The longest serving incumbent mayor in the country, a Republican, just got fired by Democrat John Ewing in Omaha, NE. Congratulations Mayor-Elect Ewing, Nebraska Democrats, and the Democratic Mayors Association.
Watch out Republicans - we are winning all over the country up and down the ballot.
Watch out Republicans - we are winning all over the country up and down the ballot.
May 14, 2025 at 2:33 AM
HELL YEAH! I FORGOT WHAT IT FEELS LIKE FOR MY PREFERRED CANDIDATE TO WIN
Today, Morning
Me: I know! Let's watch The Iron Giant with Devona tonight!
CUT TO:
Today, evening, as credits roll, @bjdr.bsky.social and I are holding Devona rocking back and forth. Everyone is crying.
Devona (between sobs): THAT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL. THAT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL.
What a perfect movie.
Me: I know! Let's watch The Iron Giant with Devona tonight!
CUT TO:
Today, evening, as credits roll, @bjdr.bsky.social and I are holding Devona rocking back and forth. Everyone is crying.
Devona (between sobs): THAT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL. THAT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL.
What a perfect movie.
May 10, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Today, Morning
Me: I know! Let's watch The Iron Giant with Devona tonight!
CUT TO:
Today, evening, as credits roll, @bjdr.bsky.social and I are holding Devona rocking back and forth. Everyone is crying.
Devona (between sobs): THAT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL. THAT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL.
What a perfect movie.
Me: I know! Let's watch The Iron Giant with Devona tonight!
CUT TO:
Today, evening, as credits roll, @bjdr.bsky.social and I are holding Devona rocking back and forth. Everyone is crying.
Devona (between sobs): THAT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL. THAT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL.
What a perfect movie.
One of my fav games to play is watching @roadshowpbs.bsky.social and guessing the prices a la Price is Right. I also love the bonus game of "Give it Back" which is when an item should most def be given back to its country of origin. If this sounds fun and you like white russians, let's be friends
May 6, 2025 at 2:51 AM
One of my fav games to play is watching @roadshowpbs.bsky.social and guessing the prices a la Price is Right. I also love the bonus game of "Give it Back" which is when an item should most def be given back to its country of origin. If this sounds fun and you like white russians, let's be friends
If you're into horror fiction, I cannot recommend Maeve Fly enough. It is not only one of the best horror books I've read, but also just one of the best books I've read. It's hella violent, thoughtful, hilarious, strange, secretive, and a total love letter to LA. Can't wait to read more CJ Leede.
May 5, 2025 at 12:16 AM
If you're into horror fiction, I cannot recommend Maeve Fly enough. It is not only one of the best horror books I've read, but also just one of the best books I've read. It's hella violent, thoughtful, hilarious, strange, secretive, and a total love letter to LA. Can't wait to read more CJ Leede.
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"Imagine if I had pulled Fox News’ credentials from the White House press corps.… Imagine if I had said to law firms that were representing parties that were upset with policies my administration had initiated, that you will not be allowed into government buildings."
Obama’s Blistering New Takedown of Trump Gives Dems a Way Forward
In an appearance on Thursday, the former president laid out the connection between Trump’s lawlessness and—yes—the price of eggs. Will other Democrats follow?
newrepublic.com
April 20, 2025 at 10:44 PM
"Imagine if I had pulled Fox News’ credentials from the White House press corps.… Imagine if I had said to law firms that were representing parties that were upset with policies my administration had initiated, that you will not be allowed into government buildings."
Went on a trip to western Nebraska last week to reconnect and disconnect with @bjdr.bsky.social and removed all social media apps from my phone before we left. This is the only one I added back and I only added it today. I have so much more time than I did just a week ago.
April 18, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Went on a trip to western Nebraska last week to reconnect and disconnect with @bjdr.bsky.social and removed all social media apps from my phone before we left. This is the only one I added back and I only added it today. I have so much more time than I did just a week ago.
April 18, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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CNBC is calling it the Tesla Chain Saw Massacre.
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March 12, 2025 at 6:14 PM
CNBC is calling it the Tesla Chain Saw Massacre.
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And now I begin my journey of documenting every time I flip off a nazi truck. Join me.
#flippingoffteslas
#flippingoffteslas
March 12, 2025 at 9:54 PM
And now I begin my journey of documenting every time I flip off a nazi truck. Join me.
#flippingoffteslas
#flippingoffteslas
I get sitting there with your legs crossed, smirking with your little signs playing right into his new narrative to even further dismiss anything you say as relevant, Dems. But, like, we're beyond that? The country is in, um, crisis? Like, constitutionally speaking? Could you, um, speak the fuck up?
March 5, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I get sitting there with your legs crossed, smirking with your little signs playing right into his new narrative to even further dismiss anything you say as relevant, Dems. But, like, we're beyond that? The country is in, um, crisis? Like, constitutionally speaking? Could you, um, speak the fuck up?
It's waaay past time. Please, Dems. Follow @algreen.house.gov. the system you think you're participating in isn't there anymore.
March 5, 2025 at 3:47 AM
It's waaay past time. Please, Dems. Follow @algreen.house.gov. the system you think you're participating in isn't there anymore.
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Trump: Free speech is back in America
Rep. Al Green (being shoved into a CIA rendition van): You did what now?
Rep. Al Green (being shoved into a CIA rendition van): You did what now?
March 5, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Trump: Free speech is back in America
Rep. Al Green (being shoved into a CIA rendition van): You did what now?
Rep. Al Green (being shoved into a CIA rendition van): You did what now?
Honestly.
protesting a nazi rally by holding up an index card that says no thank you sir
March 5, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Honestly.
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Final Installment Of Frogger Trilogy Poised To Sweep Oscars
Final Installment Of Frogger Trilogy Poised To Sweep Oscars
HOLLYWOOD—Eyeing the upcoming 128th Academy Awards, industry insiders have high expectations for Frogger: Return To The Lily Pad, the third installment in the wildly successful Frogger trilogy based o...
theonion.com
March 3, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Final Installment Of Frogger Trilogy Poised To Sweep Oscars
My full weight is behind Boston on this one. No question. Ready a fucking history book, Homan.
March 2, 2025 at 11:43 PM
My full weight is behind Boston on this one. No question. Ready a fucking history book, Homan.
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No, this is the most ashamed you've felt as an American *so far*.
February 28, 2025 at 7:10 PM
No, this is the most ashamed you've felt as an American *so far*.
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A guy who used to be a comedian & is good at improv and dealing with hecklers and who has also spent the last 3 years in a war zone turns out to be a guy you can’t out-alpha, imagine that
February 28, 2025 at 7:11 PM
A guy who used to be a comedian & is good at improv and dealing with hecklers and who has also spent the last 3 years in a war zone turns out to be a guy you can’t out-alpha, imagine that
"WhY aReN't YoU wEaRiNg A sUiT?"
"I'll put on a costume when the war is over." 👏🏻🤌🏻🇺🇦
"I'll put on a costume when the war is over." 👏🏻🤌🏻🇺🇦
February 28, 2025 at 11:24 PM
"WhY aReN't YoU wEaRiNg A sUiT?"
"I'll put on a costume when the war is over." 👏🏻🤌🏻🇺🇦
"I'll put on a costume when the war is over." 👏🏻🤌🏻🇺🇦
How unbelievably embarrassing.
February 28, 2025 at 9:39 PM
How unbelievably embarrassing.
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MUST-WATCH: House GOP leadership refused to allow Rep. Brittany Peterson, who's on maternity leave, to vote remotely, but that didn't stop her.
She showed up, not only voted but also spoke out against the GOP budget proposal with Sam, who turned 1 month old today, in her hands.
She showed up, not only voted but also spoke out against the GOP budget proposal with Sam, who turned 1 month old today, in her hands.
February 26, 2025 at 4:30 AM
MUST-WATCH: House GOP leadership refused to allow Rep. Brittany Peterson, who's on maternity leave, to vote remotely, but that didn't stop her.
She showed up, not only voted but also spoke out against the GOP budget proposal with Sam, who turned 1 month old today, in her hands.
She showed up, not only voted but also spoke out against the GOP budget proposal with Sam, who turned 1 month old today, in her hands.