It’s always “Ladies, if you are alienated by overwork, drop out of the public sphere and become a tradwife” and never “Ladies, if you are alienated by overwork, form a union.”

some founding mothers would’ve planned for this level of buffoonery

It is 100% carrying water for the opposition to participate in this collective delusion that Dems for some reason need to answer for every teen who throws a rock rather than hold the Trump admin accountable for intentionally creating chaos and breaking the law to stoke violence.

They are in charge.

You have no obligation to defend or explain the behavior of random street protesters. We have a lawless government that is flagrantly violating its legal, moral, even philosophical obligations to us. Everything else is secondary

“And so the Greeks send me this horse, we’re talking about one of the most beautiful horses you’ve ever seen. So big. So strong. Normally they keep this kind of horse for themselves but they were such big fans they said sir, please take our big wonderful horse we’ll even bring it to your house”

Walz: If you say you love freedom but you don't believe freedom is for everybody, then the thing you love is not freedom, it is privilege.

A little while ago, my parents' cat Bridget went missing. As the weeks dragged on, they became extremely worried. My dad devised a way to distract himself: he began to paint Bridget's adventures, imagining her travelling through time and popping up in some of art and music's most iconic scenes.

This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.

*whiny voice* "I don't want measles! I don't want another great depression!" What happened to being tough. What happened to suffering and dying needlessly

Freedom of information? How about freedom FROM information! There's been a lot goin on

I fully support DOGE

Department
Of
Goo-goo Dolls
Enthusiasts

i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there

congress just approved plans to build kuscotopia

The scientific method served humanity well for hundreds of years but it was rendered obsolete in 2013 with the discovery of Vibes

We should have some unprecedented events that are good for once

[living on a rock that is moving through an infinite space at sixty seven thousand miles an hour] what should we have for dinner

I didn't realize I was supposed to know how to do everything by my second rodeo. That's still a very low number of rodeos.

If an elf on a shelf fucked with me I would simply smash it with a hammer