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AOC: “The girls are fighting, aren’t they?”
June 6, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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Crazy how he managed to work his way so far up the ladder
From starting as a ballboy to owning the team, Jim Irsay will be remembered as a Colts lifer.
May 22, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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Who called it Car Talk and not Vehicular Man’s Laughter
May 22, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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May 19, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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ok you should read this whole thread — it's not funny at all, but holy hell this part of it deserves its own netflix special
Starlink didn’t respond to a request for comment. The White House said Musk has nothing to do with deals involving Starlink and Trump does not tolerate conflicts of interest.
May 16, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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Everyone in the past was neurotypical, which is how we got things like this single-author, eight-volume encyclopedia of ferns
May 6, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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Not gonna pretend like I know anything about Carney’s politics because I don’t, but I watched his speech yesterday and he essentially told Trump to fuck off and now Trump’s speaking about him with a modicum of respect.

I feel like there’s a lesson in there somewhere.
Trump drops the demeaning "governor" stuff and calls Carney by his correct title
March 28, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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March 24, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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March 24, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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The 66-year-old woman kicking this guy’s ass is a retired professor of medicine with 16,000 citations on Google Scholar

Goals
March 25, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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Elon Musk Begins Cabinet Meeting By Putting Index Finger Through Fly Of Pants
March 4, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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my favorite international border: the US-Canada line in northern vermont, delineated with a few big rocks and small signs that say "🚫 DO NOT CROSS"
December 14, 2024 at 11:58 PM
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Trying to find a happy medium between not knowing anything that's happening in the world and being pissed off all the time
November 17, 2024 at 11:02 PM
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*record scratch* *freeze frame*

Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here.
November 16, 2024 at 7:21 AM
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April 25, 2024 at 2:16 PM
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conversation with the (very colorblind) six year old:

"did the school nurse test you for colorblindness and you didn't tell her you were colorblind?"

"yes"

"did they test a group of kids?"

"yes"

"in the same room?"

"yes"

"did you memorize the answers so you could pass?"

"yes"
April 25, 2024 at 3:18 AM